Real Pocket Legends of Genius

[FluffNStuff]

This came about because of a conversation with DrewCapu. I was in a Catacombs PUG attacking the Trash Heap and this ~genius~ was for some reason had auto attack locked on a grate across the room. I could not figure out why someone would do this and Drew suggested they might be 'semi-afk farming the grates'! So to the semi-afk grate farmers out there, enjoy your moment in the sun:

Swamp Hooch Presents!
Real Pocket Legends of Genius
*Real Pocket Legends of Genius yeah*
Today we salute you, Mr. semi-afk farmer of the grates.
Other players are content to just kill the Trash Heap
But not you, because you have a mission!
**I'm on a mission, yeah**
Not fire traps or sewer gas or even common sense can keep you from farming those grates.
**Gotta farm those grates.. yeah***
Because if there is one thing your king mynas taught you
It's never attack something that might attack back
**Gotta save those pots, yeah ***
So crack open a jug of swamp hooch Mr. semi-afk farmer of the grates, because you put BS in Balefort Sewers!

** Mr. Semi Afk Grate Farmer yeah**

[romgar1]

Real pocket legends of GEEEENIUS.
Mr. Im a bear named taunt but i never tauuunt.
He takes aggro and gives it to you mage,
cause taking damage is scarwee.
I still talk a good game, "come on guys WE can does this"
Real pocket legends of GeEeeniusss.

[MoarPewPew]

Lol the sad thing is that I too always seem to lock on a grate or coins on the floor.