300k+ Contest Give Away!

[Zeus]

Okay, so I'm giving away 300k+. I will add more to the pot as any extra money I get that does not lower me from the gold cap will be dumped in here. Thanks to DawnInfinity for the contribution of 200k; I used some (most) of my contest prize to get my bear fury fighter gear, the rest I'm donating here.

Here is how it will work. This is a humor contest.

Whoever makes the most humorous line, joke, or anything will win the gold. I will also ask Samhayne to support my contest with some platinum. So get your stories, lines, jokes, or whatever going. We all need good laughs!

Note: Screenshots of PL related material can be included. In fact, EVERY joke has to be PL related, those that aren't will be ignored and disqualified.

Donations and Advertisement for this contest is welcome!

Deadline for the entries will be next friday. All Google'd results will be disqualified.

[KingFu]

Must be PL related? There goes my story of my childhood....

[Zeus]

Must be PL related? There goes my story of my childhood....

PLize it! Make it in the form of a character! xD

[Lordchewbacca]

Ok so what did gurgox say to gold fever? Gurg:what time is it? Fever: TIME FOR U TO GET A WATCH

[Lowlyspy]

I cant remember who made the "galactic overboard" joke, thats a good one though.

Im gonna get right on makin a joke for this one........alright now what rhymes with orange??

[Conradin]

What did the alien say when the overlord fell out of a boat? Galactic Overboard!


Will be making another one.

[Ayc2000]

This really happened in a ctf game:
Bird: REVVVVV
mage: I did!
bird: NOO BEAR REV!!!
mage: ???
bird: hurry up you slow bear and REVVV me!!!!
bear: *spams attacks*
It was an informal ctf game, so we just watched the whole thing
XD

[Paar]

Reserved for my joke xD

[Cascade]

So two clowns are sitting in the PL circus:

Bob-So have you heard we got delayed?

Bill-What?! You mean we can't scare all the little kids now? We have to wait till tommorow?!

Bob-Yep...

Bill-Well, forget that I'm gunna go work at Burger King instead!

Bob-Umm...Burger King doesnt hire clowns.

Bill- Well then i'll uhm work at StarBucks!

Bob-They dont hire clowns either!

Bill-Then who DOES hire clowns?

Bob-Umm...hmmm try applying at apple?


Haha thought this might be funny...No offence to apple! They are awesome! I can change it if its too offending.

[Zeus]

Note, real situations will get more points and a better chance to win. It must be proven with a screenshot however.

[Survivorfan]

So two clowns are sitting in the PL circus:

Bob-So have you heard we got delayed?

Bill-What?! You mean we can't scare all the little kids now? We have to wait till tommorow?!

Bob-Yep...

Bill-Well, forget that I'm gunna go work at Burger King instead!

Bob-Umm...Burger King doesnt hire clowns.

Bill- Well then i'll uhm work at McDonalds!

Bob-They dont hire clowns either!

Bill-Then who DOES hire clowns?

Bob-Umm...hmmm try applying at apple?


Haha thought this might be funny...No offence to apple! They are awesome! I can change it if its too offending.

Ronald McDonald?! Hello?!
And reserved for me, if I can think of a good joke

[Ayc2000]

aww, I don't have a screenie :/
I shall continue my search!!! ^.~

[TANKKAAR]

This really happened in a ctf game:
Bird: REVVVVV
mage: I did!
bird: NOO BEAR REV!!!
mage: ???
bird: hurry up you slow bear and REVVV me!!!!
bear: *spams attacks*
It was an informal ctf game, so we just watched the whole thing
XD

just 1 question?... was it an intel bear??



ROFL

[Ayc2000]

just 1 question?... was it an intel bear??


ROFL

dex bear lol

[xPICKLEx]

Young boy comes into the house to take a beautiful girl out on their first date.
As they both start to walk out the door, the last words spoken from her dad:

"Just know, anything you do to her tonight i'll do the same to you."

[Pvpdexbear]

um......lets see.......oh i got one!

goblin: ugh hey swamp hag lets trade places! its so wild here! ( goblins in wyldwood)

swamp hag: um sure i rather go to a wild place than smell swamp gas!

switching places

goblin:whew smells like somebody farted! whoa whoa! i didnt know crocs were here! ahh there eating my intestines!!!!

swamp hag: oooooo theres mojo???? dang he is fat ahhhh he is coming!!!

they both go to heaven happily ever never!

[Ayrilana]

I have a donation for you. I just need to catch you in game.

Also...

When is the deadline for the entries?
Are you going to require each contestant to make up their own or can they go online and find jokes?

[Zeus]

I have a donation for you. I just need to catch you in game.

I'll be on 10:00 PM Tonight, California time. Thanks Chris

[MoarPewPew]

Here is my PL joke its only one word though....

Laquint

[Kingofhurtz]

Here is my PL joke its only one word though....

Laquint

Lol I think we have a winner


And also -Reserved- for king