This isn't eHarmony.

[Punktate]

And if I see one more player looking for a cute "boyfriend" or " girlfriend," I'm going to explode.

[KingFu]

B> girlfriend 100K

[Haikus]

B> girlfriend 100K

Hahahaaha.

[Sanatorium]

B> girlfriend 100K
Hahahaha, that's too funny.
No, but yeah it's getting annoying especially in Forest Haven... when I go all I see is people saying "Selling my body for ..." ect, or "Selling this girl here for ..."
It's been getting annoying.

[Mathuyama]

i find that funny

[Punktate]

It was funny at first, then it became clear that nearly every new player feels the need to prostitute themselves.

[ProSophist]

This is an mmorpg, get used to it.
Just thank God that you can't "customize" your looks as much as you can with WoW. It's a lot worse.

[TwinkTastical]

You just gave me an idea....get into the pimping business...im kidding.

[BolloBear]

B> bawdy girlfriend 100K


Me too!...

[Pharcyde]

You just gave me an idea....get into the pimping business...im kidding.

rofl runescape has pimps! I had a guy tell me in runescape once that hes got some girls looking for fun to pay him 5k and he would hook me up..

Dear god in WoW, its impossible to go 5 minutes without seeing a naked elf... Just eww omg...


This is an mmorpg, get used to it.
Just thank God that you can't "customize" your looks as much as you can with WoW. It's a lot worse.

[Pharcyde]

Shawty she got that thing, I love it how you move it like dat. Girl lettin u kno dat I want you, baby wanna spend it all on ya. I want ya body, I want ya body, want want ya body, I need ya body, I want ya body, I want ya body, want want ya body, I need ya body want

Kafani baby throwin stacks on chicks, got me feelin so good, throwing racks on chicks. Yea stones in your ear, all your partners hate. Five years no man thirsty broads still wait. Need ya body, ride my bacardi, passenger seat red mazaroti. Likes so good now, took you out the hood now, 4.6 range rover grip the wood now. You got a thug now, rough sexy and hugs now. Pop bottles all night at the club now. Take you back home, then we hit the sheets, no cold but baby girl still a freak.

Want ya body, Need ya body and lil mama got me off your body. You so Flyyy, look so bad, then how you got me trickn off like dat. You ain't never seen a swag like this, pop bottles in the club, pop tags like dis ay, I'm in the back with a VIP. Pretty young thang, yea pyt. She go, get low, pose for a picture girl on the stripper pole. She good, she right, stay in the kittykat, yes all night.

^^^ Welcome to Forest Haven!

[Zeus]

This is hilarious, I once had a person (not going to say gender because who really knows), comment on my purple void armor in forest haven and how I looked so strong and hot in purple armor. I'm like um ok? I'm a purple gun wielding bird, that's not how I look like in real life...

Or DO I?
It would explain why the bankers hide behind their desk when I walk in to cash a check.

[Militaryman]

someone asked me why my "harpoon" was glowing...

[bladesword]

Wasnt that such a noob thing in ao2 times?

[Estraz]

Can't believe people are already starting to sell bodies in this game.

[baikalwin]

Pplz are serious when the mean "selling them selfs" I had a player trying to get my phone number so she could send pics.....

[Pharcyde]

Once we get to the PC its going to get a million times worse.

[baikalwin]

Ughhhh can't stand this.......10 bucks says it like little 8 yr olds trying to be cool

[Pharcyde]

It already is. I saw some person talking about "Yeah I'm eating blunts..."

obviously a little kid that thinks hes cool for saying a word he doesn't even know. I sooo wanted to tell him to pop me a lucy just to screw with him.

[baikalwin]

Haha,.......little pfy's......

[Pharcyde]

They should make little kids charecters smaller then the normal characters! That way I can spot them out and ignore/boot right away!

[baikalwin]

Lol,yea you can usually tellem apart from others.they are lvl 4-20

[Pharcyde]

Not always true. Played with a lvl 50 who was 7 years old today.

[baikalwin]

Was he Normal?

[Militaryman]

Someone told me that red (rageborn plate) made me look like a Jordan... Go look it up on urbandictionary

[SgtOVERKILL]

Omg thank you I've been telling Ppl that whenever they say lookin for a gf or bf! It's a game what r u gonna do use an emoticon to get It on, grow up

[Ladylove]

"Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Uh, no."
"Why?"
"Cause it's weird."
"You suck."

[TwinkTastical]

But, its ok to look for an UGLY boyfriend or girlfriend.

[Zeus]

But, its ok to look for an UGLY boyfriend or girlfriend.

I wouldn't say anybody is ugly per say... Even if they are there is always cosmetic surgery, but it's not so much being ugly that hurts a person, it's the other people ripping their confidence apart that makes them go crazy and want to kill themselves and whatnot.

[TwinkTastical]

I wouldn't say anybody is ugly per say... Even if they are there is always cosmetic surgery, but it's not so much being ugly that hurts a person, it's the other people ripping their confidence apart that makes them go crazy and want to kill themselves and whatnot.

She'll have you suicidal when she say its ovaaaaa....

[Militaryman]

Some guy: hey militaryman
Me: hey
Some guy: what gender are you?
Me: male...
Some guy: are you gay?
Me: no....
Some guy: **** you mother ******! Why can't you ******* please me you ******!

[Ladylove]

Some guy: hey militaryman
Me: hey
Some guy: what gender are you?
Me: male...
Some guy: are you gay?
Me: no....
Some guy: **** you mother ******! Why can't you ******* please me you ******!

Woooooooow

[Firepants]

Lmao. That is funny. But yes, I see this too. It's kinda crazy. You would think they would at least be a bit more descreet

[Militaryman]

Woooooooow

thats generally how it is. If not, it's like,
Some guy: sup seksy (with that spelling)
Me: hey... Dude... I guess...
Some guy: wanna cyber!?
Me: if you mean like get totems or shards, sure
Some guy: no, the other way
Me: no thx I'll pass...
Some guy: why not!? You suck! **** u!