There is one device that has the web capability of an ipad with the screen of a 42" plasma tv with retina display. It is the fabric of the Alterrian world in your hand. It has been fabled all throughout Alterra since the dawn of furry stuff. It is the soul of Aterrian lore. A delicious machine that will hold through thick and thin while trudging through the dungeons of blacksmoke mountian. Not only is this machine a pure tofu albino monster, it also eats random frogs on the premise.
Now you are probably asking, what is this amazing machine of 12 by 1 inch of hardy bun. It is my grandmas baked bean sandwhich. My grandma uses only whole wheat bread because if you don't there will be an apocalypse where giant baked beans fall from the sky handing you teddy bears while eating tofu pasta with vegan cheese.
How to make this u must ask? Well let me tell you quite simply. When making this there is no going back. Once you join us, there is no point of return >: )
new members to the BBSH (baked beans sandwhich hearts) are forced to eat 5 kiddy meals at Mcy D's. Ik many can't handle the sheer pain of eating such substances but one must do this then make a Baked Bean Sandwhich to join.
WARNING: THE BAKED BEAN SANDWHICH IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HEART PALPITATION, STROKE, JELLY BEAN CRAVINGS OR UNCONTROLLABLE GAS WHILE IN USE. Do not use the baked bean sandwhich if pregnant.
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