Mayhap on that fleeting moment when mine humble eyes doth per chance to gaze upon thine thread of the forum,
One could scarcely perceive what my formerly ignorant countenance might marvel upon, one can only chance to guess!
As such, do behold my wonderment in relation to experiential first personhood, such perfect magnanimous conception has naught to be visited upon this world from the very dawn of historical certainty!

Signed: Suentous the Po, esquire, first lord of the homes show,
;P