atlorian election 2016

[kinzmet]

A report just came in!
The goblins came to support Hail for presidency campain! They are giving away tokens, eggs, gears and whut nots. If you try to make a new toon you would see how goblins support Hail by burning the bakery on Windmoore, but the fire was extinguished by a Konafez supporting wizard that won't be named. Apparently the Goblins used a large stock of explosive eggplants planted just below the bakery.
As for the free goods, the goblins only need some loving fireballs, Aimshots, Windmills and the free goodies are yours! These activities was later known by the Arlorians as 'The Goblin Event'.

[Hail]

A report just came in!
The goblins came to support Hail for presidency campain! They are giving away tokens, eggs, gears and whut nots. If you try to make a new toon you would see how goblins support Hail by burning the bakery on Windmoore, but the fire was extinguished by a Konafez supporting wizard that won't be named. Apparently the Goblins used a large stock of explosive eggplants planted just below the bakery.
As for the free goods, the goblins only need some loving fireballs, Aimshots, Windmills and the free goodies are yours! These activities was later known by the Arlorians as 'The Goblin Event'.

Thankyou for the acknowledgment!
All it took was a simple phone call to an old pal and he was sending us hoards of goblins to grant us these amazing things.
#BurntheBakery

[Coalhouse]

Thankyou for the acknowledgment!
All it took was a simple phone call to an old pal and he was sending us hoards of goblins to grant us these amazing things.
#BurntheBakery

Typical behaviour for a megalomaniac. Taking "credit" (or should that be "blame") for a perfectly natural phenomenon: the annual goblin migration!

What's next, "making the sun rise"(?)

[Hail]

Typical behaviour for a megalomaniac. Taking "credit" (or should that be "blame") for a perfectly natural phenomenon: the annual goblin migration!

What's next, "making the sun rise"(?)

Leave all that aside! I am trying to win an election here...

[Java]

Typical behaviour for a megalomaniac. Taking "credit" (or should that be "blame") for a perfectly natural phenomenon: the annual goblin migration!

What's next, "making the sun rise"(?)

Its like how I am responsible for the new haste SET rings & pendants....increased speed by 200%. You're welcome, Arlor. Vote for Kona!

#SpeedstersforKona

[Coalhouse]

Leave all that aside! I am trying to win an election here...

Oh yeah, I bet you'd like to "draw a line under" that one! Just like your hostage-taking; any more of that and it'll be sleepy-byes time again.

[kinzmet]

Typical behaviour for a megalomaniac. Taking "credit" (or should that be "blame") for a perfectly natural phenomenon: the annual goblin migration!

What's next, "making the sun rise"(?)

Why did you used the "M" word?
It should be bored-megalomaniac

Politicians will always take the credit, the sunrise was the first baker. One day a farmer's wife accidentally mixed the flour and sugar, she thougth it was a waste and planned to throw it away. She left it in a wood bucket outside the house, it was afternoon and rain arrived. The rainwater was mixed in the flour and sugar, then the morning came. The sunrise that time was became very hot and cooked the mixture for several hours. Incidentally there was a bees hive just above the where the bucket was placed, when the farmer tried to remove the hive the honey dropped on the bucket. The farmer discovered the bucket and overturned the bucket in the kitchen table, viola! The first cake, and it was honey-cake.

[Veenihiv]

#Konaforpresident
#gogoCake!!

[konafez]

Oh yeah, I bet you'd like to "draw a line under" that one! Just like your hostage-taking; any more of that and it'll be sleepy-byes time again.

We should invest in a truck load of artichokes ...for "hunting" use only of course

*winks*

[Castronox123]

#makearlorcakeagain #Kona2016 #don'tlookinkona'scakestash

[Schnitzel]

I'd like to raise an issue for @Hail and @Konafez,

if elected, how will you work to close the gap between rich and poor players without causing inflation?

[Hoardseeker]

Leave all that aside! I am trying to win an election here...

We need a Poll here !

#BurnTheBakery
#HoardyForPresident
#FrenchFriesForAll
#BringBackTarlok2013

[Hoardseeker]

I'd like to raise an issue for @Hail and @Konafez,

if elected, how will you work to close the gap between rich and poor players without causing inflation?

Don't forget I'm also in ^_^

If I'm elected I'd get the Millions of gold stashed by Sir Spendsalot which was earned by a Selling a Vanity Set which wont drop gold actually but looks like it drops gold every second ! For his Fraud Sales I'd file a Case on him and give those golds to the poor people and make Arlor go Gold !

#HoardyForPresident
#FrenchFriesForAll
#FreeGoldForThePoor
#GoldenArlor

[konafez]

I'd like to raise an issue for @Hail and @Konafez,

if elected, how will you work to close the gap between rich and poor players without causing inflation?

Cake events, the answer is cake events

[konafez]

I'm starting a smear campaign (smears hail with cake)

[Spiff]

This post is phenomenal! Thanks for the great read and LOLz!
Still, I want to hear more about what each candidate is looking do about the "issues" before I vote.
All I see so far is lots of opponent bashing and self appointment.
Having said that, I LOVE cake!

[Seoratrek]

Let me get some things together so that we have a clean, fresh thread to invite those who want to "run" for office From there we can set up a poll!

[bonjovi3223]

I'd like to raise an issue for @Hail and @Konafez,

if elected, how will you work to close the gap between rich and poor players without causing inflation?

Have you heard of Robin Hood?
That is distribution of wealth without inflation.

[konafez]

Let me get some things together so that we have a clean, fresh thread to invite those who want to "run" for office From there we can set up a poll!

Sounds good seo

[Schnitzel]

Have you heard of Robin Hood?
That is distribution of wealth without inflation.

Okay, let me rephrase:

I'd like to raise an issue for @Hail and @Konafez,
if elected, how will you work to close the gap between rich and poor players without causing too much inflation and without shooting any players with arrows/swords/magic blasts?