Level 10 pink giveaway! Everyone can participate!

[smoae]

Ok, the contest for the level 10 pink is very simple. I'm going to start a sentence, and the person who finishes it the funniest and most creatively (judged by me and only me) will win. :D

Only rules are..
1. Don't copy things off of other people
2. No pictures, just words
3. Try not to post too much off topic, if you do a lot you will be removed from the contest
4. Once again flaming on this thread will result in removal from the contest
5. Don't finish the sentence with a essay, 2 sentences is the limit. If you go over this I won't read it.
6. You get one entry and only one entry. I will count your first post, however you can edit it up to the deadline (which I will establish later)

Important Note:
Be careful with references to movies, tv shows, other video games, and other things that I may not be aware of. Even if you have something incredibly funny, but you only get it if you've seen a certain movie or played a certain game, then I may not think it's funny, if I've never seen the movie or played the game.
(PL references are ok, obviously ;))

You'll have about one week (maybe more) to post your responses.

Ok, the sentence is....

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is....
(For noobs who don't know, the galactic overlord is a very challenging boss in alien oasis 3)

[Kossi]

replace his steroid tablets with Viagra and/or ecstasy....(this suit is sooo comfortableeeee)

[Survivorfan]

ties his shoelaces together so he will trip and fall.

[Lesrider]

Have an elf distract him with a hula dance while a bear hits him over the head with a hammer.

Edit: I like this one better:
Have him do the cyber totem/shards quest only to find out his new rift armor is crap!

Or,
Run around Vyxnaar's lair, gathering as many Vyx's as you can, and lead them over to the OL to jump him.

[King Richie]

The best way to kill the overlord is to update him to IOS 4.2 cause everyone knows hes a jailbreak !

[smoae]

(reserved) .


(reserved)
gee reserved isn't very funny :rolleyes:

[Artemis]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is to... Play a Justin Bieber CD full blast and he will kill himself.

[lce]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is....for a warrior to stun him and you take advantage by Attacking Him from Behind!

*Wierd* LOL

- Good Luck

[Demonicdevyn]

(omfg i need to win this ill post tommorow)

[Bigsleazy]

Feed him smoae and steal his rift while he's choking. Or ask politely.

[noobmigo]

Take his helmet off and stick your *** to his face.

[tkinui]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is....to have Yanis pay him.

[Cascade]

The best way to defeat the Overlord is to hire Gurgox to use his karate powers on him.

[Barbamitsos]

Is to ask him to check if the water of ure bath is cold or hot ;) hell get electroed

[noobmigo]

^^^ what if his suit is water proof?

[noobmigo]

WHat if he sees this thread? He'll make it WATERPROOF!!

[noobmigo]

aYou hire Barba as a fake prostitute and he Barba steals all his armor and transports it to me. Then he uses his mad skills to destroy the overlord and then ACTUALLY go all prostitute-ty on him

[smoae]

aYou hire Barba as a fake prostitute and he Barba steals all his armor and transports it to me. Then he uses his mad skills to destroy the overlord and then ACTUALLY go all prostitute-ty on him
Now see thats what I'm talking about when i say off topic :/

[noobmigo]

I gave you mad skills ;)

[noobmigo]

Yes! does that mean i win?!!!!!!!!
Jk
But pls say yes

[Barbamitsos]

Now see thats what I'm talking about when i say off topic :/

ure right....

[Estraz]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is.... To wall glitch like a blind ghost.

[noobmigo]

yeah, i never figged out how to wall glitch. How do you?

[jonboy]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is....to lie flat faced on the ground, dead and AFK, whilst the rest of the party slog it out.

ps. This will also guarantee you a premium pink drop.

[noobmigo]

thanks for the advice!

[noobmigo]

I wonder how you would feel if i was in your party and i did that. Then you would have gotten a crap purp or something while i got the premiumk pink.

[jonboy]

Noob do you even get humor?

[noobmigo]

no, i'm anoob. i'm sorta bad at that stuff.

[jonboy]

Ok, pssst, pro tip, the posts in here are entries into a comp. Based on humour not actual fact.

[noobmigo]

awwwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaa!!! i was really hoping it could gurantee me a premium pink

[jonboy]

Lol, I wish it was that easy.

[noobmigo]

it's actually happned to me once. playing with lone afk, and dead and dropped me a shock lance.
(back in like the days b4 ao3

[noobmigo]

It appears all these a contest entries.
(The best way to defeat overlord is to Laugh out loud, wish it was that easy)
The best way to beat over lord is to it appears all these are contest entries.

[FluffNStuff]

I know it involves turnips, three pairs of pliers and an Okapi, but I still don't have the timing down. Will post when I figure it out.

[noobmigo]

haha^^
jgjglguyf

[Hodnett]

jump up and snatch the little green alien out of the robot he made. After that, tie him down right in front of the portal and forcefully push his head into the portal so that his head transports without his body.

[Solvok]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is... Jump him, take off his helmet, unveiling and suffocating the squishy alien.

[Pharcyde]

Never EVER have a enchantress in the party while killing the Overlord! Overlord is squishy, the enchantress is squishy. What does that mean? They both got squishy with eachother! Kinky Eh?

[Militaryman]

Best way is to... DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!

[Arterra]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is.... wear your awesome magical lv10 armor ^.^ He will know he is dealing with a BOSS and "die" for an autograph.

[TwinkTastical]

Sing teenage dream.

[Conradin]

THe best way to kill the overlord is to..... Set him in a room with Twinktastic and TheLoneArcher for 10minutes.....

[Pharcyde]

^^ He wont die by attacks either. He will die because his brain will fry like a chicken wing in a fryer.. Twink and Lone can have that effect on people.

[Arterra]

lol conradin... 4 seconds. make sure to have Balonia in the background

[Conradin]

rotfl hahaha

[icantgetkills]

....tell him that smoae has the only level 10 pink and he'll drop dead :D

[smoae]

Noobmigo, I clearly explained in the rules that posting off topic would result in removal from the contest, and you are way off topic.
You have been removed from the contest.

[Zeus]

The best way to defeat the overlord is to tell him laquint is out to get him along with justg's banhammer of doom combined with Rick Astley starting to play pocket legends. He will get either rickrolled to death, banned by justg, or laquinted, his preference.

[Inching]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is.... to overlord his galactic @ss with a wham bam thank you mame from my staff with the almighty Inching Proc~!!!!

[smoae]

These are great! Keep em coming guys!

[Cascade]

If you put TT and Lone in a room with OL, TT and Lone would prolly kill each other before they killed OL

[Balonia]

Walk in room with a naked balonia and a six pack of beer. Tell him that he can only pick one.

[Galac]

Kick him in the shins!

[TwinkTastical]

I refuse to go into a room with thelonearcher, due to not wanting another forum ban when he cries his *** off, cause my trollbat broke his heart.

[KingFu]

The best way to defeat the galactic overlord is.....to tell him Sarah Silverman is still doing comedy.....

[suzukitlrALAN]

get Alien Lorekeeper to tickle Overlord armpit so he will drop his weapon LoL

[bladesword]

Get justg and droid to ban him.

[Arterra]

i have like 3 awesome ones, but like mine too much already... :( its a darn shame really.

[BeardedBear]

Fight him bare-knuckle and punch him right in the Crowned Jewel of Rift. POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

[Lesrider]

The best way to defeat the galactic overlord is.....to tell him Sarah Silverman is still doing comedy.....

Lol I've seen her live before (she was the surprise guest ata comedy show) and she's actually pretty funny. Her tv show is awful, though.
Now Janeane Garofalo was pathetic to watch.

[thugimmortal]

Wait for him to go on a toilet break then put a lightning bolt to his a$$

[KingFu]

Lol I've seen her live before (she was the surprise guest ata comedy show) and she's actually pretty funny. Her tv show is awful, though.
Now Janeane Garofalo was pathetic to watch.

Really? I didn't find her very funny. She more so annoyed me into a migraine;)

[smoae]

Keep em coming guys!

[juhnken773]

Get a team of 5 bears, unarmed. Then you wait. Keep waiting.

[crysta!]

Gesticulate wildly at him?

[giayuan]

call his son, the keeper, to crush him.

[XTheAntiheroX]

Gesticulate wildly at him?

That word just doesnt sound right

[XTheAntiheroX]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is to... dress him up like a young boy and raise Michael Jackson from the dead.

[Cuteeyes]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is....

....call his mother and say her he is killing me so he wont attack me and i kill him :)

[smoae]

Come on guys 100 replies :)

[Militaryman]

The best way to beat the Galactic Overlord is to... make some... fruit salad! Yummy yummy!

[Varking]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is to make him farm for another level 10 pink. I've been trying it every day and it just won't ever drop!

[Bludd]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is Chuck Norris.

[thundergrb77]

call droid and tell him to come over here and take his ryylox lightning blaster away. Cuz droid is boss!!!!!

[Corpser]

Tell him to play dead XD

[starjaya]

keep runing,until he tired,because he FAT.teheee:):);0

[namehere]

stun him and do the potty dance that will knock him out then get your mega elmo blaster use the attack: elmo knows where u live

[namehere]

or start singing baby and then STOP DROP AND ROLL cuz u will set him on fire

[TheLaw]

The Best Way to kill the Galactic Overlord is... to take some popcorn out and watch your team fight him while lying head-down on your widescreen TV.

[smoae]

Bump......

[Lesrider]

Edited mine, first page.

[smoae]

I'm gonna keep this thread up until all the contests are over so keep replying!

[Kingofhurtz]

Thinking.....

[Ersana]

Put on your ruby slippers tap the heels 3 times saying there's no place like home like a blubbering baby. That should work if it doesn't buh bye.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

THE BEST way to kill overlord is to give him some tea and make him spill it in his alien suit so everyone thinks he was dancing in the shower while the water is on

[Bigsleazy]

THE BEST way to kill overlord is to give him some tea and make him spill it in his alien suit so everyone thinks he was dancing in the shower while the water is on

That almost makes sense.

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

The best way to defeat the Galactic Overlord is.... kick him in the private spot. (1 hit k0 right there)

[Demonicdevyn]

The best way to kill the galatic overloard is tell him the mynas gen are back.

self explanatory :D

or
tell overlord royce is mad enough to rush him

[Jespo]

the best way to defeat the galactic overlord is...to have Royce in your group. (royce knows all)

[Demonicdevyn]

the best way to defeat the galactic overlord is...to have Royce in your group. (royce knows all)

Even royce would be scared of the mynas gen

[smoae]

The best way to kill the galatic overloard is tell him the mynas gen are back.

self explanatory :D

or
tell overlord royce is mad enough to rush him
Choose one or the other please :)

[Ersana]

Buy him an iPod touch download PL and Buy Ao3 give him the iPod he will be so Addicted to PL he'll kill himself in the game and won't realize it after that take the iPod back and run away

[Demonicdevyn]

Buy him an iPod touch download PL and Buy Ao3 give him the iPod he will be so Addicted to PL he'll kill himself in the game and won't realize it after that take the iPod back and run away

tht was sad

[TheLaw]

Buy him an iPod touch download PL and Buy Ao3 give him the iPod he will be so Addicted to PL he'll kill himself in the game and won't realize it after that take the iPod back and run away

Errr.... makes no sense, he IS already on PL..

[ZedMaster]

...tell him there's a girlactic overlord and she likes him, after once galactic overlord runs for the girl, stick out your leg and trip him.

[Demonicdevyn]

contest is over zed I won

[THEHOGY]

Is to take of his freaking fishbowl that he calls a helm so he cant breath...teehee

[Otukura]

...while intoxicated, run up, breaking a hole in his helmet with your shadow hax, dump the rest of your vodka into it, seal it up with the roll of duct tape you always carry with you, then wait and watch while he staggers around blinding, bumping into the lore keepers, who then get p/o'd at him, weaken him so he has around 20 hp and no mana shield, then you proceed to run in, and finish him with your lazer wand that you changed in the middle of combat.



Run on sentence, FTW?

[ooommmggg]

the best way is:
call in CIA agents!