The very last forum game anyone will ever MAKE: Name that weapon!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

It's easy, just take the person's idea of a badass name for a weapon and alter it to make it cooler. Let's see how this goes :D.

Starting weapon:

Steel sword.

[giayuan]

Flaming Steel Sword

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Spiked Flaming Steel Sword

[Demonicdevyn]

non-flaming steel sword

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

non-flaming steel sword

lol that just downgrades it.

[giayuan]

non-flaming steel sword

Un-non-flaming steel sword :D

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Un-non-flaming steel sword :D

Lightning-enchanted-un-non-flaming steel sword.

[giayuan]

Lightning-enchanted-un-non-flaming steel sword.

Lightning enchanted flaming steel sword (upgraded with deletion of redundant words :D)

[Phoenixking]

Lightning-enchanted-un-non-flaming steel sword.

Lightning-enchanted-un-non-flaming steel sword of the beastly phoenix ashes!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Lightning enchanted flaming steel sword (upgraded with deletion of redundant words :D)

Lightning Enchanted Flaming Steel Sword of Destiny

EDIT: Oops, sorry pheonix I skipped you

[giayuan]

Fiery Lightning enchanted steel sword of the beastly phoenix ashes! (upgraded with increased vocabulary! LMAO)

[Demonicdevyn]

lol that just downgrades it.

We posted it at the same time.

[Phoenixking]

Fix it!
Lghtning enchanted sword of the beastly phoenix ashes! With banhammer proc!

[giayuan]

We posted it at the same time.

But it still downgrades it! :D

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Fix it!
Lghtning enchanted sword of the beastly phoenix ashes! With banhammer proc!

Aww! Destiny was better :(

[Inching]

Lghtning enchanted sword of the beastly phoenix ashes with banhammer proc and inching enchantment~!!

[Junside]

Fix it!
Lghtning enchanted sword of the beastly phoenix ashes! With banhammer proc!

Beastly Phoenix Ashes Lance of the Goliath enchanted with the Tears of a Thousand Unicorns. O_O

[Inching]

Beastly Phoenix Ashes Lance of the Goliath enchanted with the Tears of a Thousand Unicorns. O_O

i posted first hahahah now repost

[Phoenixking]

Beastly Phoenix Ashes Lance of the Goliath enchanted with the Tears of a Thousand Unicorns. O_O

The phoenixses ashes ban hammer of 1,000,000scales of the shock dragon!

[giayuan]

Lightning enchanted sword of the beastly phoenix ashes with banhammer proc and the cereal effect!

[Demonicdevyn]

The phoenixses ashes ban hammer of 1,000,000scales of the shock dragon!

That was just sad
and it downgraded it like 10X

[Phoenixking]

Lightning enchanted sword of the beastly phoenix ashes with banhammer proc and the cereal effect!

Lightning ban hammer of cereal enchanted by phoenix ashes with beastlyness of phoenixking and his three awsome minions of cooltitude

[Junside]

Medusa's fart in a bottle. New weapon.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

oh and guys dont overdramatically upgrade it. make it upgraded slowly

[giayuan]

Medusa's flammable fart in a bottle

[Inching]

Medusa's flammable fart in a bottle with inching match

[noobmigo]

Medusa's flammable fart in a atomic bottle that is enhanced with the Nuclear Fission technology of Quantum Mechanics and helped derive the equation Gravitational Potential energy= Velocity times mass squared plus 7.3 times pi= Medusa's flammable fart.

I think I lost.....the game...

[giayuan]

Medusa's flammable fart in a bottle with inching match of cereal

[Inching]

Medusa's flammable fart in a bottle with inching match of cereal

your Sig cracks me up... lol

[noobmigo]

your Sig sold me crack. It was awesome

..druggie....

Phoneix you gave me the EDIT QUOTE DISEASE -.-

[giayuan]

..druggie....

Phoneix you gave me the EDIT QUOTE DISEASE -.-

LMAO

@inching ikr!!! im very VERY impressed with rebel, payed him 200k lmao

Woops forgot a weapon.. hmm...Parth's Vampire Fangs of doom?

[noobmigo]

LMAO

@inching ikr!!! im very relaxed after rebel's "treatment", payed him 200k for his "services" lmao, you know what I mean? ;)

Woops forgot a weapon.. hmm...Parth Vaders Vamped-up Fingfangfongs of doouschesss?

"Treatment?" "Services?"
Oh and I like the wep....

[giayuan]

"Treatment?" "Services?"
Oh and I like the wep....

Actually, I like it too! E:

[Kossi]

ham blaster of the jake

[noobmigo]

ham blaster of the jake

Wrong, the parth vader's Vamped up fingfangfongs of douschess beats all, . ;)

[Kossi]

Wrong, the parth vader's Vamped up fingfangfongs of douschess beats all, . ;)

darth paders'chingchangchongs of the pretzel kills you!

[giayuan]

Wrong, cerealbomber beats all, . ;)

Why, I did not know you had such feeling about me sir! :D

[noobmigo]

Why, I did not know you had such harsh ugly feelings about your crack dealer :D

*censored mother* you. How did you find out about my dealer?

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Every now and then I will start and say a new weapon.

The Doorknob of Destiny!

[noobmigo]

Every now and then I will start and say a new weapon.

plz slob my knob cuz it's Destined!

ewww gross dude.....

[Kossi]

Every now and then I will start and say a new weapon.

The Doorknob of Destiny!

the handle of density! (not destiny)

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

ewww gross dude.....

Lmaoooooooooo!

[noobmigo]

The mom of density.

[Kossi]

The mom of density.

the metal cube of density

[noobmigo]

The Pretzel filled with sea salt of density..

[Inching]

LMAO

@inching ikr!!! im very VERY impressed with rebel, payed him 200k lmao

Woops forgot a weapon.. hmm...Parth's Vampire Fangs of doom?

ive been trying to catch him online... being HK time, its a bit hard for me... but still trying

[noobmigo]

ive been trying to catch him in a fly net but he's too big... time to stretch the net a bit ,but its a bit hard for me... but still trying

Who catches humans in fly nets?!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

The Apple Caramel of Destiny!

[Phoenixking]

Who catches my mom in soggy nets?!

I bet your dad

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Lol, this conversation is funny and all, but can you take it elsewhere other than this thread? Thanks.

[Phoenixking]

Click furom game on my sig if you want to use your sickness

[noobmigo]

I bet black people

*gasp* Don't be racist, be like a panda, they black white and asian.

[Phoenixking]

*gasp* Don't be racist, be like a panda, they black white and asian.

And mexican by heart


*gasp* be racist, not like a panda, black white and asian are evil.
How can you say that!

[bladesword]

And mexican by heart
How can you say that!

sais the guy who said racist comments.

[Phoenixking]

sais the guy who said racist comments.

You "nose" it! Now
LOVE THE BROWN SHUGAH!!!! n

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

New weapon:

Shining Whip.

[giayuan]

Shining Prickly Whip

Thanks you lightning for controlling your own thread

[Militaryman]

Shining prickly death whip

[giayuan]

Shining prickly death whip of Asommers

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Shining prickly death whip of Asommers

Heroic Shining Prickly Death Whip of Asommers.

[Militaryman]

Heroic shining prickly death whip of all devs

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Heroic shining prickly death whip of all devs

Heroic Shining Blinding Light Death Whip of All Devs

[Cmandial]

Orgasmic Heroic Shining Blinding Light Death Whip of All Devs

[Militaryman]

Orgasmic Heroic Shining Blinding Light Death Whip of All Devs

No adult themes dude...

Ignoring that last one,
Heroic Shining Blinding Light Death Whipped Cream of All Devs

[sicke]

I think you should name a sword after the first person who made it to the highest level

[KaotiicxDream]

Enchanted Flaming Magical Steel Sword of the Phoenix of the Beast.... LOL :D

[KingFu]

New weapon!

Water bottle

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

New weapon!

Water bottle

Sorry, but since I'm the owner of this thread, I choose when to change the weapon. I'll let this one go for a few more posts..

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Heroic Shining Blinding Light Death Whipped Cream of All Devs

Heroic Shining Blinding Light Prickly Death Whipped Cream of All Devs.

[gnardog666]

Super-Duper Enchanted Flaming Steel Sword of Destiny

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Super-Duper Enchanted Flaming Steel Sword of Destiny

That's the old one :p

[gnardog666]

lol my bad i didnt see it ok ill try it again...

Epicly Awesome Enchanted Flaming Steel Sword of Destiny

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

lol my bad i didnt see it ok ill try it again...

Epicly Awesome Enchanted Flaming Steel Sword of Destiny

No I mean the weapon is old

Go a few posts back and you'll see a new weapon started (not water bottle)

[Phoenixking]

Phoenixking secret recipe pf lightning death whipped cream of all devs!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Allright new weapon ;) since no one is posting anymore:

Water bottle. (thanks mystic for idea)

[hawkei]

WATER BOTTLE OF THE YELLOW!
(Try not to get splashed with this)
Stinky proc

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

WATER BOTTLE OF THE YELLOW!
(Try not to get splashed with this)
Stinky proc

Spiky Water Bottle of the Yellow!

[Phoenixking]

Spiky Water Bottle of the Yellow!

Spiky water bottle of the white stuff of manlyness

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Spiky water bottle of the white stuff of manlyness

lol no adult themes plz.

[Cmandial]

Spiky super water bottle of the yellow

[Militaryman]

Spiky super water bottle o' tha double rainbow

[Cmandial]

Spiky super water battle o' tha double rainbow with colors

[Militaryman]

Spiky super water bottle o' tha double rainbow with colors and a free massage

Off topic, once my dad saw a rainbow and wanted to take a picture so he did. With a black and white camera

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Spiky super water bottle o' tha double rainbow with colors and a free massage

Off topic, once my dad saw a rainbow and wanted to take a picture so he did. With a black and white camera

Heroic Spiky super water bottle o' tha double rainbow with colors and a free massage

Lol, pretty long name. I'll make new weapon:

USB Port of the Mighty.

[Militaryman]

USB port of the mighty devs

[Otukura]

USB port of the mighty devs

USB 3.0 flashdrive of the mighty devs

[Kossi]

USB 3.0 flashdrive of the mighty devs

65TB harddrive of the almighty devs

[Militaryman]

PL Server of the mighty devs

[Otukura]

PL Server of the mighty devs

666TB server of the mighty devs

[Militaryman]

666TB server of the mighty devs

Over 9000TB server of the mighty devs

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Over 9000TB server of the mighty devs

Alienated Server of the Mighty Devs

[WhoIsThis]

A server is a practical weapon for causing physical damage? LMAO.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

A server is a practical weapon for causing physical damage? LMAO.

Lol, think of a server this way:

Server - One who serves.

So a server can deal damage as long as he/she breaks a glass bottle and holds it up as a weapon xD!

[Kossi]

4mb flashdrive of the garbage can!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

4mb flashdrive of the garbage can!

This is the current weapon:


Alienated Server of the Mighty Devs

[Militaryman]

Royal Sewer Alienated Server of the Devs

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Royal Sewer Alienated Server of the Devs

Royal Gooey Sewer Alienated Server of the Devs

[TheLaw]

Royal Gooey Sewer Alienated Server of the Devs

Epic Giganto Royal Gooey Sewer Alienated Server of the Devs.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Epic Giganto Royal Gooey Sewer Alienated Server of the Devs.

Alienated Epic Giganto Gooey Sewer Server of the Devs. (Re-wording upgrade :D LOL)

[KingFu]

Sorry, but since I'm the owner of this thread, I choose when to change the weapon. I'll let this one go for a few more posts..

Sorry, but I don't care:p

WATER BOTTLE!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Sorry, but I don't care:p

WATER BOTTLE!

:( ok fine

Water bottle of Destiny

[Militaryman]

Alienated Epic Giganto Gooey Sewer Server of the Devs. (Re-wording upgrade :D LOL)

Alienated Epic Giganto Mega Super Gooey Sewer Server of the Devs

Or the other way:
Ultra Mega Super Chocolatey Fudge Coated Water Bottle of Destiny

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Alienated Epic Giganto Mega Super Gooey Sewer Server of the Devs

(And yes I'm ignoring you Mystical)

Alienated Epic Giganto Super Ultra Mega Gooey Sewer Server of the Devs' Banhammer.

[Militaryman]

K the server is getting too long... WATER BOTTTLE

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

K the server is getting too long... WATER BOTTTLE

Whattah Bottle of DestinY!

[Militaryman]

Whattah Bottle of DestinY!

Super Mega Epic Chocolatey Fudge Coated Whattah Bottle of Destiny!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Super Mega Epic Chocolatey Fudge Coated Whattah Bottle of Destiny!

Super Nooby Epic Chocolatey Fudge Coated Whattah Bottle of Destiny!

[Militaryman]

Super Nooby Epic Chocolatey Fudge Coated Whattah Bottle of Destiny!

New upgrade!

Whattah bottle of Yanis

[KingFu]

Yay!

Super nobody epic chocolatey fudge coated dasani water bottle of destiny e

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

new upgrade!

Whattah bottle of yanis

ultra whattah bottle of yanis

[Militaryman]

New weapon!

Server crash

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I'm the only one that announces new weapons..

[Militaryman]

No be quiet lightning new weapon is server crash and thats final and this was all in one breath... *gasp* *gasp*

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

(ignored)....

[Militaryman]

Ignore button of the awesome

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Ignore button of the awesome

Bloody ignore button of the awesome

[Militaryman]

Bloody ignore button of the awesome

Gory Ignore Button of the Awesome!

[TheLaw]

Gory Ignore Button of the Awesome!

Ignore Button to Militaryman

[KaotiicxDream]

Large flaming Ignore Button of the Lighting of the quiet shadows :P Beat that xD (Not so hard :D)

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Large flaming Ignore Button of the Lighting of the quiet shadows :P Beat that xD (Not so hard :D)

Lightning enchanted, fire enchanted, earth enchanted, water enchanted, ice enchanted, and shadow enchanted Zignore Button of Destiny!

Edit: With a Z. ZIGNORE

[Militaryman]

Lightning enchanted, fire enchanted, earth enchanted, water enchanted, ice enchanted, and shadow enchanted Zignore Button of Destiny!

Edit: With a Z. ZIGNORE

Lightning enchanted, wind enchanted, God enchanted, dev enchanted, fire enchanted, earth enchanted, water enchanted, ice enchanted, and shadow enchanted Zignore Button of Destiny!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Lightning enchanted, wind enchanted, God enchanted, dev enchanted, fire enchanted, earth enchanted, water enchanted, ice enchanted, and shadow enchanted Zignore Button of Destiny!

Ok you win >.<

New weapon: Stove.

[TheLaw]

Stove.

Stove of Madness

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Stove of Madness

Epic Stove of Madness

[Militaryman]

Epic Stove of Madness

Stove of Sparta

(Ooh catchy)

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Stove of Sparta

(Ooh catchy)

Stove of....THIS....IS....SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!

[Militaryman]

Stove of....THIS....IS....SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!

Stove of *gets kicked into well*

[KaotiicxDream]

Flaming Enchanted Professional Epic Stove of Shadow of Hell Scream!!!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Stove of *gets kicked into well*

Stove of -chuck Norris eats an atomic bomb-

[KaotiicxDream]

Atomic Stove of Nuke of Sandy Ravage

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Atomic Stove of Nuke of Sandy Ravage

Almighty Atomic Chuck Norris Stove of Nuke Sandy Ravage.

[TheLaw]

Almighty Atomic Chuck Norris Stove of Nuke Sandy Ravage.

Almighty Godly Beastly Atomic Lady Gaga Stove of Nuke Garbage Songs

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Almighty Godly Beastly Atomic Lady Gaga Stove of Nuke Garbage Songs

Almighty Godly Beastly Pristine Chuck Norris Stove of Nuke Garbage Songs (CHUCK NORRIS UPGRADE FTW!!!)

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

New weapon:

Glass cup.

[Militaryman]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious glass cup of chuck Norris and the devs

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious glass cup of chuck Norris and the devs

You killed it with the chuck Norris upgrade -.-

[Militaryman]

You killed it with the chuck Norris upgrade -.-

Is that good or bad?

[KaotiicxDream]

Almighty Explosive Flaming Enchanted Glass Cup of Dark Shadows of Extremeness :P

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Almighty Explosive Flaming Enchanted Glass Cup of Dark Shadows of Extremeness :P

Almighty Explosive Flaming Enchanted Glass Cup of Chuck Norris's Dark Shadows of The Extreme


Is that good or bad?

Nvm lol it's good :p

[KaotiicxDream]

Almighty Explosive Flaming Enchanted Glass Cup of Chuck Norris's Dark Shadows of The Extreme

Almighty Atomic Flaming Explosive Enchanted Glass Cup of Chuck Norris of the Darkest Shadows of Extreme Extremeness of The Almighty Sandy Ravage!

Sandy Ravage is so more epic than Chuck Norris :P

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Almighty Atomic Flaming Explosive Enchanted Glass Cup of Chuck Norris of the Darkest Shadows of Extreme Extremeness of The Almighty Sandy Ravage!

Sandy Ravage is so more epic than Chuck Norris :P

Chuck Norris can totally annihilate Sandy Ravage with a spec of dust!

[KaotiicxDream]

Chuck Norris can totally annihilate Sandy Ravage with a spec of dust!

Hmm... No? Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3zFWBjXQOQ

[Phoenixking]

chuck norris can totally annihilate sandy ravage with a spec of dust!

╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣ok! Who ate my
╠╬╬╬╣chocolate!!
╚╩╩╩╝

[KaotiicxDream]

╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣ok! Who ate my
╠╬╬╬╣chocolate!!
╚╩╩╩╝

So srry.. I ate your chocolate... Tasted really good :P

[KaotiicxDream]

New weapon: Book

A book? Bit boring...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

So srry.. I ate your chocolate... Tasted really good :P

Lol, chuck norris does not need a gun to annihilate people, he can use a spec of dust as an atomic bomb..

[Phoenixking]

Lol, chuck norris does not need a gun to annihilate people, he can use a spec of dust as an atomic bomb..

I can use it as nuke!

[KaotiicxDream]

Lol, chuck norris does not need a gun to annihilate people, he can use a spec of dust as an atomic bomb..

Okay check this one out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPajlON_BFE

A lot of nukes :P

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

New weapon: Noob

[KaotiicxDream]

Extreme Flame Grilled Noob of Extreme Noobity :P

[Militaryman]

Almighty Atomic Flaming Explosive Enchanted Glass Cup of Chuck Norris of the Darkest Shadows of Extreme Extremeness of The Almighty Sandy Ravage!

Sandy Ravage is so more epic than Chuck Norris :P

Glass cup of God

God pwns everything

[Phoenixking]

Lets trade
(>^ -^)>(:•:.)
this be my cookie

<(^-^)>(:•:.) <(*_*<)
and it's all mine

(>^ -^)>(:•:.) (^• ^<)
…...

(>^ -^)>(:•:.) #<(^• ^<)
"waffle?"

(>^#^<) (>^(:•:.)^<)
trade!!!!
Like this but cup and chuck

[KaotiicxDream]

God's extreme PL noob of God's power :P

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

God's extreme PL noob of God's power :P

Lmao this really should be a weapon xD

[KaotiicxDream]

Lmao this really should be a weapon xD

Ya, maybe... Not more weapons for me today :D Im gonna sleep :P

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Ya, maybe... Not more weapons for me today :D Im gonna sleep :P

ok lol goodnite

[TwinkTastical]

Ok, new weapon.

Kebab skewer.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Ok, new weapon.

Kebab skewer.

Kebab Skewer of the Mighty

[Phoenixking]

Kebab Skewer of the Mighty

TASTY kobaob skewer of the might

[KaotiicxDream]

Lighting i give u a link to a nice vid tommorrow in this thread :P

[BlackRyder]

Grilled tasty kabob skewer of might

[KaotiicxDream]

This one is for you Lightinglord ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2OS0bNHoE8

Description: A guy tries to kill Chuck Norris but he fails... Then Chuck Norris melee kills this guy xD Seen from the bad guy's view xD

[Xavrod]

Lightning-enchanted-un-non-flaming paper sword of the beastly phoenix ashes!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

New weapon: Box.

[Survivorfan]

New weapon: Box.
Flaming box of propane tanks.
(Don't asks how it works and just doesn't explode because I dont know)

[Pharcyde]

Flaming box of propane tanks.
(Don't asks how it works and just doesn't explode because I dont know)

Kitten-filled flaming box of purple propane tanks

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I like where u guys come up with ideas like this :D!

[Pharcyde]

I like where u guys come up with ideas like this :D!

Hint:
http://www.illinoisphoto.com/pictures/d/80501-2/sea+weed.jpg


Jk jk :) Idk I've always been random

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Hint:
http://www.illinoisphoto.com/pictures/d/80501-2/sea+weed.jpg


Jk jk :) Idk I've always been random

Haha lmao.

[Militaryman]

Box of chuck norris

[Pharcyde]

box filled with counter- chuck norris homing missiles with "Mr. Brainwash" painted on the side of each missile and a picture of Elvis holding a red gun on the box.

http://www.whorange.net/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/18/elvis_toy_machine_gun_mr_brainwash.jpg

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

box filled with counter- chuck norris homing missiles with "Mr. Brainwash" painted on the side of each missile and a picture of Elvis holding a red gun on the box.

http://www.whorange.net/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/18/elvis_toy_machine_gun_mr_brainwash.jpg

You sir, have won the weapon. NEW WEAPON!

Pillow.

[Militaryman]

Asphyxiating pillow of chuck Norris AND Elvis AND god.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Asphyxiating pillow of chuck Norris AND Elvis AND god.

grr...

hey guys try to keep an upgrade to a minimal...that way ideas can come smoothly.

New weapon: alarm clock.

[Pharcyde]

nuclear-armed alarm clock

[Militaryman]

nuclear-armed alarm clock

Nuclear-armed alarm clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOM

[TwinkTastical]

Alarm clock of throwing against wall.

[Pharcyde]

Alarm clock of throwing against wall.

Well played..... ;)

[Militaryman]

Alarm clock of throwing against wall.

Alarm clock of hitler

[KaotiicxDream]

Extreme annoying Alarm Clock of -i f*****g destroy u!-