Ichor drops are NOT random

[Cahaun]

Actually there is only one proven way (it gained the matutd approval, the highest rank a theory can achieve). I'll list the steps so they are easy to follow.
1. You have to be naked while playing, THIS IS A MUST, DON'T FORGET!
2. The only alternative to number 1 is if you have lucky socks, you can wear those
3. Make a model of bigger luck in real life. You must be wearing this
4. Don't kill any monsters, let your team do all the work.
5. At the boss, you need to make a kamikaze attempt, this will not kill anybody except yourself, but you need to do it
6. Respawn at entrance and run the whole way back to the boss
7. Now put your clothes on in real life in this order: shoes, pants, coat, shirt, underpants. Make sure not to knock your depiction of bigger luck off.
8. By the time you've done this, the boss will be close to dead, leave the instance.
9. You should have got yourself an ichor

Not funny.

Funny this was. Not funny or useful is the thread. Mmmm yes.

[Energizeric]

U have to have 2 bears 2 birds one mage each wearin 2011 party has with one big love has to b mage wil runnin backwards all have to have classy loots while bears tanks an pulls everyone to boss then birds swoop in an snipe tje shizz ouy of the boss but cant touch the ground because the ground is LAVA! i get a inchir everytime, gl!

SSSHHHHHHH Don't tell them!!!

[LwMark]

Actually there is only one proven way (it gained the matutd approval, the highest rank a theory can achieve). I'll list the steps so they are easy to follow.
1. You have to be naked while playing, THIS IS A MUST, DON'T FORGET!
2. The only alternative to number 1 is if you have lucky socks, you can wear those
3. Make a model of bigger luck in real life. You must be wearing this
4. Don't kill any monsters, let your team do all the work.
5. At the boss, you need to make a kamikaze attempt, this will not kill anybody except yourself, but you need to do it
6. Respawn at entrance and run the whole way back to the boss
7. Now put your clothes on in real life in this order: shoes, pants, coat, shirt, underpants. Make sure not to knock your depiction of bigger luck off.
8. By the time you've done this, the boss will be close to dead, leave the instance.
9. You should have got yourself an ichor

Not funny.

I thiught it wqs especially the bigger luck part, u must be wearing this

[Matutd]

Not funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny, I was being helpful. If you don't appreciate that then that's your loss.

[brodiniozo]

I wasn't trying to be funny, I was being helpful. If you don't appreciate that then that's your loss.

Thats not funny either.

[Matutd]

Thats not funny either.

That wasn't supposed to be funny either...

[brodiniozo]

That wasn't supposed to be funny either...

Yawn

[FluffNStuff]

Yawn

Now THAT is funny. You should be taking notes, matutd!

[Matutd]

Now THAT is funny. You should be taking notes, matutd!

Taking notes on what, I wasn't trying to be funny. I was joining the rest of the community in making the pointless posts. It was more a sarcastic post to the op than me trying to get laughs.

[FluffNStuff]

Taking notes on what, I wasn't trying to be funny. I was joining the rest of the community in making the pointless posts. It was more a sarcastic post to the op than me trying to get laughs.

Better, but notice the nuances in his post. The combination of the ya and the w, capped off by the surprise n at the end. C'mon, that is humor. Maybe it just isn't something you can learn quickly. Oh well, keep practicing, you'll get it.

[Ogbuehi]

Being dead for 2 minutes will disable u from getting a drop. Noob.

Who the heck has even taken 2 minutes to kill dragonet? Beginners...

[CrimsonTider]

Better, but notice the nuances in his post. The combination of the ya and the w, capped off by the surprise n at the end. C'mon, that is humor. Maybe it just isn't something you can learn quickly. Oh well, keep practicing, you'll get it.

Humor is when I open the door to go to work and my cat falls off the table and into it's water bowl (spilling every bit of the water in it.) He then proceeds to bat the bowl across the porch as if the bowl attacked HIM.

*shrugs** That might have been a fail example.

[Drekkthar]

Humor is when I open the door to go to work and my cat falls off the table and into it's water bowl (spilling every bit of the water in it.) He then proceeds to bat the bowl across the porch as if the bowl attacked HIM.

*shrugs** That might have been a fail example.

Fail but funny, cats are just crazy sometimes. I call it "crazy mode". My cat starts sprinting around looking everywhere and meowing at the air for no apparent reason in this mode, also claws random stuff. Lost my rl big luck this way...

[Whirlzap]

I don't even...

[FluffNStuff]

Humor is when I open the door to go to work and my cat falls off the table and into it's water bowl (spilling every bit of the water in it.) He then proceeds to bat the bowl across the porch as if the bowl attacked HIM.

*shrugs** That might have been a fail example.

Judging from the amount I am laughing, like matutd's list one would assume this is hysterical, but it is clearly "not funny". For an example of "is funny" I again direct your attention to yawn.

[CrimsonTider]

Judging from the amount I am laughing, like matutd's list one would assume this is hysterical, but it is clearly "not funny". For an example of "is funny" I again direct your attention to yawn.

So "snore" would be in the same category?

[lilweezy]

the only one laughing should be me with my 80% ichor drop rate...

i was gonna share my method but F yall... hahaha

[CrimsonTider]

the only one laughing should be me with my 80% ichor drop rate...

i was gonna share my method but F yall... hahaha

Please do share... I need a good laugh.

[Suentous PO]

the only one laughing should be me with my 80% ichor drop rate...

i was gonna share my method but F yall... hahaha

[DXDARKXSOULXD]

For me its hard to get it wasted 100 plat r more to try getting it for better loot but noothing still until now