No! No! No! All wrong! The answer is 0 friends because the only true friends are CLOWNS. And he has 20,000 credits and he has 1 primed napalm, so altogether he has PRECISELY 25,000.

Congrats, now pull the 7m and a rabbit out of your hat. I'll take the rabbit and burn the money.

LONG LIVE THE CLOWN EMPIRE!! HONK!