View Full Version : Small, Humorous Poem About PvP.

10-31-2013, 03:15 AM
The Warrior, the Rogue, and the Sorcerer

A warrior named Woh appeared from dust
A rogue named Rih came from sin
A sorcerer named Suu had it out for lust
All three had the desire to win.

The arrow came from Rih to bite Woh's butt
The sword from Woh chopped off Rih's ponytail
The gun from Suu was jammed shut
Oh no! Suu started to fail!

One shot, two slash, three whack, ouch!
Suu was in terrible pain
Suu ran to hide under the couch
Never a single kill to gain.

All that's left is the rogue and warrior
Words of profanity flew in the air
They fought fiercely in the foyer
Together they thought "this isnt fair".

The rogue and the warrior alone at last
Standing still in a silent mood
Now, after the fight has passed
Personally, they had no feud.

Then Woh cried "I wanna be ur bf"
Rih stood in utter shock
Then she cried "I wanna be your gf"
But Woh had a smelly sock.

Rih wasnt phased by it
Not even disgusted
Instead her face was lit
She actually enjoyed it, being all crusted.

They talked about kids
Their future, their home
Even with all the fighting in the midst
They talked about a little garden gnome.

While the love they developed was recent
Together, their spirits were cold.
But they wanted together-their lives spent
Even when they grow old.

In the middle of the foyer so dark
Their love was mutually owed
Suddenly came a loud spark
And boom, they were KO'd.

It was Suu, the sorcerer from before
Returning with a mythical staff
He acheived an easy score
And with a cold heart, he began to laugh.

The End

10-31-2013, 04:26 AM
Hahahaa +1

10-31-2013, 11:19 AM
Thanks, cremated XD

10-31-2013, 06:27 PM
DAMN ZYLX WHAT POEM .......Cool story ....Sorcerer do the same in PVP hahaahahha +1000

10-31-2013, 06:49 PM
Haha thanks faen c:

11-01-2013, 07:57 AM
Ahahah! Nice poem!

Smurfs are da underdogs! :D

11-01-2013, 02:28 PM
Hahahahha nice

11-01-2013, 02:49 PM
I can't define the rhythm O.O
Then again, I am a very bad poet unless it comes to haikus lolz

11-01-2013, 11:13 PM
I can't define the rhythm O.O
Then again, I am a very bad poet unless it comes to haikus lolz

I focused on the rhyme more than the rhythm haha

11-01-2013, 11:15 PM
Hahahahha nice

Thanks :D

Ahahah! Nice poem!

Smurfs are da underdogs! :D

Thanks :D

11-05-2013, 11:02 AM
[Nice lol. +1. 1

11-25-2013, 01:56 PM
Hilarious! But I could so beat that mage :P lol

12-02-2013, 02:28 PM
Thanks guys :)

12-03-2013, 10:49 AM
love it nice haha :tongue: