View Full Version : 25 k for best joke.
utkarshrocks
08-23-2013, 07:30 AM
1.Post ur joke ..that can be text or pics..
2.After 24 hours of this post ,ill announce winner,and pm the winner for prize.:chuncky:
And sry for my mistakes,m new here.
39084
:triumphant: awww Its hard to decide best from them .. :|
So here is a tie .. between Ebezaanec and Linkincena ..:love_heart:
the prize will be deliverd soon when i found u ol.
Next time there will be atleast three winners.
Thanks for posting these jokes that made me lol.
-Utkarsh
Ebezaanec
08-23-2013, 07:34 AM
39085
Linkincena
08-23-2013, 07:46 AM
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KingFu
08-23-2013, 07:51 AM
The post above mine is hilarious.
That's my joke.
keikali
08-23-2013, 07:52 AM
So...A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
:chuncky:
I died a little on Link's workstation joke. And the trollface sealed it, ahhahahahha
Beelzzebob
08-23-2013, 07:52 AM
http://www.spacetimestudios.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=38930&d=1377142798
translation:
viyeh: where had you been?
answer: look up
Soundlesskill
08-23-2013, 08:11 AM
39093
My humour is corny :D
DocDoBig
08-23-2013, 09:32 AM
This is an old one but It always cracks me up.
God walked over Water,
Chuck Norris swims through land
Alrisaia
08-23-2013, 10:04 AM
I know a really funny joke about procrastination... I'll post it later.
and... @Doc:
This is an old one but It always cracks me up.
God walked over Water,
Chuck Norris swims through land
When Chuck Norris Tells time: It listens.
IronMonkey
08-23-2013, 10:47 AM
Here's what comes into my mind:
A teacher once asked her student, John:
Teacher: John, where does God live?
John: In the bathroom.
Teacher: (confused) Why in the bathroom?
John: Well, whenever my sister is inside the bathroom, Dad who's about to use it, would always ask "God, are you still there?"
Anizeoat
08-23-2013, 12:55 PM
1.- My daughter asked me if she was planned.
I said between dinner reservations, wine and hotel room there was definitely planning involved.
2.- The difference between men and women is that men assume their woman love them and woman assume their man doesn't.
3.- Facebook tries to find friends for me more than my own mother.
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
Enjoy. C:
Anizeoat
08-23-2013, 12:57 PM
1.post ur joke ..that can be text or pics..
2.after 24 hours of this post ,ill announce winner,and pm the winner for prize.:chuncky:
And sry for my mistakes,m new here.
39084
Btw
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/24/6yza9ubu.jpg
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
Primeblades
08-23-2013, 01:28 PM
I have a question how do ya upload pics? Btw im on an ipad thanks in advance!
Justg
08-23-2013, 04:26 PM
Keep it clean folks.
Linkincena
08-23-2013, 09:33 PM
Keep it clean folks.
JustG wins ^^
inkredible
08-23-2013, 10:52 PM
this will never get old.
39168
throwback:)
39167
Conquered
08-24-2013, 03:10 AM
When its your first time hearing Skrillex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAIrAzqc49Q
Conquered
08-24-2013, 03:35 AM
Im going to eat you!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VxZGeVBynk
Soundlesskill
08-24-2013, 03:53 AM
this will never get old.
39168
throwback:)
39167
1st pic. Love it! Someone reeoll Noisykillar :D it's of arcane rarity :P
jabu69
08-24-2013, 04:32 AM
you
10char
Arcanee
08-24-2013, 06:52 AM
https://vine.co/v/heglhe7ITpL 😂😂😂 this is funny
faeniflete
08-24-2013, 08:25 AM
What will be if a war broke out between 2 legendary characters ?Chuck Norris vs Rajnikanth ..................in Arlor. Ans:simple over of arcane legends.http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QzfDABqVs4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6QzfDABqVs4.check out this video
Crowsfoot
08-24-2013, 10:40 AM
I ll be honest, most of my jokes are not "forum appropriate" but I have a few that may work.
1) there are only two ingredients in trail mix. M&M and disapointment.
2) Marrige is grand! Divorce is 100 grand.
3)
(a nerd's phone goes off in class)
Jack: who was that? Your girlfriend?!
Class: (laughs uncontrolably)
Nerd: no, it was yours.
(Dead silence)
utkarshrocks
08-24-2013, 12:05 PM
Contest closed.