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Frohnatur
07-26-2014, 12:17 AM
Yes. You read right.

Shoes.

As the Winterfest Tree Vanity shows, Mages are perfectly capable of having shoes on their needlepins. I am so tired to walk around on my little blue sticks, called legs. It hurts. It looks ugly. It certainly has no traction. We mages are on a very disadvantage here. Why on earth do you, sts, let us endure this painful, rediculess shame?

Please give us some shoes! After you (obviously) heard my prayers and gave us vanities that dont show our pink butt and gave us some decency back on that front (and, err, back end), I cant understand, why you dont make the final effort and give us back dignity by letting us wearing shoes! Or at least let us have feet! Hobbit feet! I would pay for them! Plat! Gold! Quest! Whatever!

Pleasepleasepleaseplease stop make us the visual laughingstock of the arlor community. Maybe you could spare some time by putting on hold such absurd tasks like balancing out rogues OP in pvp or fixing that passive-dmg-stat-showing-up-on-display-problem.

Nobody needs to get fixed those boring things.

Instead you should take away five minutes of your 2 hour coffeebreak and give us back some decency we deserve as the most helpful and humble species in Arlor.

Thank you very much for listening.

Frohnatur


P.S.

Just in case you forgot how those "feet" look like, I have drawn a design study to show you how the concept of feet could look like:

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And I also designed an example what a shoe usually looks like for hard fighters like us:

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And now, c'mon, with all this help from me, it cant be that hard to help the mages out here, aint it?

Gensin
07-26-2014, 12:23 AM
I aprove of this!
My delicate feet cant take this no more!

Helicopter
07-26-2014, 12:35 AM
I want Nike. Nike is cool.

rokksteady
07-26-2014, 12:37 AM
99180
id like these in a size 12 please!!

Anarchist
07-26-2014, 12:42 AM
I think shoes will make smurfs even funnier. Just check the arlor tree shoes lol.

Frohnatur
07-26-2014, 12:45 AM
99180
id like these in a size 12 please!!


thats a start!

Gensin
07-26-2014, 12:48 AM
I think shoes will make smurfs even funnier. Just check the arlor tree shoes lol.

It looks fnnn cute tho.

pengetahuan
07-26-2014, 12:50 AM
agreed !!

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Dex Scene
07-26-2014, 12:51 AM
Lmao... Agreed

Anarchist
07-26-2014, 12:57 AM
99180
id like these in a size 12 please!!


I think shoes will make smurfs even funnier. Just check the arlor tree shoes lol.


Pffft idiot^^

Socrates
07-26-2014, 01:03 AM
not sure it's a troll thread or he is serious.

Ishtmeet
07-26-2014, 01:06 AM
Lmao

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Frohnatur
07-26-2014, 01:25 AM
not sure it's a troll thread or he is serious.

not a troll thread. I'm dead serious.

My feet look rediculous. --- wait. I don't have any. So even more dead serious. deadly seriously if you want.

Visiting
07-26-2014, 01:31 AM
You completely disregarded the need for socks...

Ennex
07-26-2014, 01:45 AM
how about make mages able to float on air?
so this wont hurt their delicate legs..

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Bullox
07-26-2014, 03:54 AM
+1 @ Frohnatur :)

alexdroog
07-26-2014, 04:50 AM
Lol
+ 1

coloneal
07-26-2014, 08:53 AM
99180
id like these in a size 12 please!!

#tictoeinmyjordannn

obee
07-26-2014, 09:19 AM
Omg lol, how bout some vans and some nike. Get some nike elite socks with it

Gess
07-26-2014, 11:37 AM
99180
id like these in a size 12 please!!

Baller

Frohnatur
07-26-2014, 12:22 PM
You completely disregarded the need for socks...Socks stink

Visiting
07-26-2014, 12:30 PM
Baller


Socks stink

Your implying that our feet our hurting because of the lack of shoes, but shoes without socks cause chaffing, so your getting rid of one problem but adding another. Socks are needed.

Fyrce
07-26-2014, 12:34 PM
Are you kidding me? Bare stump is the way to go! All natural all the time!

Energizeric
07-26-2014, 01:06 PM
we need shoe vanities!!

Frohnatur
07-26-2014, 02:43 PM
Are you kidding me? Bare stump is the way to go! All natural all the time!

Try walking on ur elbows. Now u know how that feels.

it hurts, especially in Nord on all that rocky ice. *yikes*

Legallyblonde
07-26-2014, 08:57 PM
No..No shoes... Smurfs are too adorable already as it is.

Frohnatur
07-26-2014, 11:52 PM
No..No shoes... Smurfs are too adorable already as it is.


So you prefer it like the situation in china, where they have this "cute" little feet, they think its adorable, but it hurts hurts hurts.

Zero Points here. bah!

Vixenne
07-27-2014, 05:56 AM
You, kind sir, made my day. :banana:

epicrrr
07-27-2014, 10:24 AM
99180
id like these in a size 12 please!!

haha sorcs are fun and cool! I had a good laugh to this.

and topic. :)

Shiro
07-27-2014, 10:40 AM
lol nice, this post made my day :)

Tuama Mdc
07-27-2014, 10:53 AM
ya need shoes :)

Sakurahb
07-27-2014, 10:55 AM
Omg hahahahahaha poor smurfs.. lolol

Bunny♥
07-27-2014, 11:06 AM
hope this shoes can make smurfs run fast without using lixies ;)

Hercules
07-27-2014, 03:48 PM
+1 hahahs

karrdath
07-27-2014, 05:45 PM
To funny!!

Summerland
07-27-2014, 10:42 PM
SO cute and funny. Best thing I've read all day. Maybe smurfs need ballerina toe shoes! Would make you even cuter!

Frohnatur
07-27-2014, 10:43 PM
*put on new plasters to my blisters*

Now what, STS? Either you make carpet all over arlor, or get us some darn shoes!!

Elner
07-28-2014, 12:23 AM
I kind of like our tiny needle legs.

ChillyPepper
07-28-2014, 10:17 AM
*put on new plasters to my blisters*

Now what, STS? Either you make carpet all over arlor, or get us some darn shoes!!
i lyk u [emoji14]

Candylicks
07-28-2014, 12:13 PM
Mage looks like a blue tub of play doh. They get their Lol on giving us vanity with horns and buckles. It's a lost cause. Best way to mage is to embrace the blue weirdness.

Fyrce
07-28-2014, 01:55 PM
Those deformed feet in China had shoes. These deformed feet of the modern age have shoes.

Natural is best.

aarrgggggg
07-28-2014, 03:07 PM
YES

ChillyPepper
07-28-2014, 04:16 PM
yes please!

Frohnatur
07-28-2014, 08:59 PM
Those deformed feet in China had shoes. These deformed feet of the modern age have shoes.

Natural is best.


We dont have feet to begin with. All I want is not walking on my calves-stumps. It makes balancing a terrible effort (the reason why we fall in pvp so quick) and it takes a tremendous amount of mana to keep our skin down there nice and blue.

This is not only an optical nightmare (like all those mage vanities with capes ;( it is also a situation where I am willing to call in the UNESCO (we're to small for the UNO).

Please STS have a Heart for Feet (and ergo Shoes) and give us back visual and emotional dignity!!

Thanks

ouch.

Zodiarck
07-29-2014, 12:05 AM
my plucked grim reaper vanity set is my favorite set for my Mage xD and now that I think about it I never noticed Mage have no feet

Gensin
07-29-2014, 12:48 AM
So you prefer it like the situation in china, where they have this "cute" little feet, they think its adorable, but it hurts hurts hurts.

Zero Points here. bah!

Lotus Feet to be exact

Frohnatur
07-29-2014, 01:12 AM
Lotus Feet to be exact


is what I'm sayin... cute name, horrible feet. like us smurfs. ouch. help!

FadedTemptation
07-29-2014, 05:50 AM
Lmao too funny xD