Your Best....

[Zeus]

Your best.... Pick up lines! This is a crowd favorite! Post em and comment on which one is good and which one stinks worse then when a skunk releases it's funk in a enclosed box and the box doesn't open for a good two years. :) ENJOY!

[MissMage]

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven. ^.-

[Junside]

Hi, I'm Erik. Go out with me. :D

[Zeus]

Hi, I'm Erik. Go out with me. :D

BEAST! I'm so using that one :). Works a lot though lol.

[Erik_is_funny_lol]

Hi, I'm Erik. Go out with me. :D

Don't use my name ;O

-hot girl comes in- is it hot in here or is it just me?! ;)

[Conradin]

Do you believe in love at first sight? ....or should I walk by again?

[jjjjaaaakkkke]

Your as beautiful as a worm on dry land.

[Junside]

Don't use my name ;O

-hot girl comes in- is it hot in here or is it just me?! ;)

It's my name too. :O

I'm just using lines I've used in real life to make a girl open up lol

"Hi, I'm Erik. I like pickle juice. :D

...

(in my best Borat impression) Hi five! :D!"

[Ellyidol]

What i said to my gf and she laughed at me:

Are you shy?
"Why?"
Because I've been seated across the room the whole time and you never said hi.

[Erik_is_funny_lol]

It's my name too. :O

I'm just using lines I've used in real life to make a girl open up lol

"Hi, I'm Erik. I like pickle juice. :D

...

(in my best Borat impression) Hi five! :D!"

Lol, cool :p

[MissMage]

Ur face is as smooth as my butt cheek after ive slatherd magrine all over it lets buzayyyy.

[Zeus]

I'm Latino, but the lower half of my body is Negro.

Bah hahahahah! Banned you are just a flirtation machine aren't you?

Edit: btw I just realized pick up lines could lead to something dirty.... so try and keep it clean please, don't want to get banned or anything :)

[FluffNStuff]

I'm Latino, but the lower half of my body is Negro.

I could go so many places with this, but like all the woman who have heard it, I am going to just walk slowly ...

[Ladylove]

Lol I dated this one guy and the first time we went out (to the movies) he pulled this move: "Once I caught a fish and it was this big -gestures with hands-. Then I caught one this big -gestures with hands a bit larger-. And then I caught one this big -puts his arm around me-." It was sooooo cheesy, but it was cute

[FluffNStuff]

Lol I dated this one guy and the first time we went out (to the movies) he pulled this move: "Once I caught a fish and it was this big -gestures with hands-. Then I caught one this big -gestures with hands a bit larger-. And then I caught one this big -puts his arm around me-." It was sooooo cheesy, but it was cute

Note to self, best way to pick up Ladylove is to call her a fish.

[Zeus]

Note to self, best way to pick up Ladylove is to call her a fish.

Bahahahahah, There are many different types of fish though. Ex: Trout, Salmon, Carp, etc... Which one to call her?

[Militaryman]

Your ankles are having a party and your pants are invited on down

I also found singing Bruno Mars works too

[Ladylove]

Note to self, best way to pick up Ladylove is to call her a fish.

Lol he didn't call me a fish. He was comparing me to the size of the fish he metaphorically caught

[Ellyidol]

It's like counting shoulders when your next to a girl.

Lets count how many shoulders here, one, two, three ( the girls ) and four (put your arm around girl).

I want to try that fish thing!!

[Militaryman]

Same goes for stabbing them in the shins.

No srsly it works I got at least 3 like that

[FluffNStuff]

Lol he didn't call me a fish. He was comparing me to the size of the fish he metaphorically caught

Some say potato, some say 'he called you a fish'.

[Ladylove]

No srsly it works I got at least 3 like that

Sweet, but a bit unoriginal :P

[Militaryman]

Sweet, but a bit unoriginal :P

And if that doesn't work, my epic Rihanna skills surface... Namely when my friend wants to rap eminem.

[Cabero]

Ok my best pick up lines are a sequence of events.

I find a girl in a club that stands in place (off the dance floor) dancing and guys are constantly coming up to her to dance and she always refuses. So what I do is go up to her friend and ask her what her friend's favorite song is. When she tells me I just say thanks and walk away. Which gets both of their attention wondering what that was about. Then I go to the DJ and bribe him to play it and when he does I go back to the girl that keeps refusing people and ask her to dance. When she says no I tell her I know its your favorite song you know you want to dance to this one. Then she does and I won her over.:) It's never failed me. It's great too because all the guys that she turned down see I got her on the dance floor and stare at me in amazement wondering how I pulled it off :p

[Ellyidol]

Any pickup artists out here?

[JackDonkey]

Hey do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot long;) lmao

[Unruly]

Babe, If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

[bladesword]

"90 people have Swine Flu, & everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, & nobody wants to wear a condo*." -Naveen R Kukreja

"You're not pretty! - You're just really good at Photoshop..." Naveen R Kukreja

"Dude, she just called u a cakeface!" "OH HELL NO! Hold my mascara, foundation, blush, toner, concealer, lipstick, lip gloss, & eye shadow!"- Naveen R Kukreja

Lol tweets i found on.. Twitter..

What? I have no creativity? The hell.. like you have it..

[RedRyder]

A smile,greeting, and gentle kiss on the cheek always works.
Simple and effective, no need for cheesy lines ;)

...... Unless I'm drunk

[BeardedBear]

For anyone in the Philly area, Mad River is a trendy spot with lots of drunk people.

Me: Excuse me....is that gator?
Girl: hehehehehe

The dress was clearly not gator, or any animal for that matter. She love me long time in bathroom.

[Bigsleazy]

So much fail here

[Junside]

Any pickup artists out here?

*Raises hand*

And I don't care if women know. They seem to fall anyway.

[Junside]

You have a HUGE booger in your eye! Wait! Don't clean it! I like eye boogers. :P

Whoops sorry for double post

[romgar1]

If you know the girl, try singing " You are my sunshine" to her in a public place. You get bonus points for having a good voice, but it really doesn't matter.

[BeefyMeat]

A smile,greeting, and gentle kiss on the cheek always works.
Simple and effective, no need for cheesy lines ;)

...... Unless I'm drunk

Wait until you start getting punched for doing that...

[Junside]

Wait until you start getting punched for doing that...

Only a real bitch would do that. I've never been slapped before for bad actions. Maybe for good actions. :P I'm confused. jk

[Ladylove]

Lol you know we just laugh at this stuff, right? We say "at least he's trying" and get a little laugh out of it

[StompArtist]

Do you like kids? Good I make them!

[Junside]

Lol you know we just laugh at this stuff, right? We say "at least he's trying" and get a little laugh out of it

Thanks for ruining the fun, captain obvious -_-

[Thelonearcher]

Parth did you do this to get some good pick up lines cause the 2 new girls? Lol

[Ladylove]

Thanks for ruining the fun, captain obvious -_-

I try :)

And Mike.. Parth has TWO NEW GIRLS?!?!? HUH?!?! Tell me tell me tell me!!!!

[hawkei]

Hey grab your stuff "Where are we going"? were going out BABY!

[romgar1]

With parth its hard to tell if its 2 girls or 10. Parth you are a skyping beast lol

[Ladylove]

With parth its hard to tell if its 2 girls or 10. Parth you are a skyping beast lol

Pffffft. I skype Parth and we ain't like that, yo. He's just so darn lovable.

[FluffNStuff]

Nice shoes, wanna kiss?

*pg version*

[hawkei]

She walks into the restaurant an asks, "where's the bathroom." He says, "It's on my chest." :)

[Firepants]

Someone as hot as fire never needs a pickup line.

[Ladylove]

Someone as hot as fire never needs a pickup line.

Fire... did you just pick yourself up?

+1

[Firepants]

Fire... did you just pick yourself up?

+1
Yes I did, and plan on spending the rest of my life with her.

[hawkei]

Congratulations! :)

[Ladylove]

Yes I did, and plan on spending the rest of my life with her.

Sounds a bit lonely. Can I come?

[Firepants]

Oh, no not lonely. I have plenty of multiple personalties that I can talk to. But how could I say no to the hottest Lady ever? Come on.....

[StompArtist]

Yes I did, and plan on spending the rest of my life with her.

I picked myself up years ago. It's great and I am lucky enough to have met my wife who is open to my relationship with myself.

[Firepants]

I picked myself up years ago. It's great and I am lucky enough to have met my wife who is open to my relationship with myself.
Lmao. Wow, you have a great wife....; )

[Ladylove]

Lol there's something funny I want to say, but might be inappropriate.

[hawkei]

Hehe go ahead. Is it worse then mine?

[Ladylove]

Hehe go ahead

I'll pm it lol

[hawkei]

I'll post if u want me to

[Ladylove]

I'll post if u want me to

Go for it lol. I pmed it to Firepants

[hawkei]

I touched myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it
Lol funny /chars

[Ladylove]

Lol funny /chars

Ahh incriminating evidence!

[cuard]

I put the STD in stud all i need is U :o

[Ladylove]

I put the STD in stud all i need is U :o

Lol that's not a pick up line, that's female repellent

[cuard]

:o lol :p so? i do u wana know one from slim :)

[KingFu]

"Girl, are you Cambells soup? Cause' you lookin' 'mmm 'mmmm good!"

[cuard]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Erik_is_funny_lol]

"Girl, are you Cambells soup? Cause' you lookin' 'mmm 'mmmm good!"

Lmao nice one ;)

[JackDonkey]

I got one for a chick to say so I can't say it :(

[Justg]

Please behave :/

[cuard]

sorry :( -disappointed in myself-

[StompArtist]

Please behave :/

Does this actually work for a pickup line? :D

[Erik_is_funny_lol]

Does this actually work for a pickup line? :D

Lolol.

/10

[Justg]

I would have said "oh behave" if I meant a pickup line. I just meant please don't cross the line in this thread, thanks!

[Jewelsofjane]

Lmao

[Zeus]

I would have said "oh behave" if I meant a pickup line. I just meant please don't cross the line in this thread, thanks!

Thanks g :) I did say a warning too :). Y'all trashed me thread :( Now I'm sad... Think I'll go cry in a dark corner :P

[Justg]

*pats range on the back*

There there.

[Zeus]

*pats range on the back*

There there.

-Sob- "Bbbbutt...... MY Threadddddd. My poor baby!!!!!!" Resumes wailing in dark corner.

[StompArtist]

Thanks g :) I did say a warning too :). Y'all trashed me thread :( Now I'm sad... Think I'll go cry in a dark corner :P

Appeal to pity... I do believe that is how my dad got my mom!

[Jewelsofjane]

Appeal to pity... I do believe that is how my dad got my mom!

Lol nice!

[Artemis]

I have never used a pick up line. BUT in participation im gonna steal one from Will Smith.

"Girl your feet must be hurtin cuz you been runnin through my mind all day" -Will Smith. It was first thing that came to mind :P

[RedRyder]

*pats range on the back*

There there.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa50/jeytye1/Baby%20Gabriel%20Tye/Image00001-1.jpg

[KingFu]

G.....what do ya have against cambells soup?:p

[Pharcyde]

Pfft pickup lines are sooo cheesy :P. Have any of you ever seen one actually work? Just talk to them and don't be all awkward or nervous. Pickup lines show that your trying too hard.

[Unruly]

Hey Parth, I see you check me out all the time. You must like me dont you? How bout i do you a favor, and take you out :))

(DID IT WORK?)

[Zeus]

Pfft pickup lines are sooo cheesy :P. Have any of you ever seen one actually work? Just talk to them and don't be all awkward or nervous. Pickup lines show that your trying too hard.

Lol dude, I know pick up lines are cheesy, I don't really use them, unless I'm already dating that person. BUT they are one of my FAVORITE past times to read and get a good laugh out of. Which is why I created this thread... For humor, not to get some girl :).

EDIT: @Rruly, you had me for a second... then I saw your signature... Your like the evil witch from hansel and Gretel! Your going to eat me! I will NEVER like you or listen to you. Sorry :)

[Pharcyde]

Lol dude, I know pick up lines are cheesy, I don't really use them, unless I'm already dating that person. BUT they are one of my FAVORITE past times to read and get a good laugh out of. Which is why I created this thread... For humor, not to get some girl :).

We made a bet with one of my buddies to try this one on a girl at school. We all had like bets and stuff for what her reaction would be, surprisingly! She said yes!!! :O We know whos a supa-freak at our school now :P

"Do you find duct tape erotic?"

[Unruly]

EDIT: @Rruly, you had me for a second... then I saw your signature... Your like the evil witch from hansel and Gretel! Your going to eat me! I will NEVER like you or listen to you. Sorry :)[/QUOTE]

Time to change the SIG. :)) Need someone to do it for me:))

[MoarPewPew]

" I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

Lol best line ever....

[Zeus]

We made a bet with one of my buddies to try this one on a girl at school. We all had like bets and stuff for what her reaction would be, surprisingly! She said yes!!! :O We know whos a supa-freak at our school now :P

"Do you find duct tape erotic?"

LOL!!!!!!!!! Hilarious! I have seen them work a few times, although they have to be really witty, humorous and you have to be that guy that can pull it off. Aka the uber confidence guy. While I have plenty of confidence, I don't ooze it like cars expel exhaust.

[Firepants]

" I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

Lol best line ever....

Yep thats actually pretty hot...: )

[Artemis]

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

[RedRyder]

Yep thats actually pretty hot...: )

youre pretty hot. i mean fire

[Zeus]

youre pretty hot. i mean fire

Once again! My poor baby!!!!!!! Max, you are always the flirter :)

[Draq]

I have one that cant be mentioned here

[Militaryman]

Only for use with nerds: my power button is down there; push it to turn me on.

I apologize if this is innapropriate

[Firepants]

youre pretty hot. i mean fire
You have just been siged....; )

[Axey]

Girl do you take karate, cause your body is kickin'!

[Axey]

Sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up ;D

[Axey]

are you lost ma'am because it's a long way to heaven.

[Axey]

Escuse me, but i think i dropped something, my jaw.

[Axey]

i play the field and i just hit a homerun with you.

[Axey]

Excuse me I'm lost, could you give me directions to your apartment?

[Axey]

Could you touch me? So I can say I've been touched by an angel

[Militaryman]

Axey, don't septuple post

[Axey]

Was your father a baker? Because you have some nice buns.

[Militaryman]

AXEY STOP MULTIPOSTINg

[Axey]

I'm done, chill.

[giayuan]

wow..i LOATHE people who spam threads...maybe, trying to get his post count up? ;D

[Militaryman]

Hey axey, ever heard of these 2 inventions called the edit and the enter button?

[Axey]

Chill, my bad, sorry.

[Militaryman]

It's ok just don't do it again

[Erik_is_funny_lol]

Lol that spam was funny.

[Axey]

Yea, those were pretty good, and @Militaryman don't say it like you own forums, seriously, nothing is a bigger peeve to me, than someone who thinks they're all high and mighty, slow your roll.

[StompArtist]

Yea, those were pretty good, and @Militaryman don't say it like you own forums, seriously, nothing is a bigger peeve to me, than someone who thinks they're all high and mighty, slow your roll.

Hey your from Texas... We never do anything wrong. :D

[Axey]

Hey your from Texas... We never do anything wrong.

Uhm, duhhh, Austin, Texas ftw(:

[cuard]

http://datingsymbol.com/2009/10/20/hilarious-pick-up-lines/


just posted a url.

[Axey]

Can't see it cuard O.o.

[cuard]

ik none of my pics never fking work -.-

[Axey]

Hahaha, xD QQ.

What was it of?

[cuard]

posted the url

[Estraz]

Mooooooooooo?

[izzythe1]

From my ex lol guy says I have a warrant out for my arrest. Girl say why or for what. Guy say for stealing one of gods angels.

[Militaryman]

From my ex lol guy says I have a warrant out for my arrest. Girl say why or for what. Guy say for stealing one of gods angels.

.... Why did you rev this thread............................................ ..........................

[noobmigo]

...why did you rev this thred even more.....

[Demonicdevyn]

Your as beautiful as a worm on dry land.

I burst out laughing nonstop dude

[Pharcyde]

How much does a Polar bear weigh?

How Much?

Enough to break the ice, Hi.

[Militaryman]

How Much does Pharcyde weigh?

Enough to derail a thread...