I'm god... Been living for at least 2012 years as far as I know. I had my first son and only son born on the 0th year. What a beautiful boy and his name is Jesus. xD

Edit: But sadly he died at the age of 27 I think? Idk, can't remember, somewhere around 21-30 years old. Then I resurrected him from the dead but he died again unfortunately, saving the world. ;(