Yo Momma!

[Zerious]

Out of boredom I decided to have a random collection of Yo momma jokes XD

This thread is not aimed at anyone in particular or the masses, we're just sharing the jokes :D

Have fun!

I'll start:

Yo momma is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection ducked!

[Zeus]

You Should move this to off-topic... Now, staying on topic on an off topic thread here it goes....
Yo momma is so fat that she covers BOTH sides of the family.

[Physiologic]

Yo momma so fat she butters her toast with a paintroller.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MfsZp6tveUs/SxCJQIkCfyI/AAAAAAAAB2c/jmPy6r_zbuo/s400/Sheepskin-Paint-Roller-LZS501-.jpg

[Zeus]

Yo momma so fat she butters her toast with a paintroller.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MfsZp6tveUs/SxCJQIkCfyI/AAAAAAAAB2c/jmPy6r_zbuo/s400/Sheepskin-Paint-Roller-LZS501-.jpg

I read that as Pain troller LOL. The forums.... Too much foruming :p

[Zerious]

I read that as Pain troller LOL. The forums.... Too much foruming :p

Bahaha! go outside I'll jump over your car and teach you how to pop-lock :D

[Demonicdevyn]

YO momas so fat she sits on walmart to lower the prices
yo mamas so hairy shes a stunt double for chewbacca
your momas so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
yo mamas like a vaccum cleaner.....cant say
yo mamas like a shotgun.....cant say

[Kossi]

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z333/Kossii/1b024470.jpg

[Otukura]

Wrong section, but...

Yo momma is so fat the sun revolves around her!!

[Zerious]

•yo momma so fat her butt has its own zip code
•yo momma so dumb she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept
•yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her momma

[Zerious]

Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

[Cmandial]

You momma is so stupid, she went to Walmart to buy a new butt because the old one had a crack in it!

[SoulMaster]

Yo momma so fat, when the waiters saw her coming in their restaurant, they were shocked, but then were relieved that she could not pass through the entrance door.

[Pharcyde]

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z333/Kossii/1b024470.jpg

ahaahhaahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[MoonYeol]

Yo momma so stupid, she stared at the juicebox for an hour just because it said concentrate.

[SoulMaster]

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z333/Kossii/1b024470.jpg

nice one. I rofled so hard at this one tht i hit my head on the table

[Baked-Potato]

Yo momma is so old she sat next to Jesus in the third grade!
Yo momma is so fat when we swam in the ocean, the whales started singing "We Are Family!"
Yo momma is so dumb, when the judge said order in the court, she started ordering McDonald's!

[Physiologic]

Yo mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World

[Militaryman]

Yo mama so stupid that she watched 60 minutes in 2 hours.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 10 commercials.
Yo mama so stupid that when she got locked in mattress store, she slept on the floor

[Nightarcher]

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a TIE-Fighter!

(waiting to see who'll recognize it...)

[Militaryman]

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a TIE-Fighter!

(waiting to see who'll recognize it...)

Oh wow.........

[MoonYeol]

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a TIE-Fighter!

(waiting to see who'll recognize it...)

Yeah, that one was... baaaad

[ultimateduck]

I just went for a three mile jog this morning, one lap round yo momma!

[Nightarcher]

Yeah, that one was... baaaad

It's from Robot Chicken Starwars. ;)

[cuard]

Yo mama so fat she tried to breast feed you but only powder came out.

[Ladylove]

Yo mama is so fat, her belly button has an echo.

[Militaryman]

Yo mama so stupid she uses waterproof teabags