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[Rikilamaru]

Well my most embarrassing moment happen on Saturday night. I was celebrity my friend 21st bday in las Vegas at a out door bar/night club I had about 5 drinks the last 2 were jäger bombs. At that point me and my friends cousin boyfriend were completely hammered / smashed. 1st round was my friends cousins boyfriend tried to hook me up with some random chick 2nd was sick twice on the way back to the hotel 3rd I was pretty much dragged back to hotel room. Well there u have it I'm never drinking jäger bomb again the hangover sucked and I'm still sore.

[StompArtist]

I was at toys-r-us and my kid ran by me screaming so I grabbed him in my arms, lifted him from the ground and said in a loud voice "calm down right now" to find out I had grabbed someone else's kid. Didn't even look like mine.

[Lysdexic]

I was only 5'0" in High School and my "friends" used to toss me up to hit the ceiling tiles. This never hurt until one toss slammed me into a water pipe that set off all the fire sprinklers as well... caught on camera and ended up with a concussion

[Zerious]

I was at toys-r-us and my kid ran by me screaming so I grabbed him in my arms, lifted him from the ground and said in a loud voice "calm down right now" to find out I had grabbed someone else's kid. Didn't even look like mine.

lol My mom did this one time when i was like 8, except she figured it out when she saw me looking at her like "Mom? wtf are you doing with that kid that you didn't give birth to?"

[KaotiicxDream]

Nice stories..

My story...
Stepped on a chair in Chemic and felt and landed on another chair... Oh F*** everyone laughed... This was yesterday... :/

[Zerious]

so my gf is twirling around, being herself. The ground is wet and slippery from the wet weather here in California lately. So she kinda starts slipping, I notice and go to catch her, fml i slip right as i caught her. I broke her fall at least, but she landed in my lap....a little above my lap actually... booty plush only does so much.... guys you know where I'm going with this... Ladies, let's just say it "ruined my weekend".... Luckily she's caring enough to get me a milkshake... it works...

[Ladylove]

In my junior year in my AP english class, my teacher brought in a big long log thing like a pole. It was reallllyyy heavy, and it was supposed to be our harpoon because we were reading Moby Dick. Well, I had the log thing and I backed up to sit down in a chair. Well, I didn't back up far enough, so I fell right down on my butt with the log falling on top of me... right next to the guy I liked.

[hawkei]

In my junior year in my AP english class, my teacher brought in a big long log thing like a pole. It was reallllyyy heavy, and it was supposed to be our harpoon because we were reading Moby Dick. Well, I had the log thing and I backed up to sit down in a chair. Well, I didn't back up far enough, so I fell right down on my butt with the log falling on top of me... right next to the guy I liked.

Shouldn't that book title be censored?

[Ladylove]

Shouldn't that book title be censored?

Lol no, it's nothing bad. Just a book.

[Barbamitsos]

ill think about a good one and write it

[Zerious]

In my junior year in my AP english class, my teacher brought in a big long log thing like a pole. It was reallllyyy heavy, and it was supposed to be our harpoon because we were reading Moby Dick. Well, I had the log thing and I backed up to sit down in a chair. Well, I didn't back up far enough, so I fell right down on my butt with the log falling on top of me... right next to the guy I liked.

that guy should've totally made his move there lol

[Otukura]

Bahaha no, I don't have the balls.

Pun intended? Sorreh for the bawdy humor.

[SuperNova]

I got in a fight at school right after i ate and threw up on her when she punched my stomach.

[giayuan]

Classic, but it happens! My shorts got caught and the pole pantsed me ;D

[Ladylove]

that guy should've totally made his move there lol

Lol we flirted a lot, but he wasn't into me. I was like... meh...

[KingFu]

I got in a fight at school right after i ate and threw up on her when she punched my stomach.

Sounds like a combo from marvel vs capcom EPIC WIN.

[Junside]

This is probably my worst mistake ever.

I was in the middle of... bedroom activity. And it came to a point where I blurted out another girl's name................

I said "Amanda..." in a whisper, when her name was Roxy. My eyes just widened, thinking "crap..."

But she didn't hear me over all the commotion. She said "What?" But I played it off making it sound like "Oh my god." and I'm pretty sure it worked. Cuddled up and slept. :'D

[Ladylove]

This is probably my worst mistake ever.

I was in the middle of... bedroom activity. And it came to a point where I blurted out another girl's name................

I said "Amanda..." in a whisper, when her name was Roxy. My eyes just widened, thinking "crap..."

But she didn't hear me over all the commotion. She said "What?" But I played it off making it sound like "Oh my god." and I'm pretty sure it worked. Cuddled up and slept. :'D

Lmao commotion

[Junside]

Lmao commotion

Give me credit, I had to be vague. lol

[Militaryman]

One time I was beach jogging (we should get together one day parth) and I tripped over a guys foot and rolled about 50 feet into a tree. And when I stood up a low-lying branch whacked me over the head. I fell again.