Hey dugs!

these are the things i want for a sig

1) in the middle of the sig i want my name white "Yield"
2)i want it to be raining in the background and thunder coming down from the clouds
3) the background a night sky
4) tornado coming from the right
5)i want stars in the background in the clouds
6)i want a metor coming from the left top corner of the sig
7)200x100