atlorian election 2016

[konafez]

I have decided to run for president of arlor!

My campaign slogan, make arlor cake , again! ( I know I put the recipe around here somewhere )

My platform is un nerfing rogues (that should get me the rogue vote) , increasing gold drops, and making hox get a permit for putting up that star gate in the basement!

My vice president wil be coffeegirl , her campaign promise..to give coffee to everyone! Even your pets! (Imagine Grimm on espresso)

My minister of defense will be barrison ..his goal is to open up trade negotiations with the orcs (then hit them in the head and take there stuff)

My head of finance will be Zeus ( he's got most of the gold already ..let's just put him in charge of the rest of it)

My secretary of the environment will be coalhouse (if you mess up arlor , he will send the a.r.s.e.s to beat you with turnips)


My joint chiefs of staff will be raia, ruz, drake, and vixeene ( they won't get anything done..but they are fun to hang out with and they alwase have cake)




Vote for change! And cake! ...(mostly cake)