Breaking News!

[dudetus]

Tonight I discovered something that'll change our perspective how see see this game itself.

After brainstorming for a whole 3 minutes (brain no work >3 min), me and my science group (random players at arena) came to the conclusion that RHINO IS FATTER THAN BEAR. So, rhinos are the new fatsos and bears are reduced to the 'big boned' category. This result stands until some rly bored dev comes in and confirms that my thesis is correct. There is no need to resist.

Because sometimes in life, miraculous things happen which may change the whole definition of 'life' to u. We can either accept the truth or we can become ignorant and resist the change. I myself am going to miss calling Gladiator and Cheenivie fat, but that's the way things happen to change in life. If one thing is certain, it's that life goes on. We can't fight it, we must accept our path.


Also, Rhino class itself is quite weird. On the other hand, it's a big, fat guy with a laugh that might belong to a retarded giant. On the other hand rhino is a master spell caster. I think this gives us an invaluable life lesson. No matter how dumb u r, u can still charge at meanies and summon birds flying around u like a snow white.

[Reunegade]

Kay.

[Shonex]

All hail dudetus!

[Cavoc]

That last paragraph is perfect

[Sheugokin]

Very informative and useful towards a brighter and better PL. Well done. ROUND OF APPLAUSE.



Lol. It was a fun read. You make me laugh.

[Chicken Fry]

A rhino is going to read this and commit suicide because of their insecurity. I hope your happy.

[Cheenivie]

Told you I wasn't fat!

[Elitephonix]

Wao new sticky pls

[Caiahar]

A rhino is going to read this and commit suicide because of their insecurity. I hope your happy.
*commits suicide*

[dudetus]

A rhino is going to read this and commit suicide because of their insecurity. I hope your happy.

It's useless to resist admitting u're fat. No suicides pls, accept ur new life.


Told you I wasn't fat!

U r just an inch below being fat. I'd recommend u to work out a bit.


P.S. Why was my thread moved to off-topic? It was clearly about PL as I mentioned Rhino and Bear which are PL classes. Was that u, our new mod? This type of injustice will not stand!

[Xyzther]

I'm numbar 1 pve rhino wao

[Spyce]

I'm numbar 1 pve rhino wao

Farm moar kills when botting pls.

[Nekza]

Thats why we cant deal damage 'cause we be fat asses

[Suentous PO]

Last time I brainstormed about toons I realized foxes laugh like delightful anime schoolgirls who you might want to hang with, while after extensive testing, it turns out real foxes are not fun to chill with and in fact carry diseases like rabies that are sometimes delivered via crotch smashing jaws to any unfortunate fool to be truthful.

[Promagin]

*commits suicide*

I'm going to have to report you to the National Suicide Prevention group now :/

[Extreme]

I wuv u uncle!

[fourleaf]

Thanks you Divine Surgeon of the Pocket Legends Anatomy Administration. Your revelation will be treasured for centuries.

[dudetus]

Thanks you Divine Surgeon of the Pocket Legends Anatomy Administration. Your revelation will be treasured for centuries.

Please, just call me DSPLAA :)

[fourleaf]

Please, just call me DSPLAA :)
ok when does that become your forum title?

[Sheugokin]

Ninja has many

1. Nub
2. "Senior Member"
3 "Pro"
4. 1337
5. Popular
6. Uncle
7. Mate of Sam (they makin' kids)
Most recently
8. DSPLAA

:)

[fourleaf]

I believe 'a total G' should fall somewhere on that list

[dudetus]

I believe 'a total G' should fall somewhere on that list

My Gness is so well known that I didn't feel necessary to put it in there.

[Justg]

I believe 'a total G' should fall somewhere on that list

You rang?

[dudetus]

You rang?

Hello ur Gness,

While u r here, could u verify my studyresults? Is Rhino fatter than Bear?

[Justg]

They are both lovely in their own ways.

[captaintuttle]

I have no idea what you're talking about... yet I am profoundly moved. How odd.

[Stephencobear]

Being that the ancestor of the rhino has it's origin in what would become the US, both are American and thus perfect.

[Caiahar]

They are both lovely in their own ways.
Thank you for supporting the rhino!...Somewhat ;)

[Argyros]

They are both lovely in their own ways.

I still never take off my shadow minion disguise on my rhino. Bear to perf. ;)

[Jig]

Rhinos are fatty poombas

[Impact]

Rhinos are fat and slow bears are chubby and slow

[Jig]

Rhinos are fat and slow bears are chubby and slow

Rhinos are faster then bears actually >.< they go super-speed in one jump! bears just beckon everything to them, as if they're to lazy to go and get it.

Example, I am a bear, I would like dem packet of chips ! instead of me getting of my fat bum, I will beckon it to me with my special lazy ability!

Rhino= Stands there, leaps 10metres, grabs the packet, leaps back, few! sits down

hmmm

[dudetus]

I have a theory about Rhino's dash. Rhinos are rly dumb and fat but they possess some hidden powers and they charge their mystical retardnesd powers into magical moves such as charge. Bears are just fat and slow.

[Caiahar]

I have a theory about Rhino's dash. Rhinos are rly dumb and fat but they possess some hidden powers and they charge their mystical retardnesd powers into magical moves such as charge. Bears are just fat and slow.
I am offended D:

[Impact]

I have a theory about Rhino's dash. Rhinos are rly dumb and fat but they possess some hidden powers and they charge their mystical retardnesd powers into magical moves such as charge. Bears are just fat and slow.
They fart their way

[Itoopeo]

They fart their way

Thats what birds do. Run away while farting its soo annoying.

[Jig]

I have a theory about Rhino's dash. Rhinos are rly dumb and fat but they possess some hidden powers and they charge their mystical retardnesd powers into magical moves such as charge. Bears are just fat and slow.

The rhino reminds me of Kung-Fu panda for some reason :/


Thats what birds do. Run away while farting its soo annoying.

Yeah, thats why they poop everywhere! Even on my car. -_-

[Laar]

Dudetus didnt follow the scientific method. You need to prove ur hypothesis by experiment not research








Ur science partners suck :)

[Alcapoco]

We interrupt this program with some breaking news!
1: SO MUCH WARS ABOUT WHICH CLASS IS BEST!
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!*

[fourleaf]

Well, I believe the rhino maybe be classified under Overweight whereas the bear would fit more in the Overpowered category.

[Jig]

Well, I believe the rhino maybe be classified under Overweight whereas the bear would fit more in the Overpowered category.

Overpowered, hmm I could believe that one ;)

[Noodleleg]

They call this natural selection.

[Rolocolo]

I have a theory about Rhino's dash. Rhinos are rly dumb and fat but they possess some hidden powers and they charge their mystical retardnesd powers into magical moves such as charge. Bears are just fat and slow.

I'm dying

[Jig]

I'm dying

Get a fatty rhinosawrus to revive you

[Rolocolo]

Nah I prefer hot, slim, and sexy mages

[Jig]

Nah I prefer hot, slim, and sexy mages

What about Rogues in Arcane legends

Ok ok this is seeming a bit creepy so lets not talk about how sexy characters are >.<

[Rolocolo]

Ew...im no AL nub xD

[Zeus]

Ew...im no AL nub xD

So you don't like ***? Rogues have a lot of that curvy figure and ***. xD

[fourleaf]

Ew...im no AL nub xD

So you don't like ***? Rogues have a lot of that curvy figure and ***. xD
yah this is exactly why I play STS games, well and the DL teaser trailer ;D

[Brave Sir Robin]

People used to call my bear fat and this made me feel miserable. Reading your post make me feel a lot thinner. Your diet really works, thank you dudetus.

[dudetus]

So you don't like ***? Rogues have a lot of that curvy figure and ***. xD

I used to play a game called Myth Wars (or something like that) just because there was a female centaur race which 80085 were uncovered. Good times.


People used to call my bear fat and this made me feel miserable. Reading your post make me feel a lot thinner. Your diet really works, thank you dudetus.

Remember, there's always someone else who is fatter and dumber than u r :)