I heard Onade was so awesome that...

[Psykopathic28]

I heard Onade was so awesome that....



* All of Arcane Legends whispers his name because they are afraid what might happen if its spoken too loudly.

* He climbed Mt. Everest with a single Skyward Smash

* He spent 6 months in the woods nursing a baby Deery back to good health

* Chuck Norris cried tears of joy when he was allowed to shake Onade's hand

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Krakken Isles with only Passives

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Nordr with only his smile

* Defeated the Shuyal expansion before STS developed it

* Once opened a single Locked Grand Crate of the Watch and received 3 Samael, all were donated to orphans

* He said "Hi" in PvP and received 20 kills and 6 flags

* STS must pay him $72,400 a year salary to stand around in PvP so all others do not give up

Feel free to post more *Onade* jokes. No one wants to hear about lame chuck Norris.

[wvhills]

*sigh*

[Soundlesskill]

Hahahhahaa

[falmear]

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[Szangheili]

*Facepalm*
Don't you EVER disrespect Chuck Norris like that! Especially when talking about this noob. I hope your ashamed of yourself talking like this.. I regret even reading this. "Off with his head!" Scum -.-

[Spyce]

He used an emote to kill everyone.

[Aracnus]

Question, who is Onade?

[Szangheili]

Question, who is Onade?
Thank you, even I dont even know him, lol. Pffft, not as awesome as his fanboy says he is, up there is a list of myths

[Frohnatur]

Question, who is Onade?


Good question. Possible answers here. http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?109749-Onade-quot-The-mystery-UNSOLVED-quot

[Szangheili]

Really, just because he's a weirdo, you call him better than Chuck Norris? Ugh, you ppl disappoint me.

[DocDoBig]

Really, just because he's a weirdo, you call him better than Chuck Norris? Ugh, you ppl disappoint me.

Chuck Norris kills two birds with one stone.

[Aracnus]

Chuck Norris kills two birds with one stone.

WRONG! Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird. If you're gonna make a Chuck Norris joke, do it right son!

[Y O L O]

WRONG! Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird. If you're gonna make a Chuck Norris joke, do it right son!

Lolmao

[DocDoBig]

WRONG! Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird. If you're gonna make a Chuck Norris joke, do it right son!

God walks over water,


Chuck Norris swims through land.

[Szangheili]

Chuck Norris sleeps peacefully, meanwhile the Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris before sleeping.

[Uzii]

Question, who is Onade?

yes whos that guy? can i begg him everyday for gold? :P

[Aracnus]

God walks over water,


Chuck Norris swims through land.


Chuck Norris sleeps peacefully, meanwhile the Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris before sleeping.

I have posters on Chuck Norris and his jokes. You don't wanna start something here.. :sour:

[Argyros]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake, after 3 days of searing pain, the snake died.

[matanofx]

In one magical EOS guild chat we made about 100-200 onade jokes in about 15 minutes, such creative minds in that guild =]

When a zombie bites onade the zombie turns to an onade

Onade so tough the sun wont look him in the eye

Onade buys elixirs for 2gold

Onade can heal you to death

Onade made T-rex clap.

(cant remember any of the jokes other people said but it was actually funny unlike mine)

[fumolamota]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down...

[Psykopathic28]

Lmao. Onade will heal you to death. And all the haters that don't know Onade obviously don't PvP (twinks DO NOT count)
Onade is a Legend of AL cherished by all who know him!!! Lmao

[afrobug]

I see him all the time in pvp. But I don't think it's fun making fun of him here. That guy loves pvp, he just doesn't quit even though his team is being hammered to death repeatedly. At one point, I read someone said the person behind this infamous pvp mainstream is only 6 yrs old. Idk

[Psykopathic28]

I'm not making fun of him. All of Judgement loves Onade!

[Alfai]

LMAO good to be able to ascertain the fact that onade are liked by most of us.and we make him hotter everyday from our escalating?indeniable interest in hom tho he might be aware of it or simply dont bother.grr.

Btw the thread title should highlight psykopathic instead.nothing negative but your approach in pvp by challenging rogues for dual,kiling em and earning the winning bet are in fact solid and awesome things in pvp now to be shared.even a few pro rogues that i know has been defeated by you and praised your skills in 1v1 duel.good rappo indeed.

[Psykopathic28]

LMAO good to be able to ascertain the fact that onade are liked by most of us.and we make him hotter everyday from our escalating?indeniable interest in hom tho he might be aware of it or simply dont bother.grr.

Btw the thread title should highlight psykopathic instead.nothing negative but your approach in pvp by challenging rogues for dual,kiling em and earning the winning bet are in fact solid and awesome things in pvp now to be shared.even a few pro rogues that i know has been defeated by you and praised your skills in 1v1 duel.good rappo indeed.

I do appreciate the compliments but do trust, my ego is quite big enough already. ;)

[Temarichan]

....never heard of an Onade

Immediate thought: lem-ONADE

[Alfred Emmanuel Tanopo]

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Krakken Isles with only Passives

- this caught me! lolololololol!!!!

[Szangheili]

WRONG! Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird. If you're gonna make a Chuck Norris joke, do it right son!

God walks over water,


Chuck Norris swims through land.
Lmao, I love this one, but wasn't it Jesus who walked on water?

[Linkincena]

Omg.. hahahahahaha

[Darko]

Onade has about 8k kills, some of yall have felt his wrath

[Gesaffelstein]

Feel free to post more *Onade* jokes. No one wants to hear about lame chuck Norris.

Jokes? These are facts bro.

xoxo

[Psykopathic28]

Jokes? These are facts bro.

xoxo

Touché Salesman

[Deadroth]

BLEH!!!! I got better!!! Onade is reciving plat when firing kraag cannons!!!

[abihakim]

I heard auction pays him gold for every listed items

[Deadroth]

Onade is looting Arcane Items from Stab.

[Limsi]

- So legendary, he gave birth to Trulle and let his image be present in tdm

- So fearsome that Bael let him enter Kraag

- So admired that his pets feed him, not the other way around

- So skilled that he has his own arcane skill "Tolerate"

- So famous - Child's play, Elite Bael ll and Elite Krunch II meet him every run

[mrshield]

lol:congratulatory:

[Alfred Emmanuel Tanopo]

Shuyal is his middle name.

[Roberto077]

Question, who is Onade?

Basically, he's the Jesus Christ of Arcane Legends to a lot of people. Not me.

[Deadroth]

- So legendary, he gave birth to Trulle and let his image be present in tdm

- So fearsome that Bael let him enter to Kraag

- So admired that his pets feed him, not the other way around

- So skilled that he has his own arcane skill "Tolerate"

- So famous - Child's play, Elite Bael ll and Elite Krunch II meet him every run

Bleh, he has his own item rarity XD


Basically, he's the Jesus Christ of Arcane Legends to a lot of people. Not me.

Not to me also, but it is +1 ppl to laugh XD

[yasshh]

Lol gud one

[Paulsebi]

Thanks to ONADE for letting me to make screenshots with him :)

37977

37978

YOU ARE THE BEST ONADE! DON'T GIVE UP ! :)

[utpal]

when samhayne first testing this game in their own personal server, sam got frnd request pending from ONADE.

Onade got ripmaw egg from Klaas

Shazbot gav Onade infinite minutes combo elixir

[Alhuntrazeck]

LOL funny thread! :)

[Meljann]

Lol ^^

[Alfai]

Lol gud one



Thanks to ONADE for letting me to make screenshots with him :)

37977

37978

YOU ARE THE BEST ONADE! DON'T GIVE UP ! :)

Seems like hes wearing new gears.

[moot]

Onade is so awesome,
he join Delphina Rocks and the guild be in 1st rank right away.

[xcainnblecterx]

Yea never seen him. Probably cause im usually in tdm. Ctf seems to be the more pro league now and ill be there soon

[Alfai]

I admit im lauging at some of the jokes esp chuck thing coz its funny.

But im not sure if i can laugh if people making fun at others especially those i know.it would be tough.

Cant bear the thought if im the one that people are making fun at.how would i respond then?

Maybe onade is not in forum or in fact is here behaving the way he doea in game.dont quite bother to know.i think most wont since no achievements coming out from this.

But if that person is you.this joke might not be funny anymore.

Just saying....

[Psykopathic28]

I admit im lauging at some of the jokes esp chuck thing coz its funny.

But im not sure if i can laugh if people making fun at others especially those i know.it would be tough.

Cant bear the thought if im the one that people are making fun at.how would i respond then?

Maybe onade is not in forum or in fact is here behaving the way he doea in game.dont quite bother to know.i think most wont since no achievements coming out from this.

But if that person is you.this joke might not be funny anymore.

Just saying....

Refer to page 2*
I am in no way trying to make fun of Onade.
Are all the people that make Chuck Norris jokes making fun of him?
We are celebrating a treasured member of the community!

[djironlung]

ONADE IS GOD. he has more courage than just about anyone else in this game. the devourer of world is so scared of him he ran to shuyal to get away from the PvP arena. WHO IS THIS CHUCK NORRIS guy anyway he is just an actor but onade is legend. to all those who talk smack about onade you just are afraid of his superiority to yourself. you will never compare to the legend that is ONADE. Chuck Norris has nothing on him and wishes he was him so let's get that straight. ONADE IS so awesome that he doesn't speak with words his hammer smashes the words into your skull. ONADE for president.

[Psykopathic28]

Lmfao iron. His hammer smashed words into skull. Lmfao top 3 for sure!

[Szangheili]

Wow. Just wow. The jokes are funny I have to say, nonetheless..

[matanofx]

Um i just wanna say i have alot of sympathy towards Onade

When i see him getting farmed in ctf ill always come and do my best to kill farmers or tell them "not cool, get lost"

If someone say Onade gave em many kills i get slightly irritated and lash@them for noob move

With that being said, i dont think any of us are making fun OF Onade, more like glorifying a funny situation. Hes a funny dude regardless of his age and so many of us genuinely like him.

[Limsi]

Yep, he's some sort of an icon for us. He's just really amazing!

[DocDoBig]

Already requesting to change the title into "Chuck Norris Facts".

Jesus turned water into wine,

but Chuck Norris turned wine into beer.

Thank you Chuck Norris.

[Thrall Wire]

Onade was so awesome he is the equivalent of the AL legend "zonesmash"

[Szangheili]

Already requesting to change the title into "Chuck Norris Facts".

Jesus turned water into wine,

but Chuck Norris turned wine into beer.

Thank you Chuck Norris.
^^ This post is priceless. +1 lol

[Suentous PO]

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/A9A8E289-4174-461D-AACB-9D48AB7E687B-28302-0000485F58AF6A8B.jpg

:D

[DocDoBig]

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/A9A8E289-4174-461D-AACB-9D48AB7E687B-28302-0000485F58AF6A8B.jpg

:D

Lol Sue! Now getting over to Bruce Lee jokes - apologies I mean facts, or what? ;)
K:

Bruce Lee doesn't get sea sick, the sea gets Bruce Lee sick.

Now we need a Clint Eastwood fact!
Welcome to AL forums btw.

[Conquered]

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/A9A8E289-4174-461D-AACB-9D48AB7E687B-28302-0000485F58AF6A8B.jpg

:D

Lmao

[Linkincena]

Omg....
I wonder if devs and delphina are reading and laughing at this thread lol..

Then it would be "Onade's name can make STG devs laugh on forums " lol

[Ebezaanec]

Lol Sue! Now getting over to Bruce Lee jokes - apologies I mean facts, or what? ;)
K:

Bruce Lee doesn't get sea sick, the sea gets Bruce Lee sick.

Now we need a Clint Eastwood fact!
Welcome to AL forums btw.

Here ya go... ;)

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[DocDoBig]

Lol^

Clint is better than Chuck an Bruce together - especially in squinting.

[Alfred Emmanuel Tanopo]

Thanks to ONADE for letting me to make screenshots with him :)

37977

37978

YOU ARE THE BEST ONADE! DON'T GIVE UP ! :)


If I had a similar photo, I'll turn it into a sig

[Buriedalive]

I heard Onade was so awesome that....



* All of Arcane Legends whispers his name because they are afraid what might happen if its spoken too loudly.

* He climbed Mt. Everest with a single Skyward Smash

* He spent 6 months in the woods nursing a baby Deery back to good health

* Chuck Norris cried tears of joy when he was allowed to shake Onade's hand

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Krakken Isles with only Passives

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Nordr with only his smile

* Defeated the Shuyal expansion before STS developed it

* Once opened a single Locked Grand Crate of the Watch and received 3 Samael, all were donated to orphans

* He said "Hi" in PvP and received 20 kills and 6 flags

* STS must pay him $72,400 a year salary to stand around in PvP so all others do not give up

Feel free to post more *Onade* jokes. No one wants to hear about lame chuck Norris.

Was this a joke? Weird humor + idc.

[klayble]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down...

hahaha

[MsMonkey]

Onade comes out of spawn and all opponents' pets get auto-dismissed!!!!!!!!!

[Soundlesskill]

Onade speaks and everyone falls to their feets

Did that rhyme? Or is my head on rewind?

[Alfai]

These kind of jokes might grab devs attention..and might...just might incressr onades chance of getting maul and samael.

If that so...ill be damned.

[Xbuddyjosh]

When Alexander graham bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Onade.

[matanofx]

The dark is afraid of Onade.

[xcainnblecterx]

Lol^

Clint is better than Chuck an Bruce together - especially in squinting.

Sorry but what clint and chuck noris did is all fake, bruce was real about his.

[mistiquexmen]

*Defeated all the bosses in Elite Nordr with only his smile

Cant stop laughing with ur statemens

[Gesaffelstein]

*Eats boiled Samael egg, for breakfast.

xoxo

[Alfred Emmanuel Tanopo]

has wrathjaw in his aquarium.

[Haowesie]

Onade is so awesome he will cap the next expansion with the 'xp disabled' option.

[FACT] Onade is so awesome he doesn't use a pet in ctf.

[Frohnatur]

Onade is so awsome, he doesn't even have to fight in PVP to gain kills.

[Zurko]

onade is so pro, he will defend his flag and the enemys flag
at the same dammm time :indecisiveness:

onade is so pro , delphina asked him to join delph rocks
he said ":)"

[Conquered]

they will make.. Onade sword, Onade Armor Lol XD

[oxu]

the legend of onade .. idol of many
no need to talk, to crush your opponents, psychologically
(he will always be legend in pvp)

[Frohnatur]

They will rename the game into 'Onade Legends'

[Xstealthxx]

LMAO, Onade is a good guy.. he never talks.. haha he only says hi.. nd get on pvp or maps.. just tanks.. I wish he could get mythic items or arcane one's.. ill be happy for him

[djironlung]

I would love to see a full mythic onade that would be totally awesome. I have been tempted to give him some before but I'm poor I barely got what I have mostly through luck I have. maybe he will get lucky one way or another

[Zeus]

I heard Onade was so awesome that despite the servers being down, rumor has it that he's still wandering the corridors of CTF...

[DocDoBig]

I heard Onade was so awesome that everyone goes busy to inspect him right when he joins a game.

[Psykopathic28]

I heard Onade was so awesome that despite the servers being down, rumor has it that he's still wondering the corridors of CTF...

Onade laughed when you said it was rumor and switched to TDM for the duration :p

[Chaim Nail]

Onade can turn pets back into eggs.

[inkredible]

Heard onade is so awesome cuz his brother is inkredble

[matanofx]

Onade so awesome he built his own house using nothing but wood, nails and an arcane maul.

Fixed.

[DocDoBig]

Onade so awesome he lost his virginity before his dad.

Can i say that here?


13. Zero Tolerance Policy.
Immediate suspension or bans from the forum can result from any of the following: the posting of pornography; discriminatory remarks which are sexually explicit,

Now let's make kids please.

[Juicymango]

My god i want to be as famous as him \(*.*)/
Maybe i should open a guild "onade Fan club" xD

[Dope]

When Onade slaps you,

You'll fight the urge to say "Thank You."

[Xenobiotic]

When Onade slaps you,

You'll fight the urge to say "Thank You."

Haha no

[Saribeau]

When Onade slaps you,

You'll fight the urge to say "Thank You."


Haha no

yes :D

[Roberto077]

yes :D

If only...