Funny Statuses :P

[Paar]

Hey Guys, So just about everyone has a Social Network they like whether be Twitter, Facebook, even our wonderful forums . What are some of the funniest statuses, tweets, or comments you've seen that just made you LOL, LMFAO, OR ROFL! Post some!

"A man was beating a goat one day and the goat cried out "Bey Bey!", that goat is now known as Justin Bieber!" XD!

~ Paar

[saool]

Mine are usually inappropriate, but here is one that's not too bad lol. Me: "Dude where the heck are we going?" Friend:" I'm kidnapping you, and killing you then burying you alive." Me: "WTF?! If you're killing me how are you going to bury me alive?" Friend: "Oh yeah huh?"

I tweeted this and got a couple ROFLMFAO's from my friends even I laughed when he said it IRL lol

Edit: here are a couple more
"Only cool kids can tell the difference between butter, and I can't believe it's not butter...I am one of those kids."

"If it's in the sky, and I don't know what it is. It's a UFO."

When I die I want my last words to be "I left a million dollars under..."

Ok the rest I can't post without getting a warning or a ban lol

[~A~]

Mine are usually inappropriate, but here is one that's not too bad lol. Me: "Dude where the heck are we going?" Friend:" I'm kidnapping you, and killing you then burying you alive." Me: "WTF?! If you're killing me how are you going to bury me alive?" Friend: Oh yeah huh?"

I tweeted this and got a couple ROFLMFAO's from my friends even I laughed when he said it IRL lol

I don't get it

[saool]

Mine are usually inappropriate, but here is one that's not too bad lol. Me: "Dude where the heck are we going?" Friend:" I'm kidnapping you, and killing you then burying you alive." Me: "WTF?! If you're killing me how are you going to bury me alive?" Friend: Oh yeah huh?"

I tweeted this and got a couple ROFLMFAO's from my friends even I laughed when he said it IRL lol

I don't get it

He said he was going to kill me, and bury me alive...nvm it's a very simple but stupid mistake he made when he told me what he did lol

[Rawrimafish]

paar i revived your thread lol

[Jblazer]

I don't know who Tim Tebow is but I can make birds levitate...

Not a joke whatsoever.xD