View Full Version : What is Victoria's Actual Secret?
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-04-2011, 09:43 PM
Well, it turns out from research just now, I found out that the "big" secret is that the company is made by men, all men. Lmao
I always wondered why they would display all those models out there! They probably didn't even care about the advertising but just wanted to see them! :0
On the side note, I saw a little 10 year old boy crying and being dragged into Victoria's Secret at the mall the other day. It was hilarious. I literally almost started to drop my pretzel and lmao. He was like squatting and pulling his mother backwards because he didn't want to go and threw a huge fit when his mom finally threw him over his back and dragged him kicking and screaming into the store.
Arterra
01-04-2011, 10:23 PM
she's a dude
Arterra
01-04-2011, 10:24 PM
I literally almost started to drop my pretzel and lmao.
DROP KOSSI'S PRETZEL NOW. TURN AROUND. WALK AWAY.
/caps
Firepants
01-04-2011, 10:27 PM
I was just in the other day, and my friend and I couldn't help laughing at the faces of the guys in there. It's like they are so afraid to smile... Lol... Like we don't know what they are thinking anyway! So if your male and happen to find yourself in there, just start giggling like a little girl.... :) That's what u really want to do, isn't it?
Cormz
01-04-2011, 10:30 PM
honestly? yes (:
jjjjaaaakkkke
01-04-2011, 10:32 PM
lols cause if you smile all the women in the store are going to give you "the look."
Cormz
01-04-2011, 10:33 PM
oh well, let them
jjjjaaaakkkke
01-04-2011, 10:38 PM
It's just that it's so akward.
Firepants
01-04-2011, 10:43 PM
I won't give you the look lol. ILl giggle with you, then ask u which one looks best.
Then they also give you the look they that says "OMG look at this guy, what is he doing at a women store! What a ------!" They don't care to realize the actual logical story behind why they are there. I said this once and I will say it again, women LOVE drama :).
Firepants
01-04-2011, 10:52 PM
Then they also give you the look they that says "OMG look at this guy, what is he doing at a women store! What a ------!" They don't care to realize the actual logical story behind why they are there. I said this once and I will say it again, women LOVE drama :).
Bahahahaaa not ALL women range.
Bahahahaaa not ALL women range.
Most :), You know deep down it is true. High School Relationships are proof of this :).
Firepants
01-04-2011, 10:57 PM
Most :), You know deep down it is true. High School Relationships are proof of this :).
Lol I never had a problem in high school. I know others girls sure did though. I always felt that there were way too many hot guys to even want to bother with drama.
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:21 PM
I always wondered why they would display all those models out there! They probably didn't even care about the advertising but just wanted to see them! :0
On the side note, I saw a little 10 year old boy crying and being dragged into Victoria's Secret at the mall the other day. It was hilarious. I literally almost started to drop my pretzel and lmao. He was like squatting and pulling his mother backwards because he didn't want to go and threw a huge fit when his mom finally threw him over his back and dragged him kicking and screaming into the store.
You got a pretzel!
You got a pretzel!
Ya! I wasn't even eating RAMEN! You must be so proud of me, although if they had a Ramen store there, well... Goodbye Pretzel store, HELLO RAMEN!
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:23 PM
Most :), You know deep down it is true. High School Relationships are proof of this :).
I'd like to point out that I dated a guy that was wayyy more dramatic than me... He got the boot. Had to shake him off it though.
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:24 PM
Ya! I wasn't even eating RAMEN! You must be so proud of me, although if they had a Ramen store there, well... Goodbye Pretzel store, HELLO RAMEN!
You know... you can always have pretzels AND Ramen...
I'd like to point out that I dated a guy that was wayyy more dramatic than me... He got the boot. Had to shake him off it though.
Which guy are you talking about here?
jjjjaaaakkkke
01-04-2011, 11:25 PM
lol...I'm a very dramatic person when I'm forced to dance.
lol...I'm a very dramatic person when I'm forced to dance.
Nuh AW! I bet I can do the Jerk better then you can. Is that even cool anymore? That song and dance was soooooo annoying.
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:27 PM
Nuh AW! I bet I can do the Jerk better then you can. Is that even cool anymore? That song and dance was soooooo annoying.
Sounds wrong to me...
You dirty brooke you! Everybody always misinterprets everything I say!
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:28 PM
Which guy are you talking about here?
A guy named Sam... so bad... HE needed MY shoulder to cry on... ALL THE TIME
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:29 PM
You dirty brooke you! Everybody always misinterprets everything I say!
Are you sure I misinterpreted that? :)
A guy named Sam... so bad... HE needed MY shoulder to cry on... ALL THE TIME
Lol, so I take it you had the big broad shoulders to rely on in that relationship?
EDIT: Well I'm sure David will let you cry on his shoulders any time :)
jjjjaaaakkkke
01-04-2011, 11:30 PM
We have 2 classes to choose from P.E. or dancing. I chose dancing just to be funny and stuff...I was guna switch in like a day or 2. But, the guidance counselor didn't lemme switch......................
Are you sure I misinterpreted that? :)
Actually the thought never occurred to me until after you pointed it out to me. I think Balonia's touch is finally receding from me.
youngwizzy
01-04-2011, 11:31 PM
Lol, so I take it you had the big broad shoulders to rely on in that relationship?
EDIT: Well I'm sure David will let you cry on his shoulders any time :)
Hahahah Lmao
jjjjaaaakkkke
01-04-2011, 11:33 PM
It's funny how the topic changed from Victoria's secret to this...
SgtOVERKILL
01-04-2011, 11:34 PM
All I hear is about kossi' pretzels how did that come about cuz idk and I'm his friend XD
It's funny how the topic changed from Victoria's secret to this...
If you have noticed :) and check the last post, topics are rarely what they started out to be, it is almost impossible to do that when you allow people to post their thoughts on a thread... It is bound to lead to an interesting conversation.
All I hear is about kossi' pretzels how did that come about cuz idk and I'm his friend XD
Who said it was Kossi's pretzels? I still haven't got any of his that I ordered :(. I think he scammed me and ran off with his gold :p.
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:37 PM
Lol, so I take it you had the big broad shoulders to rely on in that relationship?
EDIT: Well I'm sure David will let you cry on his shoulders any time :)
Yes...
Haha yeah, I'm sure he would... unless I have to compete with Katy Perry
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:38 PM
If you have noticed :) and check the last post, topics are rarely what they started out to be, it is almost impossible to do that when you allow people to post their thoughts on a thread... It is bound to lead to an interesting conversation.
I feel like you and I always manage to completely turn the conversation to something way off topic... like Ramen noodles
Yes...
Haha yeah, I'm sure he would... unless I have to compete with Katy Perry
You don't have to worry about that, He told me in private he would take you over Katy Perry! GASP!
I feel like you and I always manage to completely turn the conversation to something way off topic... like Ramen noodles
Well... This is in an off topic discussion, anything is allowed!
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:39 PM
You don't have to worry about that, He told me in private he would take you over Katy Perry! GASP!
AWW haha you can't help but love that guy
AWW haha you can't help but love that guy
I swear he will be a comedian some day, he just has the vibe where people like to be around him and laugh.
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:42 PM
I swear he will be a comedian some day, he just has the vibe where people like to be around him and laugh.
Mhm. Hope he reads this lol. Oh btw, clear your inbox
Mhm. Hope he reads this lol. Oh btw, clear your inbox
Cleared :). I love PM's. It's like opening a little present every time!
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:46 PM
Cleared :). I love PM's. It's like opening a little present every time!
Lol you're a dork
Lol you're a dork
Lol I love texting for that exact same reason :).
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:48 PM
Lol I love texting for that exact same reason :).
Way to enjoy the little things in life. What if someone texted you and was like "I HATE YOU!" Is it still a little present?
Way to enjoy the little things in life. What if someone texted you and was like "I HATE YOU!" Is it still a little present?
Yes, it's one of those stinker presents you get though, in which you think that big box is your gift that you really wanted but it was really just a box of empty cardboard with an itty bitty keychain inside.
Ladylove
01-04-2011, 11:53 PM
Yes, it's one of those stinker presents you get though, in which you think that big box is your gift that you really wanted but it was really just a box of empty cardboard with an itty bitty keychain inside.
Or a lump of coal in your stocking.
Firepants
01-04-2011, 11:54 PM
I'd like to point out that I dated a guy that was wayyy more dramatic than me... He got the boot. Had to shake him off it though.
Lmao lady! I've had one too. He was so dramatic and needy. Drove me nuts.
Or a lump of coal in your stocking.
One of my friend's actually got coal for christmas. He did what I would have done and sold the lot on Ebay, got a nice chunk of cash out of it :).
Lmao lady! I've had one too. He was so dramatic and needy. Drove me nuts.
Those people are nice to have as a friend, but not as anything more :). I personally like to balance it out myself.
Firepants
01-04-2011, 11:57 PM
Actually the thought never occurred to me until after you pointed it out to me. I think Balonia's touch is finally receding from me.
Oh range.... Way sad to hear this.
Oh range.... Way sad to hear this.
Ya well since Balonia is banned there is nobody to pollute my mind :). Although I missed that polluting.
Ladylove
01-05-2011, 12:01 AM
Ya well since Balonia is banned there is nobody to pollute my mind :). Although I missed that polluting.
May I be a substitute?
Firepants
01-05-2011, 12:01 AM
May I be a substitute?
no way lady!!!! I call dibs first... Lol
Ladylove
01-05-2011, 12:02 AM
Lmao lady! I've had one too. He was so dramatic and needy. Drove me nuts.
Omg I know... took forever to get rid of him.
Firepants
01-05-2011, 12:03 AM
In fact, lol let's see who range wants to substitute balonia with....
Edit: lady, pls know I'm jk.
In fact, lol let's see who range wants to substitute balonia with....
Edit: lady, pls know I'm jk.
I pick both y'all! It is a contest! The first person who manages to corrupt my mind wins!
Firepants
01-05-2011, 12:07 AM
I pick both y'all! It is a contest! The first person who manages to corrupt my mind wins!
I guess I won. Cuz I already did hardcore and I want you to publicly admitt it....:)
P.s Balonia was a legend in her own right. No one can take her place...she was suppa sexy.
Ladylove
01-05-2011, 12:09 AM
I pick both y'all! It is a contest! The first person who manages to corrupt my mind wins!
*whispers* boobies
*whispers* boobies
You have to try a lot harder then that. I mean as in innuendo, :). Straight out "talk" I'm impervious too, I learned to get over it while the immature people continue to laugh for like 15 minutes when your medical teacher talks about the female groin region. :). But trust me I can crack very good innuendo jokes, I just find it pointless to laugh at something when someone just said "the word". :) Well... that is actually hypocritical of me because I succumb to that as well numerous times.
Firepants
01-05-2011, 12:13 AM
Parth, don't pressure me.......lol, I swear.
Parth, don't pressure me.......lol, I swear.
Well... Whenever you are feeling the urge to crack an innuendo joke... Skype me it :).
Firepants
01-05-2011, 12:18 AM
Are u on?......cuz I got plenty: )
Ladylove
01-05-2011, 12:31 AM
You have to try a lot harder then that. I mean as in innuendo, :). Straight out "talk" I'm impervious too, I learned to get over it while the immature people continue to laugh for like 15 minutes when your medical teacher talks about the female groin region. :). But trust me I can crack very good innuendo jokes, I just find it pointless to laugh at something when someone just said "the word". :) Well... that is actually hypocritical of me because I succumb to that as well numerous times.
Bahahhahaha ik, ik. I just really wanted to say that :)
Are u on?......cuz I got plenty: )
Getting on right now!
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 12:51 AM
I Lol'd so hard when I read all of this! thanks guys for giving me a sore neck and a sore stomach from laughing too hard :).
I Lol'd so hard when I read all of this! thanks guys for giving me a sore neck and a sore stomach from laughing too hard :).
Well that's why I'd still stick around on PL forums if I ever quit PL, the community is just too funny :)
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 12:55 AM
Well that's why I'd still stick around on PL forums if I ever quit PL, the community is just too funny :)
Haha yeah, I'm glad I did
by the way, were u alone when you were going to drop your pretzel, but almost did?
Haha yeah, I'm glad I did
by the way, were u alone when you were going to drop your pretzel, but almost did?
No, I was with my ex.
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 12:57 AM
No, I was with my ex.
Was she laughing too? And did she notice you were about to burst with laughter?!?! If so tell me her expression lol
Was she laughing too? And did she notice you were about to burst with laughter?!?! If so tell me her expression lol
She was the one that actually started bursting out in laughter and everybody started to laugh/stare as well.
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 02:43 AM
She was the one that actually started bursting out in laughter and everybody started to laugh/stare as well.
lmao.
/10
BolloBear
01-05-2011, 10:47 AM
I just go outside any viccys and just slip my hand into my pant reaaaaaaaal sllooooowwwwwwwww....
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 12:25 PM
I just go outside any viccys and just slip my hand into my pant reaaaaaaaal sllooooowwwwwwwww....
O.o.......
StompArtist
01-05-2011, 12:49 PM
Victoria's real name is Victor.
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 02:15 PM
^ Lol, not according to MY research.
Arterra
01-05-2011, 02:30 PM
^ Lol, not according to MY research.
zing!
/char
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 02:42 PM
zing!
/char
I have officially been zinged.
TwinkTastical
01-05-2011, 03:10 PM
Victoria... Auctally has aids,thats her secret.
Arterra
01-05-2011, 03:19 PM
VICOTRIA's SECRET IS....
find out next episode, on offtopic humor 2011!
LIGHTNINGLORD67
01-05-2011, 04:59 PM
Hahahahaha
Erik_is_funny_lol
01-08-2011, 07:48 PM
LMAO! Now THIS is one of Lightning's threads that I actually enjoy ;)
jjjjaaaakkkke
01-08-2011, 08:01 PM
Every step we take we grow.