The Laws of PVP

[Linkincena]

Well a Smartphone fell on my head today.. so here are some laws of pvp:

1st : Sorcerers laws of motion:

1) A running away sorcerer moving in 1 direction cannot be stopped until It faces an aimed shot or a warrior's skyward smash...

2) For every lost action there is a turn around fireball reaction.

3) The acceleration of a running sorcerer in trouble is directly proportional to the number of people running behind him.


2nd: Laws of Rogue killing:

1) The appropriate way of killing a rogue is :
a) Stir some sugar in your coffee ..
b) Say in chat :"Hey! you are wearing Leprechaun..."
c) PM Cero :"What to do now bro?"
d) After you figured out step (c) : Feed your finished kill leftovers to a pack of hungry pigs..

2) The inappropriate way of killing rogue is:
a) PM Cero again :"I know what to do now bro.."
b) Say in chat the mantra : "Hey you sexy babe.."
c) By the time the reply comes: "Hey! m a guy.." or "Damm u perv".. Feed to ungry pigs again. .
d) And do remember to PM Mista Cero "I did it bro.. now m a pro"..


3rd: The Laws of Dancing Warrior in PVP:
*Prepare a specimen warrior .. n give him a skirt for the procedure...*


1) The Warrior always begins the dance by raising his arms and looking up in to the sky (maybe a bird thats going to poop on him) ...

2) While the warrior comes to you to have a ball... He always puts his hands into pockets to check his own ..

3) Then the warrior does merry go round with his utensils and dances with you round n round... and may give a pull to hug you again and again..

4) At the ending part of the dance procedure , the warrior would make a marathon run for the nearby bushes raising his hands into the sky again ..

5) Apparently, the best thing to do : Praise the warrior by giving a fireball or a 3000+ Arrow on his part exposed at you, to make him lay on ground, and give a Happy ending to the dance.
N yeah.. plz PM thanks to Samdegreat for being a great specimen for illustration38830


4th: The Ultimate Law:

If U = Alone, Location TDM/CTF, Opposite team = 4/5 members, then

U=DG^2,

Where D=Death,G=Ganging and "U" are alone


Upcoming laws on Name changing soon.. Buy plats for the update again..

More laws coming up as more things fall on my head....

[PS: All the alphabets here and above are under TOS of STG...
Any resemblance to Living or Dead is purely coincidental, so don't be sentimental]

Some responses after reading:
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[jdoggy]

U met newton did u

[gison]

U met newton did u

No.no. Newton met him.

[Cero]

1. chat kills
2. lag is the used excuses.
3. Sorcs are OP now:D Woot!

[gison]

1. chat kills
2. lag is the used excuses.
3. Sorcs are OP now:D Woot!

Too bad you're a fat warrior!

[Soundlesskill]

Lol mecury

[Linkincena]

Law update version 1 up there...

[Cero]

You know what to do.

C.
1.1 Aim that rogue.
1.2 Aim that rogue.
1.3 Aim that rogue.

[Linkincena]

Update on 2nd Law of rogue ... loaded.

[katish]

Nice giggle read for an early morning! Ty link!

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[Insomniack]

"3) The acceleration of a running sorcerer in trouble is directly proportional to the number of people running behind him." <-- made my day! xD

[Frohnatur]

I'll try that thing with the "xy, hey you're sexy" chat spam. Should work in a game like this.

[Linkincena]

Update on Warrior dance... loaded

[Deadroth]

U met newton did u

No.no. Newton met him.

Lmao made my day XD

[Aziiii]

ahahahaha link :))))) u just made my day brighter :)))

[afrobug]

What in the name of Einstein did I just read? @.@ dam u link! lmao your smartphone awakened your dormant newton (his funny side) brain cells XD

[Paulsebi]

Omfg, your imagination!!!

Crazy guy! Lmao :)

[rapball]

Lmao .. nice one link

[Bless]

#scarredforlife

[Zeus]

I alway wondered why my warrior checked its pockets...

[Juicymango]

[B][SIZE=2][B]1) The Warrior always begins the dance by raising his arms and looking up in to the sky (maybe a bird thats going to poop on him) ...

2) While the warrior comes to you to have a ball... He always puts his hands into pockets to check his own ..

3) Then the warrior does merry go round with his utensils and dances with you round n round... and may give a pull to hug you again and again..

4) At the ending part of the dance procedure , the warrior would make a marathon run for the nearby bushes raising his hands into the sky again ..

5) Apparently, the best thing to do : Praise the warrior by giving a fireball or a 3000+ Arrow on his part exposed at you, to make him lay on ground, and give a Happy ending to the dance

LMAO cant stop laughing :p nice link

[Linkincena]

Made some changes in the 4th Law..

[Sakurakixazz]

Lmao Link! XD xD

[Caiahar]

You just made my day.

[asterox]

lol link how did u ever come up with that.. Pizzasalad comment at the bottom ftw lol XD

[Samdegreat]

Omg I deleted the screen shot where I killed u for the 1000th time.... Lol

U only kill me if u gang me or when I have already killed u once and I'm typing to u :)

Although thanks for choosing me in your picture, ofc I'm the best warrior ever!

[Linkincena]

Omg I deleted the screen shot where I killed u for the 1000th time.... Lol

U only kill me if u gang me or when I have already killed u once and I'm typing to u :)

Although thanks for choosing me in your picture, ofc I'm the best warrior ever!

U proved my 4th law ))

[Linkincena]

If anybody got more laws... u may add.. :)

[Solid]

It all makes sense now...

[Madnex]

The Guild Gang Principle:


If Yk=Yk+1 while Hd=Hd+1 then

Gk=Gk + (3.14*16.32)12 while Yd=Yd + (3.14*16.32)12


[Y=you, H=player from "good" guild, k=kills, d=deaths]
[G=the quickly assembled "good" guild team, based on the law of the GCCN(=Guild Chat Crying Noob) which we'll review on a later chapter]

[Alfai]

The Guild Gang Principle:


If Yk=Yk+1 while Hd=Hd+1 then

Gk=Gk + (3.14*16.32)12 while Yd=Yd + (3.14*16.32)12


[Y=you, H=player from "good" guild, k=kills, d=deaths]
[G=the quickly assembled "good" guild team, based on the law of the GCCN(=Guild Chat Crying Noob) which we'll review on a later chapter]



For the love of god...

[Sariita]

The Guild Gang Principle:


If Yk=Yk+1 while Hd=Hd+1 then

Gk=Gk + (3.14*16.32)12 while Yd=Yd + (3.14*16.32)12


[Y=you, H=player from "good" guild, k=kills, d=deaths]
[G=the quickly assembled "good" guild team, based on the law of the GCCN(=Guild Chat Crying Noob) which we'll review on a later chapter]


Oh my...

[inkredible]

Einstein.. Is that you?

[nelson131]

For 10 seconds I was actually trying to see if this made actual mathematical sense -.-

Lol I did too. Eienstine in action! -.-

[Linkincena]

Lol I did too. Eienstine in action! -.-
I does..
Roughly lol

[Ishtmeet]

Mast hai yaar!! Indians ka itna bhi dimaag hota hai? Aaj pata chala LOL

[Bless]

Mast hai yaar!! Indians ka itna bhi dimaag hota hai? Aaj pata chala LOL Lol? Muje laga indians ko sab kuch pata hai - blame strict parents

[Hiosahaf]

Bhai log shaant, main bol raha hoo mujhe sab pata hai :p

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[Zeus]

Saab Hindi bolte hai forums meh. Eh sai laga jase meh India meh pounch gya hoo!

[Hiosahaf]

Saab Hindi bolte hai forums meh. Eh sai laga jase meh India meh pounch gya hoo!

Bhai Amritsar ke dhaabe mein jaane ke India mein. Kesar da dhaba kya mast khaana deta hai. Plus, your roots are from Punjab :p , easier

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[Linkincena]

Bhai Amritsar ke dhaabe mein jaane ke India mein. Kesar da dhaba kya mast khaana deta hai. Plus, your roots are from Punjab :p , easier

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LOL...
(Sab saale indians chupe baithe hain yahaan xD)

[Hiosahaf]

LOL...
(Sab saale indians chupe baithe hain yahaan xD)

Kaha chupa hua hoo bhai :D hum log toh har jagah pohoch jaate hain

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[Endkey]

shuru main koi indian nazar nahi aata tha...abb forums par in ke alawa koi nazar nahi aata lol :P

[Linkincena]

shuru main koi indian nazar nahi aata tha...abb forums par in ke alawa koi nazar nahi aata lol :P

WTH End... u too lmao

[Endkey]

WTH End... u too lmao
HAHA...nah im ur neighbour .P

[Hiosahaf]

Aur bulao sabko!

[Endkey]

Haha Aa jao saare...laws of pvp ko chor kar yahan par party karte hain

[Hiosahaf]

Kaha koi law hai. PvP par se bharosa uth gaya hai mera toh

[Endkey]

kasam se....bas room main 4 tanks le jao...or tum jheet gaye....no fun anymore

[Hiosahaf]

Kash mere paas bhi credit card hota.. fir main bhi 30m ka maul leke sabko maarta :D mage toh kitne pichku hain! Legendary warrior, but mythic wale mages ko bhi kitna maara hai !

[Endkey]

Kash mere paas bhi credit card hota.. fir main bhi 30m ka maul leke sabko maarta :D mage toh kitne pichku hain! Legendary warrior, but mythic wale mages ko bhi kitna maara hai !

haha so i guess..u have a dream!!

[Hiosahaf]

haha so i guess..u have a dream!!

Na na.. AL bandh

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[Endkey]

o-O retired or somethin?

[Hiosahaf]

o-O retired or somethin?

Nahi yaar.. sig hata diya na.. jhagde hue gande wale..

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[blaze5786]

Jesus christ

[Meenmoon]

Lol,, I know u,, :adoration:

[Linkincena]

Lol,, I know u,, :adoration:
Hi :)

[Linkincena]

Back in game again

[Vrazicak]

Should've waited 10 more days to comment xD
Wcb

[Datte]

I don't think it'll help you if you want to talk to a rogue with speed set: Oh hey, yeah you there, you're wearing your Leprechaunt and killing him/her or immediately being killed by him/herm In case this rogue has not a speed set, it could happen. But I'd not recommend you to do this lol