Funniest chats with random players

[Psychologist]

I wanted to share this little random conversation I had today with a random player - and of course, if you had one too, post it here! :)

Player: ''Dude, you're the one making me feel paranoid..''
Me: ''What do you mean?''
Player: ''Your character name is Paranoids, you're in a guild named Psychology and you named your pet Emotion..''
Me: ''Haha, I love this environment..''
Player: ''I know you're a therapist playing this game to help unhappy players.''
Me: ''Join my guild, head with me in the guild hall and sit. I'll be there to listen to all your problems..''
Player: *joins guild*
Me: ''really?''
Player: ''I killed my cat and I dream about it every night. Help.''

Not really 'funny' but this was a conversation that made me feel like I should share it due to the player actually playing my game very well.

What's yours? Let's hear them!

[ClumsyCactus]

Welllllllll i know someone (you know Who u are)
We are still friends, and our first converstaion Went like this:
(This was in normal chat, not PMs)
Her: meow
Me: meow :O
Her: purr
Me: catz :3
Her: meow :3

Yeeeeeah, soulmates obviously...

[jiph]

Grow up already

[Typhoid]

Grow up already

All of your recent posts are just negative comments, why even post? This thread is made to help keep some healthy vibes, and to share some funny conversations, very immature of you to say what you said.

[merchtime]

Grow up already

You probably don't have any sense of humor at all, so if you don't like to laugh don't even comnent ty.

[Covert]

Once I said hey bro to Ssneakykills and he said hey back! XDDDDD XD XD XD

[Serancha]

Welllllllll i know someone (you know Who u are)
We are still friends, and our first converstaion Went like this:
(This was in normal chat, not PMs)
Her: meow
Me: meow :O
Her: purr
Me: catz :3
Her: meow :3

Yeeeeeah, soulmates obviously...

Jeopardy! Who is Entity?

[matanofx]

Jeopardy! Who is Entity?

I gotta feeling you just won 400 points or dollars, whatever they give on that show

[ClumsyCactus]

Jeopardy! Who is Entity?

XD there are 2 kinds of people in AL
The ones Who know entity (the funny ones)
The rest (dont worry, you guys have some bright moments too sometimes)

[Ssneakykills]

Once I said hey bro to Ssneakykills and he said hey back! XDDDDD XD XD XD

WKWKWKW xD We never looked back from then on

[Ihateppl]

player: "why you hate ppl"
me: "because they ask questions like that"
player: "you stupid"
me: "thanks"

[Psychologist]

player: "why you hate ppl"
me: "because they ask questions like that"
player: "you stupid"
me: "thanks"

That, is funny.

[Ssneakykills]

A day doesn't go by without these exact words being said

Player - Where's moon?

Me - if I had 1g for everytime someone asked me that I would be rich


Next person to ask me this I will actually hunt this moon down and bring him to you

[ganged]

A day doesn't go by without these exact words being said

Player - Where's moon?

Me - if I had 1g for everytime someone asked me that I would be rich


Next person to ask me this I will actually hunt this moon down and bring him to you

Wheres moon ;)

[Ticklish]

Player: *tickle tickle*
Me: lmao

Player: can I tickle you?
Me: quick!

Having a pet named Ticklemequick sure draws comments :)

[obee]

Me: Rub my nab in the tab while I'm scratching my hab
Player: Sure why not

[Psychologist]

Me: Rub my nab in the tab while I'm scratching my hab
Player: Sure why not

Haha what! That sounds hilarious!

[Stelo]

Grow up already

well someone's too "grown" to have an imagination. feel bad for you bruddah!

[Arachnophobik]

Player: Hey look, a spider
Me: you cant scare me bro. I feed on my fear.
Player: now its on your back...
Me: YAAAAAA GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!

[Dogoeswoof]

Isnt this page technically one funny chat with random players and people you dont know irl

[CheifR]

A player messaged me asking for help getting dova bear and it went like this:
Player:Can u help me
Me:Sure. Help how?
Player:How do you get the golds with the trees on them
Me: What're you talking about?
Player:For dova bear
Me: Ohhh! Lol that's from the ursoth's(idk how to spell it) assault event which ended a long time ago.
Player:So can you help me get some
Me: It's impossible. The event ended
Player: Pls! Can I just have some of yours?!
Me: .....

[obee]

This happened a bit earlier
Me: I'm sorry, accidentally hit the trade button.
Player: It's ok
Player: Btw, while you're at it, can I have some gold though?

[Cool1t]

Player-I want an eerie
Me-I'm very eerie
Player-oh you are now
:eek:

[Raselph]

taken from: what was your turning point in the life of AL?

Linkincena: my turning point was when i first jumped on top of the sofa when i got a flounder's egg, my wife got up and smacked me so bad that i can't play AL...
Me: Bwahahahahaha

[Cool1t]

^^ wtf lol

[Shanamerny]

Isnt this page technically one funny chat with random players and people you dont know irl

Mind. Blown. LOL

[Visiting]

Player- Want to go on a journey?
Me- I'm not prepared
Player- But, there will be rainbows and pandas where we are going!
Me- Let's go now!
Player- I'll just need a Dovabear so we can ride on it to Rainbowland
Me- Could we just go to Paradise Peir and imagine rainbows?
Player- No, we must make a pilgrimage to Rainbowland.
Me- Sorry, my frequent flier miles have all been used :( (gtg)

[Gensin]

Me: How much?
Player: Quack

Literally the most iconic chat! I literally fell in a void of awkwardness trying to save myself not to get infused.

[Kreasadriii]

Player: Sir, you are so strong, cool and scary..
Me: Thanks :)
Player: And I believe Sir you are so rich, can I have a couple shiny things?
Me: *giving common and rare items* thats shiny bro while you standing in paradise.. #Ifeelthesun

[Hail]

Player: Sir, you are so strong, cool and scary..
Me: Thanks :)
Player: And I believe Sir you are so rich, can I have a couple shiny things?
Me: *giving common and rare items* thats shiny bro while you standing in paradise.. #Ifeelthesun

*Passes Sun Screen*

[jiph]

Why are you reading all my posts are you 1 of my fans -.

[Ssneakykills]

*Passes Sun Screen*

*shines brighter*

[Magegrimm]

This is more an odd conversation:
Player: Why did you named your blinky Justin Bieber?
Me: Because blinky reminds me of Justin Bieber..
Player Lmao
Me: O_O

[Magegrimm]

Why are you reading all my posts are you 1 of my fans -.

Bro I get it sometimes people don't think that jokes are funny... but please can ya stop ruining this thread?
Not to be mean just trying to avoid arguing.
Thanks!

[merchtime]

Why are you reading all my posts are you 1 of my fans -.

So you mean that your posts are worthless and no one needs to read them?

[Magegrimm]

Y
So you mean that your posts are worthless and no one needs to read them?

Don't... just ignore it this thread is about funny chat not arguing

[CAK Vader]

I said "hai der" to sun, he proceeded to say "hi" :O and then this guy told me CAK means poop in another language, and Vader means father in another language, so technically I'm the father of poop. Bow down slaves!

[Hail]

Oki just had one
Player: S*xy
Me: Lel
Player: What
Me: What
Player: I said your hot
Me: Ok

[CAK Vader]

Oki just had one
Player: S*xy
Me: Lel
Player: What
Me: What
Player: I said your hot
Me: Ok

Sexy

[Hail]

Sexy

Haha!
I think the chats we had just now deserved to go onto this but too many funny ones, cant choose x)

[Doframingo]

Player: Nub

Me: Yes :3

Player: Wahahahahahahahaha

Me: .-.

[Lance Delapaz]

ur name was my name i stealed it :/ when im in latinos twinks

[Psychologist]

One today; I was chilling in Kraag, couldn't see any other player.

Player: psssst.
Player: psssssssst I can see youuuu.
Me: huh? Who are you?
Player: you can't see me but I can see youuuuuuuu.
Me: I'm confused I actually can't see you.

*random naked Mage running behind me*

That was really funny at the time.

[Raregem]

Player: Hey look, a spider
Me: you cant scare me bro. I feed on my fear.
Player: now its on your back...
Me: YAAAAAA GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!

Hahaha

[Speedofsound]

Player: you are hot.
Me: you are too bae
Player: wait nvm i think u r a guy lol
Me: i thought you were into that kinda thing?
And yah that was my daily random chat in arcane today on my rogue.

[ColdBlahd]

I wanted to share this little random conversation I had today with a random player - and of course, if you had one too, post it here! :)

Player: ''Dude, you're the one making me feel paranoid..''
Me: ''What do you mean?''
Player: ''Your character name is Paranoids, you're in a guild named Psychology and you named your pet Emotion..''
Me: ''Haha, I love this environment..''
Player: ''I know you're a therapist playing this game to help unhappy players.''
Me: ''Join my guild, head with me in the guild hall and sit. I'll be there to listen to all your problems..''
Player: *joins guild*
Me: ''really?''
Player: ''I killed my cat and I dream about it every night. Help.''

Not really 'funny' but this was a conversation that made me feel like I should share it due to the player actually playing my game very well.

What's yours? Let's hear them!
Lol!

[ColdBlahd]

Grow up already
Take your own advice, hehe.

[Newcomx]

Player: you are hot.
Me: you are too bae
Player: wait nvm i think u r a guy lol
Me: i thought you were into that kinda thing?
And yah that was my daily random chat in arcane today on my rogue.

Lol... this is why we need a guy rogue.. this happen to me too when i'm playing rogue =))

[ilhanna]

I was in normal Rockhorn Summit when at boss, the warrior in the group said, "I'm scared! Go rogue!" and hid behind the eggs.

[Sakurahb]

I was in normal Rockhorn Summit when at boss, the warrior in the group said, "I'm scared! Go rogue!" and hid behind the eggs.
Lmao really? Hahahahaha

[Psychologist]

I was in normal Rockhorn Summit when at boss, the warrior in the group said, "I'm scared! Go rogue!" and hid behind the eggs.

This is too funny!

[morgy84]

an intelligent advice between ... 2 mmo junkys

player: oh man i need to go
me : what place?
player:on toilet
me : ah ok ... dont forget your lepre
player: wtf .. why ? -.-
me : maybe you reroll your loot an get lucky
player: wft lmao
me : hey thats your chance for a golden Egg! good luck xD
player: yeah thats stacks with my luck elex thx xD

[Psychologist]

an intelligent advice between ... 2 mmo junkys

player: oh man i need to go
me : what place?
player:on toilet
me : ah ok ... dont forget your lepre
player: wtf .. why ? -.-
me : maybe you reroll your loot an get lucky
player: wft lmao
me : hey thats your chance for a golden Egg! good luck xD
player: yeah thats stacks with my luck elex thx xD

Pretty sure he actually took the Lepre. :p

[CheifR]

an intelligent advice between ... 2 mmo junkys

player: oh man i need to go
me : what place?
player:on toilet
me : ah ok ... dont forget your lepre
player: wtf .. why ? -.-
me : maybe you reroll your loot an get lucky
player: wft lmao
me : hey thats your chance for a golden Egg! good luck xD
player: yeah thats stacks with my luck elex thx xD
What?.... You mean you guys don't wear lepres at the toilet? Well erm *cough* neither do I!

[CAK Vader]

What?.... You mean you guys don't wear lepres at the toilet? Well erm *cough* neither do I!
Really? Cuz I do...

[Raselph]

happened a yr ag with me in AL

Player: Hi what does naked mean?
me: what you are right now...
player: oh? "I LOVE u"
ME: *SCREAMS

[CheifR]

Really? Cuz I do...
Do you drink a luck elixir before you go? :3

[Kingofninjas]

Player- Hi! You are very sexy
Me - Thx
Player- Will you be my gf?
Me - Pass thx
Player - OK will u be my bro?
Me - Pass thx

Then I left that map cuz I hadent told the guy my gender and he asked me to both his gf and bro and I wasn't really sure how to respond.

[borix]

an intelligent advice between ... 2 mmo junkys

player: oh man i need to go
me : what place?
player:on toilet
me : ah ok ... dont forget your lepre
player: wtf .. why ? -.-
me : maybe you reroll your loot an get lucky
player: wft lmao
me : hey thats your chance for a golden Egg! good luck xD
player: yeah thats stacks with my luck elex thx xD

I think if my 'loot' would re-roll to something else then this would be a truly terrifying experience. :nightmare: I do not expect anything else then my normal 'loot' to come out of there. :beguiled:

[CAK Vader]

Do you drink a luck elixir before you go? :3

I drink a 60m combo elixir, buy a 30m luck elixer, and equip my Lep!

[CheifR]

I drink a 60m combo elixir, buy a 30m luck elixer, and equip my Lep!
You're pretty much guaranteed a reroll