View Full Version : a sad haiku about opening elite gold puzzleboxes
wvhills
01-08-2014, 04:48 PM
hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples
after reading this sad haiku, after drying ur eyes out, if u feel the need to reply please make it in haiku form.
Thank u for ur time.
sincerely,
sad robert
Pandamoni
01-08-2014, 04:53 PM
Everyone told you
It makes more sense to sell them
But you are stubborn
Edited to add:
Oh wait, I should stop
You don't need to be scolded
You need a tissue
wvhills
01-08-2014, 04:54 PM
counting his lost gold
the weary farmer struggles
to farm yet moar
Zuzeq
01-08-2014, 04:54 PM
Heart pacing, Eyes Racing plat plat plat I no longer know what I'm chasing. 100 plat in here, now I'm back on track oops there goes a group of pinks with off track stats. Gimme gold, gimme red *heart drops* nope 2K instead. Wait...thats crates...lol.
wvhills
01-08-2014, 04:55 PM
pandie is correct
robert sadly realizes
but the pain lingers
Sorcerie
01-08-2014, 04:58 PM
One can always hope
there are mythics and arcane
though chances are slim
Pandamoni
01-08-2014, 05:00 PM
I spent thousands plat
Opening locked crates galore
I'm in the same boat
Solid
01-08-2014, 05:01 PM
This touched my heart.
Pandamoni
01-08-2014, 05:03 PM
Standing in a cloud
Dust from locked crates surrounds me
What did I just do?!
Zynzyn
01-08-2014, 05:04 PM
hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples
curiosity killed the cat,
so they said;
sell the next boxes you get,
do not fret.
keikali
01-08-2014, 05:08 PM
whats going on here
let me just pull up a chair
any day now guys
Pandamoni
01-08-2014, 05:10 PM
We are lamenting
The lack of self control here
That results in tears
Fyrce
01-08-2014, 05:12 PM
Crates quickly fly.
Golden chests temptingly gleam.
Stay shut, eyes of mine.
Heart pounding, yearning.
Reason lost, desire rising.
Chests, crates, gone away.
Zuzeq
01-08-2014, 05:18 PM
Crates quickly fly.
Golden chests temptingly gleam.
Stay shut, eyes of mine.
Heart pounding, yearning.
Reason lost, desire rising.
Chests, crates, gone away.
Smooth...lol
Yakiniku
01-08-2014, 06:40 PM
Oh, so you were he!
The hero that bought my chests.
Now I can buy pots.
What am i missing?
A subtle lamentation?
I do not quite know...
TheReturn
01-08-2014, 07:07 PM
then he tries just one more
the chest opens
great red syllables "Arcane Maul"!
Anarchist
01-08-2014, 07:34 PM
2000!2000!2000!
The emptiness goes from the crate to your heart.
Kakashis
01-09-2014, 01:50 AM
Open crates or sell
The urge within slowly grows
No Whim Bros in sight
Shimmering little boxes
Hearts pounding with excitement
Hate, regrets and dissappointments.
Instanthumor
01-09-2014, 02:47 AM
Facepalm.
VanRah
01-09-2014, 05:38 AM
:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause:
wvhills
01-09-2014, 08:58 AM
wow, pro haikuers!
Alhuntrazeck
01-09-2014, 10:45 AM
Wise man say no op'n
But I cant resist, oh no
Thus I bring my ruin.
I'll never be a haiku master </3
Suentous PO
01-09-2014, 11:10 AM
Should have known better
No matter how much plat spent
Crates lack oyster set.
:,(
sitiii
01-09-2014, 02:39 PM
crates oh crates,
you promising me everything good
and you give everything blue
crates oh crates
blaze5786
01-09-2014, 02:45 PM
Such plat
Much crate
Very trash
Wow
keikali
01-09-2014, 04:11 PM
my palms are sweaty
knees are weak arms are heavy
theres vomit on shirt
Remiem
01-09-2014, 04:41 PM
wow, pro haikuers!
The tears in this thread
Make this moderator sad
But wow, haiku skills
oh try another
happy ending for sure NOT
better try a crate
Sorcerie
01-09-2014, 04:58 PM
Why bother trying
Nothing i want ever drops
best to sell them all
fritzce
01-10-2014, 03:34 AM
i'm pretty sure the threads says elite gold puzzleboxes
yet here they are, commenting about a locked crates
frustrated they may be, but then they still comment
Limsi
01-10-2014, 04:03 AM
i'm pretty sure the threads says elite gold puzzleboxes
yet here they are, commenting about a locked crates
frustrated they may be, but then they still comment
Haiku on reply
five seven five is the key
go try it again
Sokpuppet
01-10-2014, 08:04 AM
Haiku on reply
five seven five is the key
go try it again
pwnt
izPrada
01-10-2014, 02:37 PM
The tears in this thread
Make this moderator sad
But wow, haiku skills
Moderator is sad
better stop before he mad
No whim, no arcane
please dont go insane
its just no luck for your gain
forget it and lets try next time again
VanRah
01-11-2014, 05:23 AM
ahahahah this thread is super XD:applause::applause::applause::applause::applaus e::applause:
Limsi
01-11-2014, 05:38 AM
ahahahah this thread is super XD:applause::applause::applause::applause::applaus e::applause:
Heartbeat at quick pace
as I witness your reply
haiku really died
VanRah
01-12-2014, 07:35 AM
Heartbeat at quick pace
as I witness your reply
haiku really died
I can't write haiku poems sorry but I do appreciate urs XD:applause::applause::applause::applause::applaus e:
kaluchkin
01-12-2014, 07:51 AM
while i farmed locked chests
tons of gold i earned for
mythic helm and pets of course
Heartbeat at quick pace
as I witness your reply
haiku really died
Until my last breath
I will speak only haiku
Or until I bore
keikali
01-12-2014, 05:58 PM
hai guise what is up
oh another haiku post
here we go again
Jhawkeye
01-12-2014, 06:07 PM
Fifteen Plat Is All
Oh wow man that's really cheap
End up spending heaps
Arcanes I should see
Maybe for you or for me
Nope, pinks, trashy pinks
keikali
01-12-2014, 06:30 PM
Expansion coming
More crates we shall open up
Pop comes out all pinks
Wash, rinse and repeat
Today is my lucky day
Pinks again? Good grief
Sariita
01-12-2014, 06:45 PM
Too bad I'm not good writing a Haiku :(
Jhawkeye
01-12-2014, 06:55 PM
My future has orange
There is only one problem
I'm playing PL
My future has orange
There is only one problem
I'm playing PL
I am laughing so hard
Sprite shouldn't pour from my nose
This time it did... ouch
Jhawkeye
01-13-2014, 07:44 PM
I am laughing so hard
Sprite shouldn't pour from my nose
This time it did... ouch
Haha this haiku came straight from the heart man
VanRah
01-14-2014, 07:38 AM
:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
baddiva
01-15-2014, 09:05 PM
I could get some bunch of gold
If my greed could be stand put
But there's only out of pot
:sly: is it a haiku?
I don't even know what it is
All I know this thread is awesome
Fyrce
01-16-2014, 05:37 AM
Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.
A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.
Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.
Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.
A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.
Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.
Fyrce, stop showing off! :p
Sariita
01-16-2014, 02:01 PM
Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.
A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.
Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.
^^ Pro!
Now Fyrce tell me how to write a haiku xD
VanRah
01-19-2014, 07:14 AM
Quest neverending,
Treasure ever glinting, near.
A new desire burns.
A new journey waits,
Dragons on the horizon.
Chests, golden, entice.
Striving once again,
Monsters banished; prize obtained.
Heart be still, happy.
Bravooo!!! :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause:
dudetus
01-19-2014, 04:24 PM
hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples
after reading this sad haiku, after drying ur eyes out, if u feel the need to reply please make it in haiku form.
Thank u for ur time.
sincerely,
sad robert
Don't tell me what to do mister! Just because u r sad that doesn't give u the right to command us as if we were ur servants this is discriminating towards our community!
Milan Lame Man
01-19-2014, 04:54 PM
Dear Dudetus see
Robert asking politely
Take it please lightly
Some people will troll / Because bored, due to misread, / Now master we greet
dudetus
01-20-2014, 11:49 AM
Dear Dudetus see
Robert asking politely
Take it please lightly
Some people will troll / Because bored, due to misread, / Now master we greet
This thread is a prime example how this community is tearing itself apart. There isn't any point in this thread, this is just post spamming!
plutod
01-20-2014, 12:11 PM
dah dah raa da da
fifty crates and in counting
now down to zero :(
Artae
01-20-2014, 12:12 PM
Dont open them then!
Sell them in the consignment.
You'll regret if not.