Hey hey lets make a story!!

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

RULES 1. once u posted u must wait until someone eles posts 2. only 1 scentence each post OK LETS START!!!!!

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

Somehwere in the world of......

[KingFu]

Already a thread like this.....

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

I know but its fun

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

OK LETS START AGAIN Somewhere in the world of

[Cuteeyes]

Pocket legends,was a little girl with the name Cuteeyes ...

[Arterra]

And she loved to play with sentient fire. But...

[icantgetkills]

One day she got burnt so she..

[Arterra]

Decided to find nevermelt ice in the west pole...

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

but there were reports of fat yetis in the west pole so she decided to kill herself using an icecream cone

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

When she was just about to kill herself with the icecream cone she found out it was ALIVE.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

and it chopped her head off!!!

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Then the icecream cone revived her.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

but it didnt revive her because a killer wasp came and stabbed her on the chest

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

But then.. Cuteeyes the fat ugly little girl nd her icecream cone found out the wasps sting teleports them to the world of Alterra.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

whille teleporting the girl turned into a annoying orange and the ice cream turned into fred!!!!!

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

The annoying orange shedded, and turned into a majestical unicorn.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

with its mighty powers it got pregnet and turned into snorlax

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Snorlax entered the Alterra PvP tournament.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

it was thelonearcher vs snorlax

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Snorlax used his special attack.. "sit" and thelonearcher sufficated and got 1 hit k0'd.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

it was super effective and a critical hit!

[Kossi]

lonearcher decides to respec and buys 5 platinum!

[[Lt] Shiny]

then, all of a sudden, Lone revived (somehow) and just his SUPER-AWESOME-ATTACK on his Mega Blaster 2 disintegrate the retarded pokemon...

[Kossi]

sorlax's homies beat up lonearcher with spiked clubs

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

But then..lone's chicken leg friend's starts teaming up on snorlax.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

but snorlax used rest and sleeped for 24 hours and he restored to full health and woke up and used hyper beam

[[Lt] Shiny]

and Lone gets revived again and uses Blast Shot; BOOM, them "homies" and the retarded pokemon all died.

[Kossi]

cops arrive on scene and find 1000 homies dead and see lonearcher with a bow...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

But, that's when they find out the homies are not dead..Snorlax absorbed all the attacks with his belly!

[[Lt] Shiny]

and they whip out their Barret 50 K's and start blind-shooting at Lone...

[cyprux]

but then dark magician came and killed them all and uses a spell so theyll never come back to life

[Kossi]

chuck norris comes and tells dark magician to die

[[Lt] Shiny]

but thats when everyone finds out that the magician is a fake!!! (and that all his spells are paper throw at ppl)

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

so dark magicain turned himself into the real one from yu-gi-oh and decided to team up with snorlax

[cyprux]

chuck norris was shot in the head by arnold s.

[[Lt] Shiny]

arnold s. was shot in the head by the newly revived chuck norris

[Kossi]

bruce lee takes bullet out of head, and throws it at arnold, killing him instantly

[[Lt] Shiny]

then robo cop comes and wipes out the world!!!

[cyprux]

then a timekeeper brought them to the future when everyones dead

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Justin Bieber gives all of them the bieber fever and they all die.

[cyprux]

he killed robocop and commited suicide and no one is left

[[Lt] Shiny]

then it became, STAR WARS!!!

[cyprux]

they lived in space but a blackhole brought them in a different dimension

[[Lt] Shiny]

then GOD made it opposite day...

[cyprux]

a day later, space was invaded by zombies.

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Snorlax throws cheese at the Star Wars characters and they all died.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

so dark magicain and snorlax broked up and started killing eachother cause of oppisite day

[[Lt] Shiny]

then a Special Alterrian attack-strike team came and wiped out the infection and everyone else, then they all stepped on a big land mine and died

[Kossi]

god comes and kills lt shiny, cus hes makin it too hard to continue the story XD

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

but it was opppisite day so the people came back to life

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Snorlax wins the fight, and decides to be a break dancer.

[[Lt] Shiny]

then THE REAL GOD revives Lt Shiny cuz hes his SON and crumples Kossi, despite his high-level and blows the ashes into space

[cyprux]

then all of a sudden out of nowhere a poisonous gas killed every living thing and no one ever came back to life and the world died

[Kossi]

lt shiny realizes his real father is darth vader...

[[Lt] Shiny]

but then GOD make up a whole new world and everyone lived happily ever....

[cyprux]

and they made shiny and kossi king an queen

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

but it was still oppsite day and nothing and nothing can change that day so they came back to life

[[Lt] Shiny]

but then a giant sock comes out of somewhere-that-we-dont-no-of and crushes everyone, even GOD couldnt stop it...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

The people in the realm overthrows them and makes Jake the almighty supreme ruler of the galaxy.

[cyprux]

its been so many days after the opposite day now its the present day, when the king and queen had a baby

[[Lt] Shiny]

then Micheal Jackson rapes Shiny in the *** and then Shiny dies of disgusting-ness, after Shiny gets revived and RAPES micheal until he surrenders

[[Lt] Shiny]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (sorry, had to break rule)

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

(story has gotten confusing lol)

[Kossi]

^should we restart? :/?

[[Lt] Shiny]

then jjjjaaaakkkke leaves forever cuz of his confusion and so the story begins again

[[Lt] Shiny]

yea... On day, Lt. Shiny was out walking in some random Alterrian park, then...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

he gets sniped by the smexy dual bear Jake.

[[Lt] Shiny]

(LOL!) but then Jake gets run over by a mosquito and dies...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

But, he didn't die at the last split second he switches to his tank gear, and teleports away.

[[Lt] Shiny]

but then the mosquito comes back, stops the teleportation and runs over Jake again; he dies, for real

[Kossi]

teleport is delayed to air conditions...

[[Lt] Shiny]

Once again, the mosquito runs over Jake and he actually dies...

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

and he meets the ultiamate pokemon mewthree

[[Lt] Shiny]

in Hell cuz he died, then the pokemon does something totally unexpected; he turns around and MOONS Jake...Jake is embarrassed

[Arterra]

and he teleports out of hell

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

There jake trained hard from the ultimate pokemon mewthree for 5 years and he comes back to fight his rival "the mosquito." (Jake's back from hell)

[[Lt] Shiny]

then the mosquito teleports him back in...

[Arterra]

the mosquito uses annoying wine. its super effective!

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

which was an odinary killer mosquito

[[Lt] Shiny]

then Arterra comes with his Gurgox (think i spelled wrong) Hammar and whacks the **** out of everyone

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Jake kicks Arterra in the private spot.. 1 hit k0.

[Arterra]

but then Arterra SMASH

[[Lt] Shiny]

Mosquito uses Revive potion, then runs Jake over again, for the forth time...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Jake SMASHES his little toy hammer.

[[Lt] Shiny]

Then Alterra takes out MAN-HAMMAR and RAGE-SMASHES Jake...then mosquito runs Jake over again...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

The mosquito mates with another mosquito and turns into a flower.

[[Lt] Shiny]

then one of the flower's pedal blows away in the wind towards Jake...running him over...Jake dies

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Chuck Norris tells the flower pedal to gtfo.

[[Lt] Shiny]

then all the flower's pedals swarm Chuck and run him over too...he falls and dies beside Jake's body (a not-so hero's death XP)

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Chuck Norris' last words were... sucker... the pedals gets trapped and dies.

[[Lt] Shiny]

but then every mosquito in the world finds a mate and they turn into flowers that commands their pedals to transform into a MEGA-HUGE pedal, then the pedal falls and crushes Chuck; his last words were: i wished that i had mated with my mom to become my own father!!!!

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Snorlax saves Jake and Chuck, and eats all of the pedals.

[[Lt] Shiny]

but the pokemon gains diabetes cuz of how big the pedal was and dies, after it falls, people discover that the pokemon has fallen on Jake and Chuck; crushing them both...they all die after GOD makes a come-back and explodes the world...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Right before they were about to die.. Lt Shiny the most ugliest bird in Alterra stares at Jake and Chuck, they were so horrified they forgot about the pain, and ran away.

[[Lt] Shiny]

straight into a pole, the pole explodes and they both die...then Shiny laughes so hard that his faces regains beauty

[Phoenixking]

And suddenly a gaint worm eats the bodies and grants phoenixking a wish phoenixking wishes to revive chuck and tells him to revive snorlax as a zombie!

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Chuck kills phoenixking with cheese crackers.

[[Lt] Shiny]

(yey, a new author) then Chuck turns and betrays phoenixking, then he eats the pokemon and revives Shiny...THE END.

--LOL, jk, jk

[Phoenixking]

The rocket implodes in space along with the univeres they went to hell!

[namehere]

the rock turned out to be SPONGEBOB and ate jake

[[Lt] Shiny]

and shiny teleports himself, and ONLY himself out; then he lays a permenant portal-blockade and traps everyone else inside HELL...

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Jake becomes the all-mighty supreme ruler of hell....

[Phoenixking]

Until phoenixking the heroic ugly duckling becomes a eagle who broke the barricade and killed both jake and silver transforms snorlax back to cuteeyes

[[Lt] Shiny]

but then they all realize that they're in the second layer of Hell and then Shiny built another trap for them...

[Phoenixking]

Then i piss on silver on his eye like a g6 and shank his eyeball of

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Justin Bieber comes, and uses supreme ultra mega high pitched hell scream to break the barrier, and kill shiny.

[[Lt] Shiny]

then i pop phoenixking's bottle and dumbs the contents on his head...

[Phoenixking]

Then naruto comes and we phoenixking is really 3 ppl with different names the 3 ppl join and become ultra peepee naruto and ultra peepee attack jake!

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

(Going in-game)
~Jake out~

[[Lt] Shiny]

the Shiny, the supreme-ruler of all, commands all Alterrian Armies to gang up and gang-rape phoenixking and Jake; then run them over...

[Phoenixking]

Jake to other alterra he going in game so the raped phoenixking revives all who died in the story and creates world war 3 with alterrians and the new country dpd

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

we are gonna pause the story ....
sorry i will tell u when we can start it again

[Phoenixking]

Y huh but it was getting fun dang it

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

we will continue on in 2 hours

[Phoenixking]

Im going to sleep maube tomorow its 9 were im at so peace

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

Ok lets continue with the story!!!!!!

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

in the year ww3 that phoenixking created. mew3 and snoxlax were having a great tea party when suddenly

[Cuteeyes]

But then.. Cuteeyes the fat ugly little girl nd her icecream cone found out the wasps sting teleports them to the world of Alterra.

..... u dont know me how could u say this?!

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

Lol sorry i know u i just wanted it to be shorter the story

[Phoenixking]

While i was bombing shiny mew three was really mew four! So i i bomb ther party

[icantgetkills]

Then mew three ran away because mew four was just so much more cooler

[Phoenixking]

Mew three discovered his brother was shiny so he kills himself to give shiny a mew boost but phoenixking gained a little of that power

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

but, even Phoenix couldn't control that power because he was a noob.

[Phoenixking]

So i lend it to jake to make him kill shiny and we both obtain the whole mew power we share it to kill mew 4

[Arterra]

...i close the fairy tale book before my children become satanists. I take out a nice book about puppies and pies instead...

[Phoenixking]

And so on i dont get u arterra

[Arterra]

and so i attempt to end all this weird mew business and open a story about puppies and pies.

[Phoenixking]

So those pupies eat pies but that pie is really shiny in disguise the three pupies become a ciberus and destroy the whole planet while phoenixking survives!

[icantgetkills]

But phenoix king ends up having aids and dies 3 minute later
Then some how everyone is back alive except Phenix king then me and alterra continue to play PL

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

SO THEN god came along and gave phoenixking 1 last chance to come alive

[juhnken773]

God was joking, the end

[Phoenixking]

Phoenixking comes back and discovers the cure to aids and we all live happily ever after with pies puppies pokemon pl pl characters and the univeres
THE END

[Phoenixking]

Lets make a new story

[lce]

Once upon a time the Droid told his wife to get back in the kitchen....

[Arterra]

and he hacks her to death and shiny pops from the fridge and phoenix SMASH and mewsixhundred breaks open the back door and we all have a sweet rave party while playing Dungeon defender!!!

[juhnken773]

And. . . . The end

[Phoenixking]

The end of mew is wat u say then droid and arterra become friends and droid becomes a warrior arterra and droid marry each other and the phoenixking hurts arterra to get her in the hospital and tells droid its a mistake i am form the future

[Kossi]

and the old man begins to put the book back on the shelf when he has a massive heart attack.

[Arterra]

i put up a few deadly missile towers at max upgrade level ALL OVER MY FORTRESS and retake my hill. opps wrong thread.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

he eventually died becAUSE OF THE HEART ATTTACK .Suddenly Captain falcon

[Phoenixking]

Captain falcon flies and found the old man who died and used his body as a missele

[Quotespapa]

and crashed into Lady Gaga who was on tour nearby

[Phoenixking]

Lady gaga acted all freaky and told everybody they sent her to rehab later she acted freaky with the people in rehab

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

So what I'm guna do now is freak the freak out.

[Phoenixking]

So jake pulls it off and exoplodes lady gagas face with to much freaky the impossible was possible

[Fatpigwarrior]

but then a hobo comes out of no where and destroys lady gaga after that a teletubbie decides to do have some of the icecream cone that person killed themselve with earleir then they said ooohh soooooo yummmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juhnken773]

And then it happened. The End.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

but was it it was NOT so captain falcon continued with his journey

[Arterra]

I call in ganondorf and make this a real smash brawl tournament. With TIERS.

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

THO it was a team battle captain falcon and ganondorf vs luigi and mario

[Arterra]

but mario turns out to be luigi in disguise! and luigi... well, was luigi. there can be two luigi i guess.
ooo a smash ball!!!!

[Phoenixking]

Phoenixking is the ref and wants falcon to win sohe cheats by killing luigi secretly which teleports everybody in the past wen it all begin cuteyes became snorlax is were we r at again!

[[Lt] Shiny]

..... u dont know me how could u say this?!

hahaha, its ok man

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

LOL! I actually do "know" him.

[Phoenixking]

The stroy became an argument with LOLLOLLOLLOL

[Arterra]

anyway... mew42 makes you all have no meaning. means... nothing. the story can now take any direction

trees

[icantgetkills]

Ninja squirrels jump out of the tree and go kill apple for being so slow on releasing 1.5!

[juhnken773]

And then it happened. The end

[icantgetkills]

Of chapter 1!!! In chapter 2 it begins in a green meadow full of purple koalas hanging of palm trees

[smoae]

Then yellow koalas come and they're all like, "get the f*** off our palm trees"

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

The coconuts on the palm trees explode.

[Phoenixking]

A koala felled and cried all the koalas cried and a giant koala came and said stop crying ur embarresing me!

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

because of the crying the giant koala got his machine gun and said oh shut the hell up

[Phoenixking]

The giant koala explodes

[Cuteeyes]

and cuteeyes comes to help him and...

[Conradin]

then comes Conradin and fxes the koala back together with super glue and then............

[Phoenixking]

He explodes then

[crysta!]

:O, yes, yes.

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

...then turtles rule the world, they destroy all that is left of humanity.

THE END

[Vaelma]

Just when the turtles thought they destroyed the world a cockroach popped his head out of....

[Phoenixking]

The poop a turtle left and he...

[Thelonearcher]

Got ate by gurgox then gurgox...

[noobmigo]

peed on him and threw him at lady gaga who turned him into her newest costume and then...........

[Thelonearcher]

Lady gaga turned into a pink hulk and soiled herself then...

[Phoenixking]

Lady gaga extincted the turtles with her weirdness years later she had a baby with gorgux and thats how the bear race in arterra began

[Thelonearcher]

Except these bears had one eye
and were purple and had no arms an were 1 inch tall then something rumbled..

[Phoenixking]

Jake farted

[Thelonearcher]

And HE blew up and it smelt so bad... Like he always does THEN the real rumbbling was justg fighting chuck norris!

[Zeus]

And justg pulled out the ban hammer on chuck norris and actually banned Chuck Norris, but chuck norris can never really die, so he was revived, then....

[Thelonearcher]

Chuck Norris through justg in a blender and createD noob soup c(; then...

[Phoenixking]

the world explode cause lone clotted the draineg pipes everybody escaped and went to a new world and suddenly
][_,([])][_,

[Thelonearcher]

Phoenixking blew up cause lone shot him in the head then....

[Zeus]

Lone was still there and started spawn killing everybody with his epic combo, then....

[SuicideKings]

suicidekings joined in and gave lone a cookie but,

[Zeus]

The cookie was filled with truth serum and made lone spill out his deepest secrets about all his combos.... then!

[Thelonearcher]

I still was the best and merked suicide kings with iamlone 10-0 again

[cuard]

but i came in killed lone and was marked the best

[Zeus]

But then rangepwnsmeel came and and killed you while in cooldown, you lagged out so you couldn't respawn... then!

[cuard]

Lone revied and killed u HA

[[Lt] Shiny]

then Shiny comes and wipes out all u guys from the face of the earth; sending havoc and destruction with MY mighty combos from all of my 6 characters!

[Zeus]

But how can a bear revive? So your story never happened! So then... What happened?

[Phoenixking]

Nothing phoenixkimg reviced and kill lone with his awsome one hit combo punch cause he is lvl 1 im lvl infinty

[cuard]

:mad:new story king threw us off... little brat?

[Phoenixking]

How could i throw u off well it is u ][_,([])][_,

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Jake gives every one the Bieber fever and all of humainity dies. (He is once again the all-mighty supreme smexy Lord of the world.)
THE END

[Phoenixking]

Im smexy too so i kill jake and im ruler the end

[cuard]

bla thats the most load of bull i heard all day :)

[Phoenixking]

There insulting u jake

[[Lt] Shiny]

Again, while you peeps are arguing in your little corner, Shiny steps in a releases the Hell Hounds on all of Humanity; killing every living thing in their sights... BOOM!!! (did i mention that they're INDESTRUCTIBLE HELL HOUNDS??? XD)

[cuard]

no i didnt "mention" that so i knifed them all:)

[[Lt] Shiny]

LOL, you mean that I didn't mention. P.S Nice!!! Knifing FTW!!!

[Phoenixking]

So i tame them and use them as knight dogs and atack the crazy shiny with my knight dogs of breathing fire and after we pulverize shiny i train them tricks for a dog contest i win earn money and save it to revive every good person and later i become the wealthiest men

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

(Thats a run-on sentence...)

[Phoenixking]

ok mister perfcet paws idk wat i ust said lmao fyi

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

<3 Prolly one of the only threads that made me laugh.
This deserves a necro-post.

[ninjaduck]

and then cinco came and exterminated everyone with the help of FLIP (who is on drugs btw with 1024 dmg)...