View Full Version : AL Community Can Rhyme for Days!

02-04-2014, 09:07 PM
I just really feel like making a bunch of random poetry... But I'm not a poet... (If you don't understand that reference, youtube search Super Hot Fire)

I was opening locks,
Thinkin bout Whim, or Grimm, Shoot I'd even take Tim
All I got was them...
What do I mean by them you mean?

They ugly,
not purple, not green,
These those lean pink ugly things,
No coins involved here

Just a bunch of items,
2k gold.. yeaa the white one,
Try again tomorrow?
Ehh I guess I might

Bank account statement the opposite of Dwight's height
Free plat offers! Yea those sound awesome!
Ugh neither works, I'm getting off them
Back to the game I go

Still loving it bro
Farming till I drop
Gotta make this dough
This poem's done...
Mostly cuz I gotta go

Idc how long it is but I know you guys out there make some awesome peoms. Share a few about AL with us :)

Cya in-game. Add Jhawkrulez for some elite farming tonight! Go hard till the sun rise! Or I fall asleep :/

02-04-2014, 09:11 PM
Lol awesome! That was fun

02-05-2014, 12:01 AM
Straight thug.

02-05-2014, 01:45 AM
All about that poetry life though.

02-05-2014, 11:35 AM
Verse 1

Today i'm gonna rap about that thing

That makes a player hearth shrink

When you pop a bunch of chests and find nothing worthy

For sure you heard of it
the hope murderer named locked crate.

Verse 2

I told him
You will never loot it or get one

He asked me what it was

I told him it's an arcane

Filled with terror he sold the crates quick.

Verse 3

A dragon's on my way
So i might fall for it too

Grab my yellow postcard

Buy a couple plat stakes

Mythic or Arcane ?
It doesn't really matter

When i go hype i just want to do something crazy

With my heart skipping beats

My hands trembling weak

My eyes filled with hope

And my breath getting deep.

Last Verse

Victims Victims!
There goes another player with a red purse!

Honey don't you know
you are the next one??

#Rapmonger c:

02-05-2014, 12:27 PM
How the hell does any of these rhyme?
Viewing this topic is wasting my time.

02-05-2014, 09:42 PM
How the hell does any of these rhyme?
Viewing this topic is wasting my time.

Yet you took the time to reply?

02-06-2014, 01:14 PM