Imma ragequit *bux!!!

**plmafiaboss** · 12-20-2011, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by MimeRifle

OMG!!!! I have literally just laughed my butt off! *looks behind* Yup, it's clean OFF - no butt! Thank you for sharing this classic rant!!!! I thought my day was already made, now it's more made-er!!!! +1!

lmfao

**Dalinuel** · 12-20-2011, 04:31 PM

Don't drink the coffee!!!!

**Conradin** · 12-20-2011, 06:01 PM

Wanna start the Starbucks coffee party? We dump it all in the harbor!

**Matutd** · 12-20-2011, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by FluffNStuff

That does sound bad, but they gotta make money. At least it is not as bad as the Starbux by me with their really intrusive new policy. I went in there and tried to order a Grande Gingerbread Latte, and the Barista told me not to pay as they have a new system, and to have a seat and he will bring it to me. So I sat down in one of the comfy chairs, connected to free wi-fi and waited. The Barista brought me the Latte and had a seat next to me, asked for my credit card but did not swipe it right away. It seemed weird, but I figured it would be fine, so I waited for the Latte to cool down and had a sip. As soon as I did the, Barista swiped my card for 10 cents, and handed me a receipt to sign. Cool I thought, it is only 10 cents. But every time I took a sip, the Barista kept swiping my card and having me sign it. I just wanted to go in there, relax and have some coffee, but this was getting really annoying! I kept asking if I could just pay for the whole cup, but he called me a cheap scape and asked why I wanted it for free. I tired to explain I do NOT want a FREE Ginger Bread Latte, I just don't want to have to keep paying each sip. I guess customer service is just not what it used to be.

Let it cool down a bit, and then gulp it in one. Give him 10 cents and walk out

**Piosidon** · 12-20-2011, 06:35 PM

Drink tea instead, healthy and tastes like the same

**mackjack** · 12-20-2011, 09:03 PM

Dear not-so-valued ex-customer,

This is Just$$$, CEO of *Bux.

Sorry to see you go (well, not really... your $1000's over the years is just a drop in the bucket for us, and for every grumpy old fart that leaves, hundreds of teens and pre-teens gets sucked in by us). But you have to realize that we are a for-profit business, and as much as we pretend to love you, we love money more.

And really, how can you complain? You're under no obligation to purchase our optional coffee, you know. You can come to any of our stores and enjoy the tables, chairs, periodicals, artsy-fartsy ambience, that we've thoughfully provided for you, all for free. Buying coffee just adds to the enjoyment of your experience at *Bux, and I say again, completly optional. You're just being an ingrate if you don't appreciate all that we do for you.

So, anyway, if you don't like our poor quality, over roasted, over priced coffee, there's the door; don't let it hit you in the *** on the way out.

Still, we'll wish you a happy holidays because we are nice that way.

**javier995** · 12-20-2011, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by mackjack

Dear not-so-valued ex-customer,

This is Just$$$, CEO of *Bux.

Sorry to see you go (well, not really... your $1000's over the years is just a drop in the bucket for us, and for every grumpy old fart that leaves, hundreds of teens and pre-teens gets sucked in by us). But you have to realize that we are a for-profit business, and as much as we pretend to love you, we love money more.

And really, how can you complain? You're under no obligation to purchase our optional coffee, you know. You can come to any of our stores and enjoy the tables, chairs, periodicals, artsy-fartsy ambience, that we've thoughfully provided for you, all for free. Buying coffee just adds to the enjoyment of your experience at *Bux, and I say again, completly optional. You're just being an ingrate if you don't appreciate all that we do for you.

So, anyway, if you don't like our poor quality, over roasted, over priced coffee, there's the door; don't let it hit you in the *** on the way out.

Still, we'll wish you a happy holidays because we are nice that way.

Lmao, made me laugh a lot.

**Otukura** · 12-20-2011, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by mackjack

Dear not-so-valued ex-customer,

This is Just$$$, CEO of *Bux.

Sorry to see you go (well, not really... your $1000's over the years is just a drop in the bucket for us, and for every grumpy old fart that leaves, hundreds of teens and pre-teens gets sucked in by us). But you have to realize that we are a for-profit business, and as much as we pretend to love you, we love money more.

And really, how can you complain? You're under no obligation to purchase our optional coffee, you know. You can come to any of our stores and enjoy the tables, chairs, periodicals, artsy-fartsy ambience, that we've thoughfully provided for you, all for free. Buying coffee just adds to the enjoyment of your experience at *Bux, and I say again, completly optional. You're just being an ingrate if you don't appreciate all that we do for you.

So, anyway, if you don't like our poor quality, over roasted, over priced coffee, there's the door; don't let it hit you in the *** on the way out.

Still, we'll wish you a happy holidays because we are nice that way.

Applies for more than one situation....

**MightyMicah** · 12-20-2011, 09:37 PM

I have to say it took me a minute.

Then I started thinking about the good old days when they would let you buy more than 1 muffin. They then decided it wasn't fair that I spent my money on muffins. They wanted me to buy coffee! They then said "No more muffins for anyone!" and stopped selling them. I was heart broken. Later they changed their minds, raised the price of the muffins to 10 dollars each. People complaied and then 50 dollars each. So much for muffins...I don't even like coffee O.o