We want a plat sale! nah nah nah nah

[Elyseon]

Actually... They would make MORE money because almost everyone will be buying plat WAY more than usual.

I give up.

Lololol
;D
Obviously the solution here is that I steal everyone's plat than turn it into magic powder and sprinkle it over one of the few volcanuts creating massive eruptions all over Alterra bringing the dinosaurs back to life, which conveniently give 5000 xp per kill!!!!!
And have a 201% pink drop rate of humania items( ur guaranteed 2 pinks with a 1% chance for a third(plz don't cry the 1 is too rare)) then we all party in peaceful Alterra.