OK, so I may have gone to far. You just don't know what you have till you lose it. I admit I complained a lot about the UDB wiping my party, but I still have my pirate ship, and I LOVE IT! I get super psyched about about zany fun weapons so you can imagine my anticipation after reading this:
Heck, I was half expecting that as soon as I pulled back the strings on that bow the skies would darken, the ground would open up and the end of days would be upon us. Instead I got ... nothing. I mean ... you are Techno Email ! The mastermind behind exploding bombs from the sky, fish from nowhere and craters opening up the gates of heck. Hmm. Maybe it is a bug. Maybe it is just not ready. Or maybe our complaining got to you. Well if it is the last one, I can give you a guarantee that whatever you make it do, I will LOVE IT. Want it to light the woods on fire and wipe the party? Bring it on! How bout it sets off an explosion so big it wipes the party in the game hosted above yours also? Even Better! The only bad thing it can do is nothing, because that will NOT A. be awesome, B. blow our minds, and C. be totally crazy.
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