KING of tha HILL

[Arterra]

Okthen, while you are busy with graveller, I give my kyogre a few x-accuracy and just spam their freezing onehit K-O (I can remember fissure, but can't remember this one :( )

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I explode all of your comupters, causing glass to impact the eyeballs of every human being, except me. YOU ARE NOW BLIND MUHAHAHAHA

/mine

[Arterra]

Free of the Pokemon mini war I achieve a state of omni-nirvhana. With it I just think LL out of existence, and float to my hill.

[Ayc2000]

Free of the Pokemon mini war I achieve a state of omni-nirvhana. With it I just think LL out of existence, and float to my hill.
I pray to Bramahn and ask him to take you out of nirvana, because you have not followed the eightfold path to reach the state of nirvana. He is angry, so he kills you and you reincarnate into a worm. I think that is how Hinduism works...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

What you guys didn't know was...I am now a robot ghost, able to take control of electronic things. So I take control of a huge machine gun!

I KILL ALL OF YOU MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

/mine

[Ayc2000]

well, just because you take control of the gun doesn't mean you kill us, so we aren't dead haha.... I destroy the gun with a giant hammer and hack into your computer and shut it down.

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Look.. if your "the king of the hill"
I'm The GOD of the hill

[Ayc2000]

Look.. if your "the king of the hill"
I'm The GOD of the hill but what if some of the hill inhabitants don't have a god?

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I hack into your computers, set a program where it will explode within a certain amount of time, and then when you guys log on, you won't expect it, BOOM! (goes the weasel! jk)

/mine

[Ayc2000]

But, I logged on with your hacked account, so all of your personal info is destroyed :) no one k ow who you are, so they overthrow you and I am king

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

But, I logged on with your hacked account, so all of your personal info is destroyed :) no one k ow who you are, so they overthrow you and I am king

But I get an RPG, I lay low in the bushes, and then as I aim for your head, I suddenly get ambushed by your army!
I kill all of your army so my chance to kil you is increased by alot.

I load the RPG, and...

****BOOOOOOOM****

/mine

[Ayc2000]

Gasp, an assassin? :( I hire the worlds best mercenary to kill you then, now all I have to do is wait... :)

[Arterra]

... that would be me :cool:

so i just take your gold, and kill you for good meaasure. however, a job is a job, so i hunt down and kill LL too with my sniper 5ki11z.
/mine

[Ayc2000]

:( treason... You die and I was not Killed, that was my level one twink disguised as me :) mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I come back to life with demigod-like powers, and I murder you all with my imaginary axe! (LOL)

/mine

[Ayc2000]

well, I have dev like powers for 1 min, so /kill lightninglord mwahahahahahaha
/mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I lay dead for 1 minute straight and when your dev powers are up, i respawn back to life, decapitate you, and claim the hill!

/mine

[Ayc2000]

I respawn and disguise mysel as an innocent twink bear, gain your trust, and kill you :)

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Ah but the thing is, you did not claim the hill, so I respawn, i place teh flag on the hill, and its mine..
/mine

[Arterra]

But you realize you forgot to put on pants and run away crying like a little girl,with no idea where your house is and everyone laughing at you. I then turn off my nightmare machine, chuckle, and take /mine hill.

[Survivorfan]

But you realize you forgot to put on pants and run away crying like a little girl,with no idea where your house is and everyone laughing at you. I then turn off my nightmare machine, chuckle, and take /mine hill.
I turn back on the nightmare machine, trap you in an invincible jail cell, and cover the switch to the machine with steel. And I put in a hot tub for me :P

[Ayc2000]

I turn back on the nightmare machine, trap you in an invincible jail cell, and cover the switch to the machine with steel. And I put in a hot tub for me :PI have heat rays and melt the steel, use it one more time to trap everyone, then melt it and bury it at the bottom of the sea /mine

[Arterra]

Well when you melted it it kinda broke, releasing us lol. I go ahead and call forth the sspirits of fire, earth, water and air to vanquish you while I put a flag on /mine hill.

[Ayc2000]

when you called them, they turned on you, and destroyed everyting in sightand I respawn with platinum and boot you from the game and the hill is /mine

[Arterra]

But I cause a power outageacross Texas,forcing the team to close their servers until they can get back to it. As they comeup, I am the first to log back in and I lock /mine hill game.

[Ayc2000]

The password is easy to crack, and I get in your game and kill you on a grate
/mine

[Arterra]

Then I simply rev, glitch myself outside of the wall, and kite you from the other side of the wall until you die. I then proceed to spawn camp you xD
/mine

[noobmigo]

Then I simply rev, glitch myself outside of the wall, and kite you from the other side of the wall until you die. I then proceed to spawn camp you xD
/mine

This is STILL going?

I team you with Ayc, then back stab him, and make the hill disappear, making it disappear forever, and destroy every single molecule that can be used to reverse my actions or create a new hill.

/pwnt

[Ayc2000]

:O I kill noobmigo
End of story

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I kill you all with nuclear fusion.

/mine

[Arterra]

Well considering how migo destroyed it, not /yours.

I simply shake my head tho and load a backup of the hill, of before you made it impossible to restore it (u c wat I did thar)

/mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I become sick of this game, i create my own hill, and put armed forces on the hill.

THIS GAME IS NOW HILL WARS !

[Arterra]

I deny you the right to make a new hill on the count that we already had a hill war :S we dont even have a theme for this one. I also find it leaves out other posters, so nah.

Still /mine

[Ayc2000]

I kill arterra and ll's hill if it exists, then I hire assassins to kill all of my enemies /mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I HIRE THIS GUY TO EAT ALL OF YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08zw0ytIscU&feature=related

/MINE

[Arterra]

With my uber slow wifi I cry over how the page refuses to load and short circuit the server where the video/image is stored. Yes I happened to be browsing for it while standing over it.

So I cause a massive blackout and I'm the only one with a flashlight and hence am the only one that can find /mine hill

[Uzikrabd]

*walks around and finds hill with wars on it and calls in indestructable take that cant be deleted copied or destroyed in anyway and shoots everyone and takes hill* HA NEWCOMER WINS * puts mines where they people spawn*

[Arterra]

I spawn, blow up, but spawn again in same spot :) mines are single use.
I use my Jedi powers to sink the hill where your tank is positioned, and also drop a mountain on top. It may not destroy you, but you also can't move heh.
/mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I cause a massive black hole that eats all of you (EXCEPT ME!!), and every single explosive in the world. I am not the king.

/mine

[Arterra]

Since you are NOT the king, In my alternate universe (other side of black hole, temporal rip in the space-time and all) I proclaim myself king, and lawfully banish you from /mine hill.

[Uzikrabd]

Jerk, when that black hole sucked up people i shot it before i got sucked in and claims rule of the hill after killing dude and sets inferno box where he spawns so he can never spawn again

[Ayc2000]

I am confused and a little mad that I wasn't here to see this thread be revived so I reverse rage quit, distribute some grenades disguised as pinks, and everyone blows up and the hill is /mine :) I love this game so much....sigh

[Arterra]

I sell my pink grenade on the CS, and since nobody has even heard of one, it sells for 9,999,999 easily. I then go off to set myself up as a master merchant, and end up so rich I buy out every single custom, fortified and enchanted item, and start selling them back for triple the price.
Once I have enough gold, I melt it down, and drown/burn you in it. Why such a lengthy process of death? Just to look classy.
/mine

Ps I just switch sides to avoid the spawn with the inferno box lol

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I sell my pink grenade on the CS, and since nobody has even heard of one, it sells for 9,999,999 easily. I then go off to set myself up as a master merchant, and end up so rich I buy out every single custom, fortified and enchanted item, and start selling them back for triple the price.
Once I have enough gold, I melt it down, and drown/burn you in it. Why such a lengthy process of death? Just to look classy.
/mine

Ps I just switch sides to avoid the spawn with the inferno box lol

I gather up a huge amount of melted plastic, pour it in all of your drinks, and slowly watch as you die from drink poisoning.

/mine


I sell my pink grenade on the CS, and since nobody has even heard of one, it sells for 9,999,999 easily.

LMAO.

[Arterra]

Luckily after reading the first 3 books of Game of Thrones I am smart enough to realize I needed a full time taste tester. Guess what? He tasted it, and died. So I laugh at the attempt on my life and get to work making more gold... You run for your life.
/mine

Ps game of thrones is a real-politik fantasy novel/tv series on HBO and I'm hooked. You should be too!

[SUPAPRODIGY]

Oh is that book anygood i just got it too lazy to read it :o

[Arterra]

There are slow parts to it, and some places you just have to keep reading to slowly understand anything, but overall there are just too many plot turns to be called anything but awesome.

[Uzikrabd]

You guys forget my tank is indestructable and i spawn back in it and set up perimeter while blowing evryone up and destroys hills backups and will destroy hill forever if you dont give me whatever i want /mine forever

[Arterra]

Well since you destroyed the hill you get nothing. That leaves a hole in your heart you can fill, and eat your tank hoping to forget your woes.
But I hear something. What's that? A summons to the king! For my valiant efforts defending the hill, I am being granted lordship over all lands pertaining to the Hill Game, and so I simply declare the hill next door as the One and it automatically becomes /mine :)

[Ayc2000]

I confuse everyone so that they think YOU.were the enemy and I saved them all, so they mob you while I sit on the throne,laughing my butt off :) /mine

[Arterra]

You usurper! You force me into exile in the faraway lands of the horse lords. However, I gain their allegiance and lead a charge of half a million armored knights and horses against your/my puny peasants. as the city atop the hill burns I watch from the highest point, grimly surveying the collapse of the food granaries, the melting of the iron towers, and the desolation of the market square.
/mine

[Uzikrabd]

With the loss of your resources all of your army soon dies and i come back indestructable(when i ate the tank it fused into me) and pulverize with myself and make a new town so i gain a few million warriors /mine

[Arterra]

Thankfully I have a way to deal with traitors who join my enemies. I have bombs implanted in all my minions, to activate as punishment/assassination. So, as your warriors surround you for the final battle against me, I blow them all up, and although you survive, you are buried in rubble and are unable to move due to pressure.
/mine

[Ayc2000]

I silently regroup my army andlaunch a surprise attack while you blow up your army (lol) and then I capture you, place you under a deep spell, and lock you under a volcano. I take my place on the throne and the ugly, desolate war torn hill is sadly /mine.

[seller]

i start hacking and get the force choke you all and put turrets right beside spawn and hid in my sky base /mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I unleash a new type of force: Chuck Norris the Leroy Jenkins Spartan!

With Leroy Jenkins screaming LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY right before charge-kicking his opponent, a spartan yelling THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and chest-kicking the opponent, and Chuck Norris unleashing the deadly roundhouse kick, CHUCK NORRIS THE LEROY JENKINS SPARTAN YELLS OUT:

LEROOOOOOOOOOOOY ROUNDHOUSE SPARTA KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He does this to everyone except me and the hill.

/MINE

[Cytokinesis]

as always, have a good time... and someone remember to bump my king of the hill game once in a while xD
yw ;)

[Phoenixking]

But chuk norris lerooy jenkins amd a spartans are feared by my awsomeness and make them betray you i think create a base on the sky hill and underground /mine

[Ayc2000]

And your spelling scares away everyone :P
I calm everyone down and become the new leader of /mine hill

[Arterra]

after a peaceful era in the kingdom of Ayc2000, the leaders of HillCitadelCity are tired of playing a fair game. they want PROFITS. they eject their faithful leader, and in the chaos that ensues, Arterra creeps up and takes the empty throne! the hill is /MINE!!!!

[Jugernugett]

If I ever see that thing in my backyard, I'll drop dead on the spot.

[Ayc2000]

After arterra claims the throne, I become an adviser at the castle, poison his food, and lock him in an impenetrable force field. I place all sorts of traps around it so that no one can free him. The hill is now /mine!

[Arterra]

fool! you think I survived almost 30 pages of death threats to succumb to mere Hydrogen Peroxide? My nose is better than that of a drug sniffing bloodhound!
Plus, you locked me in the control room itself! from within I am indestructible, and unreachable. I rule with dictatorial impunity, sentencing you to death my laser-beast mauling in the grand arena, for the entertainment of the masses!

[Ayc2000]

I pull out a mirror and reflect the laser back at you, sup rising you and temporarily paralyzing you. I disable the lasers, escape, and wait until once you are not looking, to kill you with a group of assassins. I claim the hill (which was never yours because you never claimed it XD)
/mine

[Arterra]

you are right! I never claimed it! So the assassins you sent out to kill the leader of the hill killed the wrong guy! I ramp up security on my shielded fortress (laser proof) and rehire the same assassins to kill YOU (through email). since you hired them personally, they know whee to find you, and you pretty soon succumb to irony itself, before the assassins even get there xD

/mine

[Ayc2000]

I hack you email with my super haxor skillz and send the assasins away to the other side of the world to kill some random person (sorryXD). Then I tear a hole into space right under where you were sitting and gloating about your "success" sucking you into a distant alternate universe. I claimwhat is rightfully /mine

[Arterra]

Unfortunately, the man you sent your assassins to turned out to be a master level wizard! He easily overpowers the would be murderers and as an act of revenge makes sure the alternate universe I land in had another portal back to my own! He wishes me luck in my journey to destroy you, and gives me the Staff of Phallus, who's innuendo makes you nose-bleed to death anime style!
I proudly retake the throne amid my cheering loyal subjects and declare it /mine!

[dudetus]

I come and I take the hill :). /mine

Wait am I doing this right?