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PvE
08-01-2013, 09:04 AM
This is a joke post but all this actually happened.


My girlfriend today did an offer and received 1120 Plat. She spent it on Abbandon 250 plat (its dumb but she is using it for 10% exp boost to stack with elixer), 7 day elixer (70 plat), and put 105 plat aside for 60min combo elixers. She did what I and many other with extra plat do when they are bored.... Gamble with locked chests....

I figured this would turn out like me. Make nothing spend alot and regret doing it and wish you bought cheap vanity and resold... Well it did the exact opposite. To explain why I made the thread topic I'll tell what happened to my plat I spent and let you compare to hers.

Starting Plat: 750 - Account (MINE) - Pve

Items I obtained worth value: Orions egg and like 300k gold

Starting Plat: 725 - Account (My girlfriends) - Bunny

Items she obtained worth value: Hammerjaw egg, Orions egg, Vili's garb and so many +100 plat that she still isn't below 500 plat...

I don't know the statistics are but i believe being a female increases your odds. :D

Y O L O
08-01-2013, 09:10 AM
._. Darn it

Ainea
08-01-2013, 09:26 AM
I don't know the statistics are but i believe being a female increases your odds. :D

In all my time of playing AL I've done some extensive studies on the subject - including, of course, chests, crates, rerolls and anything else that is even remotely influenced by luck (or in this case lack thereof) - and I can assure you that this is not the case.

I can offer another theory, though: Klaas loves the ladies so much he wants to keep them alive at all costs and thus makes sure to give them as many pots as he can. Have your girlfriend check that out!

Temarichan
08-01-2013, 09:32 AM
This is nt the case. Lol I am female and not even I get this lucky :P

GoodSyntax
08-01-2013, 09:36 AM
I think that both Klaas and Shazbot like the ladies.

Yesterday, I collected the daily rewards from both of them with my lv31 Rogue.....yep, XP elixir and 5 hp/mana pots. Woot!

All kidding aside, it's simply a matter of luck. Perhaps, she should buy a few PowerBall tickets?

MfKaz
08-01-2013, 10:14 AM
Well Klaas & Shazbot must really roll it in wit the ladies :').

Roberto077
08-01-2013, 12:10 PM
HMMMMM, I wonder why?????

matanofx
08-01-2013, 12:18 PM
As a proud woman i can tell you he is right, klass gives me glacian eggs all the time and when i fire cannons in kraag city i loot mythics

faychen
08-01-2013, 12:19 PM
Negative, i just withnessed a tank got, mali, then locked and locked and locked...what I got?Agust egg and a pink item, thats all. Yes, i m female...huhu #stress#my lep amu must be broken!!#

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Drearivev
08-01-2013, 12:28 PM
Not exactly true....but could be.
I had a guildie who on the return of Mythic weapons weekend, he looted two Mythics from the same crate. And he looted Hammerjaw earlier, as well as Glacian.

Cero
08-01-2013, 01:02 PM
there's also a joke,
if a girl is pregnant she is lucky:D

MfKaz
08-01-2013, 01:25 PM
As a proud woman i can tell you he is right, klass gives me glacian eggs all the time and when i fire cannons in kraag city i loot mythics

Klaas gives u Glacian eggs? GLACIAN EGGS?!! Right now, you could be holding like 90M in your Inventory without you even knowing.

Producers
08-01-2013, 01:30 PM
Klaus and shazbot are having a contest, who ever can actually get a date wins! :D

MfKaz
08-01-2013, 01:32 PM
Klaus and shazbot are having a contest, who ever can actually get a date wins! :D

At this point, your probably right :). Right now I'm only getting Speed Elixir's & Loot Elixir's from them :/.

Solid
08-01-2013, 01:54 PM
Time for a sex change.

MfKaz
08-01-2013, 01:59 PM
Time for a sex change.

Klaas & Shazbot can still see you where ever you are :')

matanofx
08-01-2013, 02:01 PM
Klaas gives u Glacian eggs? GLACIAN EGGS?!! Right now, you could be holding like 90M in your Inventory without you even knowing.

I love you man =] add me in game plz matanofx

Swede
08-01-2013, 02:50 PM
Quick, they're on to us, hit the panic button!

AlexisHolmes
08-02-2013, 03:25 AM
Well Klaas & Shazbot must really roll it in wit the ladies :').

yeah klaas gives a lot of stuff out shaz? i wait all day and all he gives me is 5hp and 5 mp -.- so i think it depends how lucky the char is xD

Darkgenocide
08-02-2013, 03:49 AM
its just luck i baught ONE gold war chest which was the first iv ever baught as well and the very first item out of it was the mythic mage armor. baught the chest for 55k and sold the armor for 4.4 mill... good turn around if u ask me haha

Aziiii
08-02-2013, 05:28 AM
Soooooo my theory war right! Haha i always get eggs from them pfuuuu no wonder!

MfKaz
08-02-2013, 05:35 AM
I love you man =] add me in game plz matanofx

Aha! Sure thing. In-Game name is Mfkaz :').

Deadroth
08-02-2013, 05:39 AM
Lol.. I opened 10 crates.. buu i am a man so i got nothing.. If i was female i could got 30 arcane itemsss XD

Stop doing that betray-theories!!!!

What do You think!

There is a robot who ask You b4 You will open crate that You are a female?

Ridiculous...

"This is all bout luck"

Maybe Your girl is just lucky one.

Dead.

MfKaz
08-02-2013, 06:21 AM
yeah klaas gives a lot of stuff out shaz? i wait all day and all he gives me is 5hp and 5 mp -.- so i think it depends how lucky the char is xD

Or it could just be that cupid shot an arrow in their butts leaving them all loved up by the rogues :').

Spyce
08-03-2013, 04:28 PM
Rogue - Female class
Warrior- Male Class
Smurf- Unisex Class

MfKaz
08-03-2013, 04:39 PM
Rogue - Female class
Warrior- Male Class
Smurf- Unisex Class

Some males use Rogues also well a lot of them actually.

Spyce
08-03-2013, 04:40 PM
Some males use Rogues also well a lot of them actually.

I based it off appearance, not the sex of the people who use the class.

Amzad
08-03-2013, 04:55 PM
XD i think its kind of true. Got 2 one hour combo elixirs in a row from klaas. Im a rogue. On my warrior I just get speed elixirs. 10 mins of farming on my rogue I get 3 locked crates 6 altogether in the hour. Half and hour of luck on my warrior not a single crate.

Kraze
08-03-2013, 05:05 PM
Quick, they're on to us, hit the panic button!

This almost made me shoot dr pepper out of my nose

IronMonkey
08-03-2013, 08:06 PM
Negative, i just withnessed a tank got, mali, then locked and locked and locked...what I got?Agust egg and a pink item, thats all. Yes, i m female...huhu #stress#my lep amu must be broken!!#

Sent from my GT-N5100 using Tapatalk 4 Beta

Don't ladies like pink items?

PvE
08-03-2013, 08:07 PM
This almost made me shoot dr pepper out of my nose


Same LOL :p I couldnt stop laughing at swede

Xbuddyjosh
08-03-2013, 08:54 PM
This is a joke post but all this actually happened.


My girlfriend today did an offer and received 1120 Plat. She spent it on Abbandon 250 plat (its dumb but she is using it for 10% exp boost to stack with elixer), 7 day elixer (70 plat), and put 105 plat aside for 60min combo elixers. She did what I and many other with extra plat do when they are bored.... Gamble with locked chests....

I figured this would turn out like me. Make nothing spend alot and regret doing it and wish you bought cheap vanity and resold... Well it did the exact opposite. To explain why I made the thread topic I'll tell what happened to my plat I spent and let you compare to hers.

Starting Plat: 750 - Account (MINE) - Pve

Items I obtained worth value: Orions egg and like 300k gold

Starting Plat: 725 - Account (My girlfriends) - Bunny

Items she obtained worth value: Hammerjaw egg, Orions egg, Vili's garb and so many +100 plat that she still isn't below 500 plat...

I don't know the statistics are but i believe being a female increases your odds. :D

What offer?

Xbuddyjosh
08-03-2013, 08:59 PM
If anyone wants to join me, pm me in game. I'm gonna host a brackenridge party and repeatedly say I am a girl. Then I'm gonna buy 2k plat, my first time with real monies, and open a few hundred crates. We will see the outcome.

xcainnblecterx
08-03-2013, 09:09 PM
XD i think its kind of true. Got 2 one hour combo elixirs in a row from klaas. Im a rogue. On my warrior I just get speed elixirs. 10 mins of farming on my rogue I get 3 locked crates 6 altogether in the hour. Half and hour of luck on my warrior not a single crate.

Same here, hadnt seen a all combo elix on sorc or warrio for many months. I started a rogue and have.gotten so many im beyond shocked. I thouggt it wasnt even available anymore

Xbuddyjosh
08-03-2013, 09:12 PM
^same here

Ebenev
08-03-2013, 11:46 PM
^same here

IGN pls?

Xbuddyjosh
08-04-2013, 02:24 AM
Huh? It's in my sig if u need it