a sad haiku about opening elite gold puzzleboxes

[wvhills]

hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples

after reading this sad haiku, after drying ur eyes out, if u feel the need to reply please make it in haiku form.

Thank u for ur time.

sincerely,
sad robert

[Pandamoni]

Everyone told you
It makes more sense to sell them
But you are stubborn

Edited to add:

Oh wait, I should stop
You don't need to be scolded
You need a tissue

[wvhills]

counting his lost gold
the weary farmer struggles
to farm yet moar

[Zuzeq]

Heart pacing, Eyes Racing plat plat plat I no longer know what I'm chasing. 100 plat in here, now I'm back on track oops there goes a group of pinks with off track stats. Gimme gold, gimme red *heart drops* nope 2K instead. Wait...thats crates...lol.

[wvhills]

pandie is correct
robert sadly realizes
but the pain lingers

[Sorcerie]

One can always hope
there are mythics and arcane
though chances are slim

[Pandamoni]

I spent thousands plat
Opening locked crates galore
I'm in the same boat

[Solid]

This touched my heart.

[Pandamoni]

Standing in a cloud
Dust from locked crates surrounds me
What did I just do?!

[Zynzyn]

hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples


curiosity killed the cat,
so they said;
sell the next boxes you get,
do not fret.

[keikali]

whats going on here
let me just pull up a chair
any day now guys

[Pandamoni]

We are lamenting
The lack of self control here
That results in tears

[Fyrce]

Crates quickly fly.
Golden chests temptingly gleam.
Stay shut, eyes of mine.

Heart pounding, yearning.
Reason lost, desire rising.
Chests, crates, gone away.

[Zuzeq]

Crates quickly fly.
Golden chests temptingly gleam.
Stay shut, eyes of mine.

Heart pounding, yearning.
Reason lost, desire rising.
Chests, crates, gone away.



Smooth...lol

[Yakiniku]

Oh, so you were he!
The hero that bought my chests.
Now I can buy pots.

[Zylx]

What am i missing?
A subtle lamentation?
I do not quite know...

[TheReturn]

then he tries just one more
the chest opens
great red syllables "Arcane Maul"!

[Anarchist]

2000!2000!2000!
The emptiness goes from the crate to your heart.

[Kakashis]

Open crates or sell
The urge within slowly grows
No Whim Bros in sight

[denx]

Shimmering little boxes
Hearts pounding with excitement
Hate, regrets and dissappointments.

[Instanthumor]

Facepalm.

[VanRah]

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause:

[wvhills]

wow, pro haikuers!

[Alhuntrazeck]

Wise man say no op'n
But I cant resist, oh no
Thus I bring my ruin.

I'll never be a haiku master </3

[Suentous PO]

Should have known better
No matter how much plat spent
Crates lack oyster set.
:,(

[sitiii]

crates oh crates,
you promising me everything good

and you give everything blue
crates oh crates

[blaze5786]

Such plat
Much crate
Very trash
Wow

[keikali]

my palms are sweaty
knees are weak arms are heavy
theres vomit on shirt

[Remiem]

wow, pro haikuers!

The tears in this thread
Make this moderator sad
But wow, haiku skills

[Rare]

oh try another
happy ending for sure NOT
better try a crate

[Sorcerie]

Why bother trying
Nothing i want ever drops
best to sell them all

[fritzce]

i'm pretty sure the threads says elite gold puzzleboxes
yet here they are, commenting about a locked crates
frustrated they may be, but then they still comment

[Limsi]

i'm pretty sure the threads says elite gold puzzleboxes
yet here they are, commenting about a locked crates
frustrated they may be, but then they still comment

Haiku on reply
five seven five is the key
go try it again

[Sokpuppet]

Haiku on reply
five seven five is the key
go try it again

pwnt

[izPrada]

The tears in this thread
Make this moderator sad
But wow, haiku skills


Moderator is sad
better stop before he mad

No whim, no arcane
please dont go insane
its just no luck for your gain
forget it and lets try next time again

[VanRah]

ahahahah this thread is super XD:applause::applause::applause::applause::applaus e::applause:

[Limsi]

ahahahah this thread is super XD:applause::applause::applause::applause::applaus e::applause:

Heartbeat at quick pace
as I witness your reply
haiku really died

[VanRah]

Heartbeat at quick pace
as I witness your reply
haiku really died

I can't write haiku poems sorry but I do appreciate urs XD:applause::applause::applause::applause::applaus e:

[kaluchkin]

while i farmed locked chests
tons of gold i earned for
mythic helm and pets of course

[Rare]

Heartbeat at quick pace
as I witness your reply
haiku really died

Until my last breath
I will speak only haiku
Or until I bore

[keikali]

hai guise what is up
oh another haiku post
here we go again

[Jhawkeye]

Fifteen Plat Is All
Oh wow man that's really cheap
End up spending heaps

Arcanes I should see
Maybe for you or for me
Nope, pinks, trashy pinks

[keikali]

Expansion coming
More crates we shall open up
Pop comes out all pinks

Wash, rinse and repeat
Today is my lucky day
Pinks again? Good grief

[Sariita]

Too bad I'm not good writing a Haiku :(

[Jhawkeye]

My future has orange
There is only one problem
I'm playing PL

[Rare]

My future has orange
There is only one problem
I'm playing PL

I am laughing so hard
Sprite shouldn't pour from my nose
This time it did... ouch

[Jhawkeye]

I am laughing so hard
Sprite shouldn't pour from my nose
This time it did... ouch

Haha this haiku came straight from the heart man

[VanRah]

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

[baddiva]

I could get some bunch of gold
If my greed could be stand put
But there's only out of pot

:sly: is it a haiku?
I don't even know what it is
All I know this thread is awesome

[Fyrce]

Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.

A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.

Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.

[Zeus]

Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.

A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.

Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.

Fyrce, stop showing off! :p

[Sariita]

Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.

A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.

Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.
^^ Pro!
Now Fyrce tell me how to write a haiku xD

[VanRah]

Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.

A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.

Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.

Bravooo!!! :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause:

[dudetus]

hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples

after reading this sad haiku, after drying ur eyes out, if u feel the need to reply please make it in haiku form.

Thank u for ur time.

sincerely,
sad robert

Don't tell me what to do mister! Just because u r sad that doesn't give u the right to command us as if we were ur servants this is discriminating towards our community!

[Milan Lame Man]

Dear Dudetus see
Robert asking politely
Take it please lightly

Some people will troll / Because bored, due to misread, / Now master we greet

[dudetus]

Dear Dudetus see
Robert asking politely
Take it please lightly

Some people will troll / Because bored, due to misread, / Now master we greet

This thread is a prime example how this community is tearing itself apart. There isn't any point in this thread, this is just post spamming!

[plutod]

dah dah raa da da
fifty crates and in counting
now down to zero :(

[Artae]

Dont open them then!
Sell them in the consignment.
You'll regret if not.