What were you all up to today?

[Schnitzel]

Yes ok so

By applying a downward force on the silver handle towards the top of your toilet, you can create a centripetal force in the water. This centripetal acceleration allows the contaminated water to flow down the pipe and out into waters that are unknown to me.

When pressing the handle I highly recommend you use two fingers. If you use one finger sometimes it can slip and then you're toilet will not be doing its' flushing. NOTE: Toilet's have feelings - don't flush a toilet too many times. It might get mad at you

That was the most accurate post I've ever read..