why did the chicken cross the road?
how the hell should i know?! im no chickenologist!!
why did the chicken cross the road?
how the hell should i know?! im no chickenologist!!
Added my first post, i hope i didn't post anyone elses idea, but i read all previous jokes, so i think i'm safe!
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person 1:why did the golem roll down the hill?
person 2: idk why?
person 1: because he wanted to rock and roll!
Last edited by superss; 05-16-2011 at 02:51 PM.
Originally Posted by Conradin
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To prove to all roadkill that it could be done!
Or if you prefer, my version of what famous people might answer:
OBAMA: Because he wanted change, now!
BUSH: To get on the right side of the road.
FORREST GUMP: He was just runnnnning!
CHRIS BROWN: I was chasing him.
GARY BUSEY: What chicken? Gaaaaa!
TWO-FACE: He only got half way.
BRAD PAISLEY: [music] Life gets you down, cross the road, go to the next 1 stoplight townnnn...
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Because it was proper.
JESSE JAMES (Bullock ex): Hey, don't be so hard on the chicken; you KNEW he was crossing the road! [boo!]
MAGNETO: He was drawn to something on the other side.
JEAN GRAY: Ya, me.
LEEROY JENNNKINS: He just rushed across, I was like ZOMG! And we died.
WILLIAM WALLACE: To invade England!
I'll stop there before it gets any cheesier. Thanks for reading!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
1. It had already crossed it 999 times and wanted
To get to 1000
2. Because if he didnt then the fanatics of the jokkes would have no purpose
3. Because his favorite food is lasnya(or lasagna idk)
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
Martin Luther King: I invision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the devs were across the street signing autographs!!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find some hot chicks at KFC, thinking it meant Kentucky Fine Chicken. He was a...simple chicken and will be deliciously missed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was unsure how to discover if the egg existed first, until it saw a rooster across the street to help him get laid like one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Becauuuuseeeee.....bird bird bird, bird is the word
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Free plat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To tell me I won. WHERE MY DAM MONEY AT NIGHTARCHER?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get out of Gurgox's growling-kill distance. (and there were no orbs!!! :O)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To make other chicks forget that he was too chicken to go up a tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bin Laden was chasing and shouting "Oooobooobahbahneenjocaht!!!!" at the chicken and pointing a gun up his butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To deliver eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was on a quest with Rango to find water.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To claim the other side Popeye's Chicken Territory.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To peck the cement and make cement worms because he was too poor and got taxed so much to afford real worms. Then he went to the other side and said: "the other side has more worms!!! Nananabooboo!!! Take that u bird government! Im free!!" (this is the stupidest joke yet lol)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eatmorechikin!!! (name of a bird in ladylove's pvp tourney)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To commit suicide by getting eaten as a CHICKEN BURGER at burger king. Take that u fast food chicken restaurants!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Other bird cannibals were trying to eat him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
All the str bears, warbirds, and pallys were about to slice the chicken and serve him to a Japanese chicken/sushi restaurant.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To became a fruit eating chicken and vegetarian chicken and eat
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How should I know?!?!? I am out of ideas now so u find out why the chicken crossed the road.
I hope i win....
Good luck androck on guys.
Last edited by OverkillED; 05-18-2011 at 06:16 AM.
NO COPYING JOKES
i gotta win this!
this family guy video is HILARIOUS!!!
Well not exactly a chicken cross the road joke... but it is a chicken joke!
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
I'm extending the ending date out 24 hours to give a few more people a chance to enter and win a million gold. I will choose a winner and runner-up in an hour from now on Wednesday.
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Why did the Turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
"""""""""There's a sucker born every minute" P. T. Barnum"""""""""
One thing, I noticed a few of the jokes are googled. Does that count, or no? If so, I might want to change mine. Or are there bonus points for originality?
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False, you weren't the one to first post it. Its a common chicken joke on the internet but ill switch it
PWNED!!!!Post a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke on this thread. It can be witty, funny, whatever you think I'll enjoy the most. Hey, it's hard to make one good. Oh, and please one post per person.
Last edited by Sigkill; 05-17-2011 at 07:49 PM.
Aha! So people are googling themFalse, you weren't the one to first post it. Its a common chicken joke on the internet but ill switch it
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
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