Have you ever had Levelitis?

[Zylx]

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Levelitis: A condition where a player becomes exhausted from overwhelming periods of experience farming.

Symptoms:
• Dozing Off
• Mouth Dry
• Involuntary Snoring
• Diminished awareness
• Constant in-game deaths

Treatment:
• Sleep
• Snack Break
• Exercise

Other Things About Levelitis:
• Patients have reported feeling awake after logging out.
•Antibiotics or antiviral medication will not help with treatment.
• If you have diarrhea or vomiting, you probably have something else and should go see a doctor.
• It is not contagious.

Common FAQs:
Q: What's the Difference Between Levelitis and Screen-sickness?
A: Screen-sickness is more serious and severe case of Levelitis. People with Screen-sickness have reported eye strain and nausea. Levelitis only applies to long periods of experience farming. So if you have the same symptoms mentioned above, but it isnt from farming experience, you have something else.

Q: I have to get to the next level! But im soooo tired!! What should i do!?
A: Dont continue. You will only screw up the kdr that only preteens and beginners care about!

Q: Is it hereditary?
A: Highly improbable.

Q: What should i eat?
A: Eat foods that are rich in vitamins. Fruits are really helpful for increasing your energy reserves....oh who am i kidding. Go eat some snickers and drink a lot of energy drinks.

Q: How much should i sell my locked crate for?
A: That question does not pertain to this topic.

If you have any questions or concerns about Levelitis, feel free to consult your physician.

[Linkincena]

Thanks.. many people don't know it..
U may add a technical thing into it..
My phone's LED screen got burnt by the constant graphics at edges of the game screen and my name in the center is now permanent lol

Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk

[Zylx]

Haha ouch!

[Sariita]

Common FAQs:
Q: What should i eat?
A: Eat foods that are rich in vitamins. Fruits are really helpful for increasing your energy reserves....oh who am i kidding. Go eat some snickers and drink a lot of energy drinks.
Hahaha This made my day xd

[Ebezaanec]

Ah, I'll be fine. I'll just take some of the good stuff from my friendly pharmaceutical company.

Or I'll just stare at Ethyl's arcane ability.

[Zylx]

Ah, I'll be fine. I'll just take some of the good stuff from my friendly pharmaceutical company.

Oh yeah. Some "vitamins" will help you wake right up :D

[Zeus]

Ask Zojak if he's had levelitis. :p

[Delphina]

OMG! I have suffered from this!

[Roberto077]

OMG! I have suffered from this!

Don't you automatically get the max level though?

[Spyce]

Please, I need someone to treat my levelitis.

[Delphina]

Don't you automatically get the max level though?

Nope! I have many characters I cap :)

[Prahasit Prahi]

Don't you automatically get the max level though?


She has secret toons no one knows them so please be careful lol

[Delphina]

I added an image and shared on Facebook!

[Zylx]

I added an image and shared on Facebook!

Lol thanks, delph. I love the image! :D

[ThePvpTwink]

Happens when I'm trying to cap at night :p

Wake up to a dead battery...

[Zojak]

Ask Zojak if he's had levelitis. :p


Just sleep deprivation! :D

[Prahasit Prahi]

I added an image and shared on Facebook!

I'm the one who liked it first lol hehe :p

[Zylx]

Happens when I'm trying to cap at night :p

Wake up to a dead battery...

I've done this before too haha

[Cmrel]

Just sleep deprivation! :D

hey zojak? where are you in vancouver? same place bro.. :) sweet! finally a person in the same area. hahaha..

[DocDoBig]

Levelitis lmaooo

[Sariita]

Lmao Leveling all night long in s2 cause the expansion was close And I was Lvl 20 haha xd

[LordDravek]

After reading this, I consulted my physician. Upon arrival, the nurse took blood, checked my blood pressure, checked my temperature, and had me urinate in a cup. I found myself in a room with wifi access. I told the nurse I was feeling the problem! She said the doctor will be with me in a moment.

After 15 minutes, my levelitis began taking a toll. I slowly was graduating to lockilitis and platipurchalitis. Clicking, clicking, and more clicking... The doctor finally showed. He said "I've never heard of levelitis, lockilitis, or platipurchalitis." I explained AL to him. At first, He recommended I put the phone down and get some rest. I told him, death is not an option, but I would try.

That night, I got a friend request and phone call from my doctor. He said "my wife hates you." He was a level 23 smurf.

Welcome doc... welcome, doc.

[Artae]

I have this all the time [emoji79]

[Zylx]

Lol i remember this!!! I miss delph! D:

[Raselph]

Thanks.. many people don't know it..
U may add a technical thing into it..
My phone's LED screen got burnt by the constant graphics at edges of the game screen and my name in the center is now permanent lol

Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk
ur wife mustve screwed u up

[Amadorbibidor]

Lololol. Had that when started to lvl my warr from lvl 15. It manifest very strong at lvl 40

[Chrisaetoshawker]

Happening now....uhh (jk)

[Amicusdei]

After reading this, I consulted my physician. Upon arrival, the nurse took blood, checked my blood pressure, checked my temperature, and had me urinate in a cup. I found myself in a room with wifi access. I told the nurse I was feeling the problem! She said the doctor will be with me in a moment.

After 15 minutes, my levelitis began taking a toll. I slowly was graduating to lockilitis and platipurchalitis. Clicking, clicking, and more clicking... The doctor finally showed. He said "I've never heard of levelitis, lockilitis, or platipurchalitis." I explained AL to him. At first, He recommended I put the phone down and get some rest. I told him, death is not an option, but I would try.

That night, I got a friend request and phone call from my doctor. He said "my wife hates you." He was a level 23 smurf.

Welcome doc... welcome, doc.

Awesome :)

Makes me miss Waheedski's stories. :(