Ask Me Anything!

[dudetus]

Hello u creeps.

I am a wise man and I thought to put it in good use. Ik about lotsa stuff. I am a product of Finnish school system so my knowledge about stuff is rly high. And I've been in a relationship for almost 5 years now so Ik women stuff as well. And Ik about stuff. And stuff. I'm also known for seeing in the future very accurately. And I have actual friends. And Ik the identity of outsocks.

So go ahead, ask me anything and I will answer ur questions with 100% satisfaction guarantee! disclaimer: satisfaction guarantee only applies to myself so I'm the only one who has to "approve" my answers

Please do keep the questions clean so that they won't violate ToS and no one would be in trouble.

Let the spam begin!

[Zaonabiuibil]

What are your views on chocolate milk?


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[dudetus]

What are your views on chocolate milk?


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I kinda have lactose intolerancy (never been diagnosed but sometimes I got the 'effects') so for me it means fart on fart. Whole yo dawg thing going on.

[Schnitzel]

How did you come up with the name dudetus?

[TEOKILLO]

Who is outsox

[dudetus]

How did you come up with the name dudetus?

As a child I wanted to use the nick "dude" in all the stuff we played as children. But always when it was some online game, the name "dude" was always taken. So I had to make a name which I could use in everything and it had to have "dude" in it. dudetus fits well in Finnish and I began to use dudetus in any places I had to register some username.

[dudetus]

Who is outsox

Someone I do not know. But I do know who outsocks is though.

[TEOKILLO]

Who iz outsocks

[dudetus]

Who iz outsocks

Someone I know :)

I'm off to bed now, so there won't be sny answers in around 8 hours.

[TEOKILLO]

Who iz trenton

[Noi`ya]

why haven't you moved to the united states freedom yet?!!?!??

[KingFu]

Pls provide proof it's rly u with a tweet.

[XghostzX]

why haven't you moved to the united states freedom yet?!!?!??

What day of the week is it again?

[Noi`ya]

What day of the week is it again?

get high off purple day

[XghostzX]

get high off purple day

it would have been funny if you just said thursday

[Noi`ya]

it wouldnt be funny either way.

[KingFu]

it wouldnt be funny either way.

But Noi, u can't define humor. Will sed so.

[Noi`ya]

But Noi, u can't define humor. Will sed so.

my phone says otherwise:
humor - the quality of being amusing or comic

[KingFu]

my phone says otherwise:
humor - the quality of being amusing or comic

I gess phones are smarter then will

[Spyce]

Do you give free boy/girl advice?

[Noi`ya]

Do you give free boy/girl advice?

i do

[Spyce]

i do

Otay, so I hab 1 bf and 1 gf.
Which wun shuld I gu out wit?

Hear iz wut dey luk liek.

45188

Dis wun?

45187

Or dis wun?

[Noi`ya]

you implied human boy/girl advice.

[XghostzX]

But Noi, u can't define humor. Will sed so.


45189

Ladies and gents: david making the entire forums laugh out loud

[Noi`ya]

45189

Ladies and gents: david making the entire forums laugh out loud

\o/
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quality post!

kiran will wanna play w/ u tho. he never loses.

[XghostzX]

\o/
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quality post!

kiran will wanna play w/ u tho. he never loses.

you'll lose cause david is too 1337

[KingFu]

45189

Ladies and gents: david making the entire forums laugh out loud

Gud jerb. I wuz so 1337 in 2011. I lost it tho :(

[XghostzX]

nuh, you top dawg, anyone with 1337 is top dawg in life

[Pvpandctf]

Yea?

[dudetus]

Who iz trenton

Trenton


why haven't you moved to the united states freedom yet?!!?!??

Because I do not want to be free I want to be jailed like this.


Pls provide proof it's rly u with a tweet.

Tweet tweet


Do you give free boy/girl advice?

Yes I do


Yea?

:)

[DocDoBig]

Are you taken.

Do you have kids?

If yes, can I adopt them?

[dudetus]

Are you taken.

Do you have kids?

If yes, can I adopt them?

Yes, for 5 years now and still going strong!

No, I do not.

No, thry would be mine u dummy.

[DocDoBig]

Do you want to break up for me?

[dudetus]

Do you want to break up for me?

No, I kinda like my gf.

[DocDoBig]

Is it me or is it you? :(

[Zeus]

Can you stop please give your magic 8-ball the credit for answering these questions? We all know who's the brains behind this. :p

[Suentous PO]

What happens when Pinocchio says "my nose will grow"?

Everet/Wheeler, supersymitry, holography, string- which will unite standard and quantum?

If the moon is not a word why do we insist on calling it moon?

What happens if I go back in time and kill my grandfather, does that mean god can make a burrito so hot even it can't eat it?

[dudetus]

Is it me or is it you? :(

U ofc


Can you stop please give your magic 8-ball the credit for answering these questions? We all know who's the brains behind this. :p

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What happens when Pinocchio says "my nose will grow"?

Everet/Wheeler, supersymitry, holography, string- which will unite standard and quantum?

If the moon is not a word why do we insist on calling it moon?

What happens if I go back in time and kill my grandfather, does that mean god can make a burrito so hot even it can't eat it?

It will either grow or not grow.

One of them, some of them, all of them or none of them.

Because we are accustomed to do so.

False. U can't go back in time Stephen Hawking told so in some documentary.

[Suentous PO]

False. U can't go back in time Stephen Hawking told so in some documentary.

D'OH!

Theoretically, a time tunnel or wormhole could do even more than take us to other planets. If both ends were in the same place, and separated by time instead of distance, a ship could fly in and come out still near Earth, but in the distant past. Maybe dinosaurs would witness the ship coming in for a landing.

-Hawking

[dudetus]

D'OH!

Theoretically, a time tunnel or wormhole could do even more than take us to other planets. If both ends were in the same place, and separated by time instead of distance, a ship could fly in and come out still near Earth, but in the distant past. Maybe dinosaurs would witness the ship coming in for a landing.

-Hawking

But but but paradoxes? Effect happens before cause?

[SayCreed]

Can you give me your pvp build :P?

[dudetus]

Can you give me your pvp build :P?

No.

[programmed]

No.

What about me? I'm moar special than rush


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[Noodleleg]

What is love ;D?

[Pandamoni]

Why does my right eye keep watering?

[DocDoBig]

Before anyone else does.


What does the fox say?


And nope I didnt saw a video or anything else. I just wanted the copyright.

[Bless]

Who let the dogs out?

[Zeus]

No.

What is your PvP build?

[Zojak]

What is your PvP build?

this

[TEOKILLO]

What is your pvp build?

[dudetus]

What is love ;D?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more


Why does my right eye keep watering?

Ur eye has developed fukdeupeyo disease. It will drop off someday in the future like "pop".


Before anyone else does.


What does the fox say?


And nope I didnt saw a video or anything else. I just wanted the copyright.

Fox makes lotsa different noises and it doesn't have a definitive sound suh as dogs or cats. It howls, barks etc.


Who let the dogs out?

Baha Men


What is your PvP build?


What is your pvp build?

Okay srsly. A secret.

[TEOKILLO]

What is your PvE build?

[dudetus]

What is your PvE build?

It's same as my PvP build.

[Noi`ya]

Why does my right eye keep watering?
I bet you have a nexus 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nEc03yAHQA

They give you eye cancer.

[DocDoBig]

I bet you have a nexus 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nEc03yAHQA

They give you eye cancer.

I heard Chuck Norris got Aids after seeing his video. Mind telling me the moment where he said that? I got a head ache after seeing his face and him saying "Wassup people - in da house".

@op Nexus 5 - yay or nay

[Caiahar]

If a Pokemon is considered "shiny", does it mean it can't become dirty?


(For those of you who don't know, "shiny" in Pokemon basically means its a different color than the other regulars.)

[dudetus]

If a Pokemon is considered "shiny", does it mean it can't become dirty?


(For those of you who don't know, "shiny" in Pokemon basically means its a different color than the other regulars.)

It can become dirty as everyone. Especially female pokamonanins. The dirt shines in them though.

[Caiahar]

It can become dirty as everyone. Especially female pokamonanins. The dirt shines in them though.

Ohh thanks!


All for one, and one for all.

[Schnitzel]

If a Pokemon is considered "shiny", does it mean it can't become dirty?


(For those of you who don't know, "shiny" in Pokemon basically means its a different color than the other regulars.)

What is pokemon

[KingFu]

Can you stop please give your magic 8-ball the credit for answering these questions? We all know who's the brains behind this. :p

Hahhahaa u so gard damn funne!!!!

[DocDoBig]

Who let the dogs out?

[dudetus]

Hahhahaa u so gard damn funne!!!!

He tried. That's the important part. It's not about being funny, it's about at least trying to be funny. In my opinion, everyone who tries to be funny is a true winner :)

[programmed]

In my opinion, everyone who tries to be funny is a true winner :)

Really? What'd I win?

[programmed]

Who let the dogs out?

I just let my dogs out in the yard. So it was me

[Argyros]

1. Do girls prefer guys with wavy hair or buzzed hair?

2. Did you truly fall asleep while doing runs, the night of the nuri cap?

[SayCreed]

1. Do girls prefer guys with wavy hair or buzzed hair?

2. Did you truly fall asleep while doing runs, the night of the nuri cap?

I'm dudetus 2 (his twin :)

1.wavy

2.ye

[Noi`ya]

buzz cuts only look good if you have a 10/10 face.

[dudetus]

Who let the dogs out?

Baha men


Really? What'd I win?

5m. Parth will pay it to u. Contact him on forums, he is Apollo.


I just let my dogs out in the yard. So it was me

No, it was Baha men


1. Do girls prefer guys with wavy hair or buzzed hair?

2. Did you truly fall asleep while doing runs, the night of the nuri cap?

1. What noi said bout buzz. Wavy if u r under 10 and buzz if u r 10.

2. Yes I did.


buzz cuts only look good if you have a 10/10 face.

U so smart thx :)!

[DocDoBig]

45509

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?121932-banned-after-opening-locked&highlight=oolleh

How did he do that? The Avatar.

[Noi`ya]

pretty sure u need to make a new account and it can't be changed after u do

[DocDoBig]

Prolly some Tapatalk pro glitch.

[Noi`ya]

ya log in w/ fb on it. couldn't find a fake fb to test it.

[DocDoBig]

You mean new member + fb?


Edit: Just linked my fb with my forums acc. Doesnt affect anything. :(

[programmed]

5m. Parth will pay it to u. Contact him on forums, he is Apollo.



Ik who parth is and parth, WHERE IS MY 5M.

[Noi`ya]

yes new member + fb

tried it on another forum and it worked, avatars aren't preset tho.

[KingFu]

He tried. That's the important part. It's not about being funny, it's about at least trying to be funny. In my opinion, everyone who tries to be funny is a true winner :)

Not the case for movies however.

Q: favorite movie

[Extreme]

I need a bra size for my new GF Trenton.

[SayCreed]

I need a bra size for my new GF Trenton.
LMFAO

Wai is your name lorry?

[dudetus]

Not the case for movies however.

Q: favorite movie

Pulp Fiction


I need a bra size for my new GF Trenton.

Double D, aka DD.

[Zaonabiuibil]

Double D, aka DD.
So same as Doccy then. Quite the coincidence o.O



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[DocDoBig]

Multiple thread stalk.

Let's merge them.

[Trenton]

I'm 32 DD fyi

Sent from my MB865 using Tapatalk 2

[DocDoBig]

yes new member + fb

tried it on another forum and it worked, avatars aren't preset tho.
Maybe you need a fake Samsung like him (IM-A830l)?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0MyLVdTZYg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DV0MyLVdTZYg

[Noi`ya]

who would buy that? there are much faster ones for cheaper.

[Cyriah]

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Your friend bought you a lottery ticket and you won. Now, both of you want the prize, but who deserves it?

[Reunegade]

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Your friend bought you a lottery ticket and you won. Now, both of you want the prize, but who deserves it?
Me! (For both questions)

[dudetus]

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Your friend bought you a lottery ticket and you won. Now, both of you want the prize, but who deserves it?

Both came at the same time

He gave it to me so it's mine. Could give him like 1 million out of my 150 million prize

[DocDoBig]

God vs. Logic vs. Chuck Norris

Who would win?

[Reunegade]

What is (Reun)(Reun)2?

[Noi`ya]

If you have three cows in a row, the outer two cows facing the opposite direction from each other and strapped to a middle cow, do you think they could tear the middle cow in half?

pic related
http://i.imgur.com/RFdpvIq.png

[DocDoBig]

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Again omg.

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?89929-Big-Luck-In-the-Star-Legends-Store-for-a-Limited-Time!&p=1331702#post1331702

[dudetus]

God vs. Logic vs. Chuck Norris

Who would win?

Kinda shallow waters. If I say God all of u believers will b allover me and if I say Logic all of the atheists will b allover me. If I say Chuck Norris all of the Shwarzenegger and Stallone fans will b allover me.

So I'll just say maybe :).


What is (Reun)(Reun)2?

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If you have three cows in a row, the outer two cows facing the opposite direction from each other and strapped to a middle cow, do you think they could tear the middle cow in half?

pic related
http://i.imgur.com/RFdpvIq.png

Hmm. This is a tough one. Is the cow on the right wearing sporty shoes? Is the middle cow wearing a propeller hat? Lots of unknown stuff. But my answer is: Squirrel with a banana.

[DocDoBig]

Are you still offering your services?

[Reunegade]

Are you still offering your services?
I'm his magic 8 ball tho

[Dudetus is my hero]

How are you so famous? All these pertinent questions. I got to know so much more about you.

[Doodlebeast]

Dudetus, y are u so smart? You must be the smartest dude in your country right?

[SayCreed]

Dudetus,Who is dudetus is my hero

[DocDoBig]

Can i have your children?

[Dudetus is my hero]

Dudetus,Who is dudetus is my hero

I'll answer. It's me:)

[DocDoBig]

I'll answer. It's me:)

Made me lyl

[SayCreed]

I'll answer. It's me:)

If your a real fanboy tell me his pvp build.

[DocDoBig]

If your a real fanboy tell me his pvp build.

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0000
0000

Dudetus only uses auto ofc, duh.

[Dudetus is a legend]

Why are you so awesome?

[EyeballmePL Al]

Dudetus if all the players of pocket legends vs arcane legends who will win?

[Rot]

Dudetus if all the players of pocket legends vs arcane legends who will win?

hack.. hacK.. HACKER!!

[SayCreed]

#Reported#
#Imrushed#

[Trenton]

Dudetus if all the players of pocket legends vs arcane legends who will win? Tell me your ways, oh high and mighty one

[DocDoBig]

How

Can

You

CHANGE

YOUR PICTURE WITH TAPATALK?

(I couldn't :( )

[Cheenivie]

Dudetus if all the players of pocket legends vs arcane legends who will win?

Pls obviously pl we are all l76 beakon stomp str nubs and al bunch of nubs.

[DocDoBig]

Pls obviously pl we are all l76 beakon stomp str nubs and al bunch of nubs.

u forgot 3pc

[Suentous PO]

How

Can

You

CHANGE

YOUR PICTURE WITH TAPATALK?

(I couldn't :( )y bother? everyone who does has it forcably changed when stg notices.

[Reunegade]

y bother? everyone who does has it forcably changed when stg notices.
They'll be too busy updating AL before they finally notice it :adoration:

[Trenton]

They'll be too busy updating AL before they finally notice it :adoration: ha rekt

[EyeballmePL Al]

Pls obviously pl we are all l76 beakon stomp str nubs and al bunch of nubs.

PL might have better skills and higher damage but the players of arcane legends have very good and nice items like the pets. AL players have a higher quantity than the players of PL
Its just like quantity vs. quality

[Doodlebeast]

PL might have better skills and higher damage but the players of arcane legends have very good and nice items like the pets. AL players have a higher quantity than the players of PL
Its just like quantity vs. quality

Yeah so? Pre nerf + forg OP period PL players would totally own them.

[XghostzX]

I can guess the number of jelly beans in a jar, even if I'm wrong.

[Cheenivie]

PL might have better skills and higher damage but the players of arcane legends have very good and nice items like the pets. AL players have a higher quantity than the players of PL
Its just like quantity vs. quality

We have a better community we have dudetus who makes you all laugh and then some pro haxors to kill.


And will watch family channel moar I was watching with my little cousin and they said that lmao