300k+ Contest Give Away!

[cmangalos]

here is my simple joke,

on magic cave on sand save, before you reach the 2 golems there are 2 sandtrap. and this is a true story .
im farming with level 21, (we are 5)

then one guy signals, charge kill the golems (sounds like a good battle cry)
then we all follow and charge towards golem
however upon passing through the sandtrap all 5 of us together
boom we all die and all of us saying WTF what happen,
then the golems are laughing and i bet they were saying
(fools you all die with out even hitting us with a single shot)

[cmangalos]

and another true story , i was level 21 dex farming bear,
i joined with a level 56 guy farming on the first map on sand cave ( the first golem that you will need to go to blue orbs to prevent 1 hit)
ME: can i join
LEVEL 56: yes you can but dont die, i dont need to carry a weak toon
ME: ok i wont die

When we reach the golem he was good making the golem's life in half
(i use a twinked level 21 farmer)

then orbs appear i go to blue, i dont know why he is staying on ground, then boom , orbs pops out and he dies,
LEVEL 56: WTF i lag, wait for me or ill boot.
( i though he really lag, so i get out and wait for him for consideration)
then we charge again to kill the golem
and he died again, (now i believe he is not lagging cause he was attacking)
then he said again
LEVEL 56, what the hell lagg, (too many excuses maybe he is shy that me as level 21 didnot die and and he as 56 dies.)
he said to wait again, im getting pissed but still i wait (but this time i make sure not to leave the golem behind so that it wont regen,
he got back to golem for the 3rd time, and same result he died again, i was laughing, and this time i didnot wait for him, i kill the golem alone.
and wow i got a jewel thief crytalline armor, he was wondering and asking me,
LEVEL 56: hey how did you manage to kill it your level 21, then i was laughing and said , LMAO, i kill it with faith by fate. ahahahahahaha
i then told him
ME: next time dont get yourself killed ok? ahahahah

[Biuzi]

Your bear is so fat, when he stomps he gets stuck.
Your bear is so fat, he takes up all the space in a farm run.
Your Mage is so dumb, she tried to revive a statue of a knight.

Why did the bird cross the road? Because he didn’t want to end up as KFC.
Your bear is so fat, when he goes to the beach the whales start singing “we are family”

This is a conversation between the Trash Heap and Cockroach.

Trash: Hey Roachy
Roach: Hey Trash, hows things going?
Trash, Not good, I’ve been killed today more times then I can count.
Roach: Oh well, thats no good I just sit there and don’t complain.

Trash starts blabbing on for about 30 minutes.

Roach: I’ll tell you what, I know a really cool trick, watch.

Roach: Cockroach Attaack! (He says it when he goes into rage if you play with sound).

Trash Heap dies.
Please let me know if you think this was funny, as I made it up by my self


Reserved for more jokes xD

[ScarecrowWolf]

Y didnt the bear accept the revive in the frozen nightmare level ??.... Because it was winter....
Get it. Cuz he was hibernating.
Ill be here all week folks.

[CodyBearr]

So almost everyday from people that don't know me I get a lot of "Why is your name CodyBearr when you're a Mage" so after countless times of saying "it's a pet name girls call me" I decided to tell alittle joke while in my Death Set with awesome black bunny ears.... Here it goes lol

Guy; Hey Cody you're not a bear you're a Mage!

Me; yeah I know but I like to tank like a bear so it makes alittle since :P BUT, I'm DEX like a bird and still dress up my Char in pretty outfits with vanities like a Mage.... Guess my char is just a tad confused XP

Guy; LMAO

Guy; wait, so you are a Mage though right?! Lol

Me; Yeeesss ^___^

Guy; THEN REV AND HEAL ME THEN PLEASE!!!!


Haha hope you liked it and found it funny :-)

[KOLIBER]

A bear, a bird, and a mage have spent days stranded in the desert of the alien oasis. The bear finds a magical lamp that contains a genie who offers to grant them each one wish. The bear says, "Get me out of here and send me to Balefort Castle," so the genie grants his wish. The mage says,"I need to get to Forest Haven, "so the genie sends the mage to Forest Haven. Finally the genie turns to the bird who says, "I'm lonely and I miss my friends, I wish they were here."


actually, this one just happened.

magicalbear was at balefort giving out some gear.
magicalbear: who was the president before george w bush
someone:reagan!
someone: obama!
ME:Clinton
someone: roosevelt
someone: obama
ME: I must be older than i thought if im the only one here who remembers Clinton
someone: oh yeah, all i could think of was monica lewinski

i didnt get a screen shot but im guessing magical bear could solidify the story's accuracy.

[Jyzo]

why does it take so long for the level cap update?

because the devs wanna get it first!

[Navygreen]

So two clowns are sitting in the PL circus:

Bob-So have you heard we got delayed?

Bill-What?! You mean we can't scare all the little kids now? We have to wait till tommorow?!

Bob-Yep...

Bill-Well, forget that I'm gunna go work at Burger King instead!

Bob-Umm...Burger King doesnt hire clowns.

Bill- Well then i'll uhm work at StarBucks!

Bob-They dont hire clowns either!

Bill-Then who DOES hire clowns?

Bob-Umm...hmmm try applying at apple?


Haha thought this might be funny...No offence to apple! They are awesome! I can change it if its too offending.

haha nice.... :P

Ronald McDonald?! Hello?!
And reserved for me, if I can think of a good joke

Yes but that would be a bit too cliche..

[MoarPewPew]

Superman can fly, Batman has the batmobile, how does Laquint get around??? He can trolla-port!!

+10 pew points

[Nickyeagle]

Okay, I am a little confused on the contest but it seems like u have to tell something funny that happened. Here is mine.
So I was hopping around from game to game in The Balrefort Sewers, Bandit Boy Hideout. Now at the time I was like a lvl 54 and I could tell this game was doing XP runs. They all had Exliers and one person even told me. Then about a minute into it, the host boots me. His response.......

YOU ARE TOO HIGH!
I was like, Isn't the best XP run when u have a lot of high lvl people?

P.S. Koliber, thank you for teaching PL the history of the United States.

[Cryozfear]

Not really a joke. Just being silly

[Navygreen]

^^You'd make a killing!!

[Barbamitsos]

Must think of a good one...

[nmyxspaceship]

Lol I got one...
Gurgox is sooooo fat, he has more chins than China Town!!

[Zeus]

Keep them up guys. The prize has now been upped to 1.3M, courtesy of a generous donation by Ayrilana. Go Go GO!

[Swimmingstar]

PERSON 1: You know the strongman boss? PERSON 2: Yeah he thinks everyone's a punching bag.
PERSON 3: He isn't very polite to us. PERSON 4: Yeah he's mean he punches people.
GUSTAV: STOP SHOOTING ARROWS AT ME!!! OW! OW!

Is there a limit?
If not.:

I know why Nuri isn't waking up. She is evil inside to scared to wake up when so many people around her. That's why she fights in her dreams.


JOKE 3:

How did I cross the road without walking?
Because...
I used beckon on you.

[Swimmingstar]

Not really a joke. Just being silly

adding to that (this also my joke)
Are you the bbq chicken? you the Birdy in fire....

[Cryozfear]

adding to that (this also my joke)
Are you the bbq chicken? you the Birdy in fire....

Yup I'm so broke I'm selling my wings. Only got 2 so get em quick or you will miss out!

[Zaratoe]

I made this joke after the problem with curious did not open wensday. Devs: I can't wait for the the new stage!!. Clowns: sry guys you can't come in. Devs: what!!. Clowns: yea sry its closed. Devs: no fair I wanted to get on the rides!! Clowns: sry Devs: (i ridding them rides OK lets charge) clowns: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Devs: all done curious is open for all fans: yaaaaaaaaaa

[Whirlzap]

I cant remember who made the "galactic overboard" joke, thats a good one though.

Im gonna get right on makin a joke for this one........alright now what rhymes with orange??

I'm the person who made that joke, sir.
Yes, look for PL Jokes Thread or something, I got a ton up there!