The Guide of Awezomenezz

[noobmigo]

Guide 1: HOW TO DIE
Dying is a really hard thing to do. But with this guide, dying will suddenly seem easier!

STEP 1: Take off all your equipment.
STEP 2: Go to Ao3
STEP 3: Go into a mob and type the longest sentence eva.
STEP 4: Wait
STEP 5: Die.

See? Look at you now! You are now an official pro at dying!

More awezome guides will be coming.

BTW, thorn, shat, break, blast is a good combo for lvl 20-25 birdy noobs.

[Junside]

Guide 1: HOW TO DIE
Dying is a really hard thing to do. But with this guide, dying will suddenly seem easier!

STEP 1: Take off all your equipment.
STEP 2: Go to Ao3
STEP 3: Go into a mob and type the longest sentence eva.
STEP 4: Wait
STEP 5: Die.

See? Look at you now! You are now an official pro at dying!

More awezome guides will be coming.

BTW, thorn, shat, break, blast is a good combo for lvl 20-25 birdy noobs.

Oh... my god.. I feel moar pro @ dying already :O

[noobmigo]

GUIDE #2: HOW TO ANNOY
STEP ONE: Find a really awesome player.
STEP TWO:Type this repeatedly:AKAJOKIEJOKIEDUDEIEEEPOPLAOP
STEP THREE:Chances are that really awesome player will go "Ignore, and reported"
STEP FOUR: Follow him around
STEP FIVE: Make fun of him, and since you are on ignore he will not see your god damn comment but he will see other people going LOL.
STEP SIX: laugghhhh

[noobmigo]

ihatespacing.

[noobmigo]

HOW TO GET THE BEST ITEMS EVER
1)Go to plat store and buy 165 plat
2)Use that plat to buy 160k
3)Go to towne and buy a wooden shield for 160k
4)Now...You are officially a part of society
5)Congratulate yourself and go find another awezome player to tell them that you have a wooden shield and you will pwn them with it.

[Otukura]

GUIDE #2: HOW TO ANNOY
STEP ONE: Find a really awesome player.
STEP TWO:Type this repeatedly:AKAJOKIEJOKIEDUDEIEEEPOPLAOP
STEP THREE:Chances are that really awesome player will go "Ignore, and reported"
STEP FOUR: Follow him around
STEP FIVE: Make fun of him, and since you are on ignore he will not see your god damn comment but he will see other people going LOL.
STEP SIX: laugghhhh

It worked!

[Otukura]

HOW TO GET THE BEST ITEMS EVER
1)Go to plat store and buy 165 plat
2)Use that plat to buy 160k
3)Go to towne and buy a wooden shield for 160k
4)Now...You are officially a part of society
5)Congratulate yourself and go find another awezome player to tell them that you have a wooden shield and you will pwn them with it.

Should I get the level 2 or the level 4 wood shield? those are the two that people are offering me right now. Hurry.. they might leave.

[Conradin]

Written like a true noob

[Cabero]

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