Queen Steph,

Mi' Lady, I would hope that you could shower us with your prescense. You dancing to "My Humps" was pure bliss. Get your Asian self back in game so you can ask out David again, ya? I will be more than happy to be a sugar daddy for a goddess such as yourself, so hit me up to satisfy your pixel needs, okay?

Anxiously checking my friends list for your return,

~Parth