So what happens at about the 15th cup?
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
So what happens at about the 15th cup?
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
I was so hoping you weren't going to take the answer in that direction. SMH I bet you're an Ace Ventura fan aren't you?
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
Last edited by Java; 09-16-2016 at 12:58 AM.
Another day. Another gram of caffeine.
Cutting back significantly I see...
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
I repeat my earlier statement
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
If only there were some higher math I could use to express how many coffees I drank in the past 24 hours.
There's always exponents
-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-
I am something right now, but I wouldn't call it "functional."
Theory: You can substitute 'coffee' for the word 'party' in any song about the latter.
Not kidding when I say I'm held together with coffee and duct tape.
Making coffee is the morning equivalent of securing your own oxygen mask first, before assisting others.
"The people who must never have power are the humorless."- Christopher Hitchens
If I could only quantum-entangle the adenosine receptors of my brain without about ten baristas, I'd never get a headache again. >:-c
I am a modern day samurai Superman Bat-ninja of nearly useless taskery.
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