Originally Posted by
konafez
My fellow arlorians
Hail is trying to slip his icy fingers into this election (see what I did there)
Hence why I "stormed" my way into the Sign-Up thread (;D)
And the potato party is trying to install deep fryers in all the taverns , the grease fires...ohh the grease fires!
Any chance we could install these into the bakerys also?
Some campaigns would try to put arlorian puppys out of work, or banish all the arcane deer..I say pets are people too!
Says the person trying to exclude Mages!!
I am running on the simple promise to make arlor cake, again! (I finally found that recipe!)
Promises have been broken numerous amounts of times before, on the other hand, I WILL make Arlor better.
And to find out what Knox is up to down there in the basement! Where did he get that Stargate!
Just give the man some privacy for goodness sakes!
I have hired the a.r.s.e.s to do investigative work , and my vice president is working with arlorian coffee farmers to help with the economy. (she consumes 90% of what that grow)
It is evident that through the past actions of A.R.S.E.S in recent times, that this corporation is fueled by corruption and violence using delicious vegetables. As for your vice president, rumour has it she has been paying our farmers too little for the hard work. The insulting prices she offers to them are leading them and their families into debt! She must be stopped!
So on election day remember...make arlor cake, again!
Burn the Bakery!
#deicearlor
#jobsfordogs
#deerarefriendsnotfood
#makearlorcakeagain
P.s. my stash is not the issue here..there is nothing to see in my stash (best attempt at Jedi mind trick) do not look in my stash
#mystashisnotfullofcake
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