Snake, chat. Need to chat.
Gleph was an advertising error, but the concept is fantastic, and you absolutely are the type of player they want to keep. The idea is if you want to enter the new content, prove you can at least beat, or survive while someone else beats at least one boss from the previous campaign. How many players are there that rush through mobs, power up, ignore the bosses and get bored? Anyway, we need to chat, because that is NOT you. So they planned poorly and did not advertise. These things happen.