Scientists discover caffeine-based lifeform. (They could have just Googled me.)
Scientists discover caffeine-based lifeform. (They could have just Googled me.)
Caffeinated soap? For my germaphobia and caffeine addiction.
If only there was some higher math I could use to express how many coffees I drank in the last 24 hours.
Mind...taken over by some kind of sentient...super coffee...avenge me...aahhhvenggaah me-e-ehh
Coffeehead has but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
The thin line between entertainment and war
There'll be no shelter here
Love this one!!Originally Posted by konafez
Caffeine-free diet Jolt cola!!??! Is nothing sacred?
Who ever invented that should be drug to the Hague in chains...
The thin line between entertainment and war
There'll be no shelter here
Yum. This is a coffee, defiant yet petulant. A coffee that grabs you, shakes you by the collar and cries, "Accept me, damn you or turn me away, but for God sake DON'T POLLUTE ME WITH NON-DAIRY CREAMER!!"
Thank you, Coffee, for the chance to be coherent enough to remember the mistakes I make today.
The Coffeegirl Diet- Coffee for breakfast, coffee for lunch and a sensible coffee dinner.
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia...I woke up exhausted.
Last edited by Java; 04-28-2016 at 09:24 PM.
Obviousness strikes 1 in 3 Americans...and most don't even know it.
Coffee is the burnt offerings that keep the sleep gods away.
If I ever shook myself out of word-drunk delirium long enough to find a mouth on Cormac McCarthy's paragraphs, I'd never stop frenching it.
On politics: Been there, didn't do it.
'The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered & controlled & the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.' Marcus Tullius Cicero (106BC-43BC) Roman philosopher, statesman, constitutionalist
Sometimes bored sometimes loneley, hangin out with her forum homies
She's alwase up for socializing , the caffeine keeps her mesmerizing
In one hand and in the other, picked up a mug from her older brother
Got her a cup of java sauce, pinned her mind upon a cross
Coffehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Drinkin it since the 2nd grade, she drank every cup her moma made
On french roast she tried her luck, out ran a speeding pickup truck
She likes her coffee with a mean demeanor , stuff you can use as paintbrush cleaner
The vapor makes a sweet aroma, she drinks herself into a coma
Coffeehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between, huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Keep on drinkin till your brain goes pop, keep on drinkin till your brain goes...pop!
(The coffeegirl official theme song)
The thin line between entertainment and war
There'll be no shelter here
This is great!! Love it!! Thanks Kona!
This is great!! Love it!! Thanks Kona!
I was at work the other day listening to primus and came up with it
The thin line between entertainment and war
There'll be no shelter here
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