You guys should move your offices to Indianapolis. A centrally located city such as Indy will aid in distribution. Indianapolis International Airport is a FedEx hub and they also have a pretty large UPS distribtuon center there, too. None of this will do you a bit of good with digital goods and services, but it sounds good and you'd be close enough for me to drive over and try out your new games.

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