Best Welcome for Doom Contest

[diiajil]

So many great submissions....too bad you all can't count. ;-)

Here are some of the welcomes that I really liked....but are more than 80 chars and therefore can't win....sorry:

/g Welcome new initiate *door closes behind u ominously* come in and stay awhile ^_^
/g Welcome to Satans Cheerleaders! Have fun killing and remember, satans watching ^_^
/g welcum our goals is to kill aim is to kill just kill kill kill...and make me proud
/g Welcome to the guild of serial killers and murderers, we hope u feel at home here ^_^
/g Welcome to Satan's Cheerleaders. Ask about our kill contests, level help and weapons cache.
/g Welcome to Satan's Cheerleaders... My name is doom, please hand in your soul at the entrance and wait for further instructions
/g welcome to satans cheerleaders im Doom your GM and here we provide all your killing needs
/g Welcome to Satans Cheerleaders! Disclaimer: we never do any actual cheerleading
/g \/\/elcome To Satans Cheerleaders /g for guild chat Bloodpacks cheaper here! Hope you enjoy ^_^!
/g Welcome to Satans Cheerleaders! Hope u think killing zombies is fun cause we sure do ^_^

Thanks for making me smile. But please don't modify your entry to shorten it. If your last edit date is past June 16th...it will be ineligible.

doooooooooom
dafuk is mine lol where??? not c ing it anywhere and on top
u ate all my cookies they not free did u c sign rofl
am jk ik was 2 late but even it was 2 indecent for u 2 use
but not 4 me unfortunately hahaa will annoy so much new
members with it lol love ya as always