What the heck did you just say about me, bird? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Best Birds Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on noobs, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in penguin warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire PL. You are nothing to me but just another bird. I will wipe you with precision the likes of which have never been seen in PL, mark my bow. You think you can get away with saying that bird dung over the Internet? Think again, rooster. As we speak right now I am contacting my secret network of Family across Alterra and your prints are being tracked right now so you better prepare for the Blast Shot, you lil' fried chicken. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your KDR. You're dead, ugly duckling. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ruin your KDR in over seven hundred ways with just my bare hands (and Blast Shot). Not only am I extensively trained in destroying people's KDR, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Best Birds Academy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pear head lookin' ahh off the face of Alterra, you parrot face. If only you knew what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to come down upon you, you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you idiot. I will release my bird dung and digest fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, kiddo.
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