25 k for best joke.

[utkarshrocks]

1.Post ur joke ..that can be text or pics..


2.After 24 hours of this post ,ill announce winner,and pm the winner for prize.:chuncky:

And sry for my mistakes,m new here.



39084



:triumphant: awww Its hard to decide best from them .. :|

So here is a tie .. between Ebezaanec and Linkincena ..:love_heart:
the prize will be deliverd soon when i found u ol.


Next time there will be atleast three winners.
Thanks for posting these jokes that made me lol.
-Utkarsh

[Ebezaanec]

39085

[Linkincena]

39088

39089390903909139092

[KingFu]

The post above mine is hilarious.

That's my joke.

[keikali]

So...A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

:chuncky:

I died a little on Link's workstation joke. And the trollface sealed it, ahhahahahha

[Beelzzebob]

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=38930&d=1377142798
translation:
viyeh: where had you been?

answer: look up

[Soundlesskill]

39093

My humour is corny :D

[DocDoBig]

This is an old one but It always cracks me up.


God walked over Water,

Chuck Norris swims through land

[Alrisaia]

I know a really funny joke about procrastination... I'll post it later.


and... @Doc:


This is an old one but It always cracks me up.
God walked over Water,
Chuck Norris swims through land
When Chuck Norris Tells time: It listens.

[IronMonkey]

Here's what comes into my mind:

A teacher once asked her student, John:

Teacher: John, where does God live?
John: In the bathroom.
Teacher: (confused) Why in the bathroom?
John: Well, whenever my sister is inside the bathroom, Dad who's about to use it, would always ask "God, are you still there?"

[Anizeoat]

1.- My daughter asked me if she was planned.

I said between dinner reservations, wine and hotel room there was definitely planning involved.

2.- The difference between men and women is that men assume their woman love them and woman assume their man doesn't.

3.- Facebook tries to find friends for me more than my own mother.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

Enjoy. C:

[Anizeoat]

1.post ur joke ..that can be text or pics..


2.after 24 hours of this post ,ill announce winner,and pm the winner for prize.:chuncky:

And sry for my mistakes,m new here.



39084

Btw

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/24/6yza9ubu.jpg

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[Primeblades]

I have a question how do ya upload pics? Btw im on an ipad thanks in advance!

[Justg]

Keep it clean folks.

[Linkincena]

Keep it clean folks.

JustG wins ^^

[inkredible]

this will never get old.
39168

throwback:)

39167

[Conquered]

When its your first time hearing Skrillex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAIrAzqc49Q

[Conquered]

Im going to eat you!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VxZGeVBynk

[Soundlesskill]

this will never get old.
39168

throwback:)

39167

1st pic. Love it! Someone reeoll Noisykillar :D it's of arcane rarity :P

[jabu69]

you


10char

[Arcanee]

https://vine.co/v/heglhe7ITpL 😂😂😂 this is funny

[faeniflete]

What will be if a war broke out between 2 legendary characters ?Chuck Norris vs Rajnikanth ..................in Arlor. Ans:simple over of arcane legends.http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QzfDABqVs4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6QzfDABqVs4.check out this video

[Crowsfoot]

I ll be honest, most of my jokes are not "forum appropriate" but I have a few that may work.

1) there are only two ingredients in trail mix. M&M and disapointment.

2) Marrige is grand! Divorce is 100 grand.

3)
(a nerd's phone goes off in class)
Jack: who was that? Your girlfriend?!
Class: (laughs uncontrolably)
Nerd: no, it was yours.
(Dead silence)

[utkarshrocks]

Contest closed.