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Schnitzel
07-27-2013, 09:11 PM
What if a zombie apocalypse happened. (I know this was probably on iFunny)
But the object to your left or right is your weapon. What is it?
Mine is a Nokia Phone :D
I'll survive.
Will you? O.o
What would chuck norris do? Roundhouse kick zombie heads off?
saool
07-27-2013, 09:19 PM
I'd die...it's a hair brush... :mad:
Trenton
07-27-2013, 10:24 PM
A screwdriver.. I'd be ok for a little bit, but I'd lose it in a zombies eye or something :D
Producers
07-27-2013, 10:28 PM
I wud use a banana? :banana: use it as boomerang :banana:
Covert
07-27-2013, 10:54 PM
A bag of chips
:D
Suentous PO
07-27-2013, 11:03 PM
Footlong buck knife just to my left. 3 feet from me it gets WAAAAAYYY worse to be a zombie.
XghostzX
07-27-2013, 11:07 PM
Earphones.
Choke them, or make them deaf with loud music?
Schnitzel
07-27-2013, 11:51 PM
Footlong buck knife just to my left. 3 feet from me it gets WAAAAAYYY worse to be a zombie.
You mind telling us why you own a giant knife?
Actona679
07-27-2013, 11:56 PM
Laptop charger on right - bonk 'em on head with charger and then strangle with cord. Pillow on left - can u smother a zombie?
Suentous PO
07-28-2013, 12:59 AM
You mind telling us why you own a giant knife?
Collected things during my camping days. Also, enjoyed target practice with bow and small arms, hence "3 feet away it gets worse" for zombies.
The Happiness
07-28-2013, 02:08 AM
I'm stuffed! Pillow to left and Teddy bear to the right! Think I might be able to fend them off with cuteness? I thought not :(
Probably be better off smothering myself with the pillow! Gf!
gison
07-28-2013, 02:59 AM
A big metal stick connected to my bed. Get some ropes and make into nun chucks :)
Aveea
07-28-2013, 07:15 AM
A box of guitar pics :hororr:
Afterglow
07-28-2013, 08:28 AM
Haha...I am waiting for that apocalypse. I will use helicopter to wipe them to death. ; )
Schnitzel
07-28-2013, 11:00 AM
Haha...I am waiting for that apocalypse. I will use helicopter to wipe them to death. ; )
How and where did you get a helicopter?
Cascade
07-28-2013, 03:35 PM
Mike and Ikes...I hope zombies enjoy candy.
MfKaz
07-28-2013, 04:39 PM
Words From Joel (The Last of Us - PS3): ''You Just Have To Keep Something To Fight For!''
And I'd Carry An Assault Rifle With Me. I have one myself back in Pakistan :).
Afterglow
07-29-2013, 12:54 AM
How and where did you get a helicopter?
Since the Zombie apocalypse! my friends are gone and now we can predict that there can be zero survivors on the planet except me ;)
SoO I went to the nearest heliports and bought a helicopter for free. Ya know zombies are cool they are not so greedy for $ they just want some blood.
MfKaz
07-29-2013, 01:37 PM
Since the Zombie apocalypse! my friends are gone and now we can predict that there can be zero survivors on the planet except me ;)
SoO I went to the nearest heliports and bought a helicopter for free. Ya know zombies are cool they are not so greedy for $ they just want some blood.
Next thing you know you get jumped by a flesh eating zombie that bites your neck off and eats all the muscle in your arms and takes out your eyes and eats them. :)
Randomguy
07-29-2013, 01:46 PM
I'd die...it's a hair brush... :mad:
Die in fashion you will
MfKaz
07-29-2013, 01:51 PM
Die in fashion you will
Maybe a pedicure to the Zombies would keep em busy :D.
Kixxler
07-29-2013, 02:35 PM
Mine is a Nokia Phone :D
A Nokia phone is far too dangerous, if you dropped it the entire human race would cease to exist
Randomguy
07-29-2013, 04:18 PM
I have some spare brains I guess.
Swords
07-29-2013, 04:27 PM
My sour candy spray o_o... At least i get to spray it in my mouth every second i run
Schnitzel
07-29-2013, 06:10 PM
A Nokia phone is far too dangerous, if you dropped it the entire human race would cease to exist
Too late *accidently drops nokia phone*
I'd use a mountain bike to stay away from them and go to the nearest island.
IronMonkey
07-29-2013, 10:30 PM
I have a paper and a pen on both sides, I can teach them how to draw, that'll keep them busy.
joshtheboss
07-29-2013, 10:40 PM
Pfft. A boss like me wouldn't need a weapon to survive, I do feel pain for what would happen to all the other mere mortals though. :(
Redtank
07-29-2013, 11:17 PM
An xbox controller....i could teach them how to play halo like a bawws
abihakim
07-29-2013, 11:38 PM
Keyboard.
well i can type to kill them
like typing of the dead gamr
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Promagin
07-31-2013, 03:59 PM
Well.. I got a tennis ball or a speaker
KingFu
07-31-2013, 04:18 PM
I'll fight them off with my mighty search bar! Finding pre-existing threads to keep the zombies off new topics.
DivineMoustache
08-01-2013, 01:13 PM
I have a wooden board and a bookshelf, can I use the bookends in the bookshelf as mini blunt weapons?